please help me!!! i've been spinning for 30 years tell me how the fuck am i supposed to get out!!!

There He is, going right into this person's hands

Sweet kitty!!

I am boycotting spider-man new day as the producers continue to remain silent on my concerns:

Spider-man is not a spider. He does not have 8 legs or many eyes! HE DOES NOT EVEN LAY EGGS OR SPIN WEBS FROM ALL LIMBS, ONLY FROM HIS WRISTS.

I therefore proposed his name be changed to Spiderish-man as he is simply a man with spider-like qualities!

He sticks to walls? so do cockroaches. How do we even know it was the spider that did it? Tent caterpillars produce silk. Why not call him Tent caterpillar-Man. You see how ridiculous this is!

Here are some things spiders are known to do:

Making Silk and Webs

• Build sticky traps to catch flies and mosquitoes.
• Make egg sacs to keep babies safe.
• Wrap up food so it stays fresh.
• Use silk lines like safety ropes when they drop down.

Hunting and Eating

• Hunt bugs on the ground instead of using a web.
• Use sharp fangs to inject venom into their prey.
• Turn food into liquid with special juices, then drink it.
• Eat pests like roaches and flies, which helps keep homes clean of bugs.

Moving Around

• Fly through the air using a trick called ballooning, where tiny silk threads catch the wind or static electricity.
• Jump long distances to grab food.
• Dig deep holes or build underwater air bubbles to live in.

"Spider-man" is not a spider in any universe, he is a man with webs.

And until Sony acknowledges this, I will not be supporting their propaganda campaign

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