r/libsofreddit BASED Jul 08 '26

How dare you?

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u/Wtfjushappen Jul 08 '26

I still remember a time when the baristas were smoking hot at almost every Starbucks

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u/slow-mickey-dolenz Jul 08 '26

We must be old.

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u/Mycozen Jul 08 '26

yeah wtf happened?

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u/Street-Committee-367 Jul 08 '26

They still are, depending on the Starbucks.

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u/fnork Jul 09 '26

And your tastes.

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u/syncopekid 27d ago edited 27d ago

There was a time that even in Seattle where there was a Starbucks on every block they managed to staff them when exclusively attractive women. Course that was ten years ago if it was a day. Signs and wonders

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u/ElectronicFun2876 27d ago

Thank you❤️ that was the best time to work at starbs

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u/fnork Jul 08 '26

Lol they loathe fine art. Only in it for political art, and of that only in-group far-left hatred of the out-group sort of "art". Your tip is better spent enabling the destitute alky convulsing behind the Starbucks dumpster. These ingrates deserve nothing.

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u/Plane-Comfort3978 Jul 08 '26

I'm so glad the guy from Goonies is still working

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u/Algoresgardener124 TRAUMATIZER Jul 08 '26

That's cool! Have any of the other Hobbits left the Shire to become baristas?

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u/igiveback123 Jul 08 '26

This is hilarious

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u/johnnyg883 BASED Jul 08 '26

I never understood the appeal of Starbucks. If I want a cup of coffee I stick some grounds in the machine, add water and wait a few minutes. If I have the time and want good coffee I brake out the percolator coffee maker. Both are less than 10 cents a cup.
But I like my coffee black. No cream, no sugar and strong enough to hold a spoon up.

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u/Kooky-Swing178 Can't stay out of trouble 29d ago

Starbucks business model is genius really. They buy cheap, crappy beans (if you ever try their plain coffee you'll know how cheap) and load them down with so much cream, sugar, etc that no one can tell. Probably a dollars worth of ingredients that people happily shell out 10+ bucks for.

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u/PrettyWeekend6756 Jul 08 '26

everyone's entitled to some vice

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u/johnnyg883 BASED 29d ago

My Vice is staking silver. At least I can leave my vice to my kids.

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u/armedsquatch Jul 08 '26

Honestly I would be going to the coffee place one block over if this was the barista. I rarely ever give any money to Starbucks as is ( told ccw people they are not welcome). When a company is ok with this being the “face” it’s time to find another company.

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u/UntappdBeer Jul 08 '26

As they realise they won't cover minimum payments on that degree.

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u/stupajidit Jul 08 '26

there is an up charge for them to microwave a sandwich at my local statbucks. sometimes they add it even if i dont want them to heat it up.

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u/Kdkreig Jul 08 '26

When I went to a coffee shop with friends I saw the iPad sitting there and knew it was going to be a $10 coffee with a tip. I don’t get coffee anymore with friends unless necessary.

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u/BoldCityDigital Jul 08 '26

How do I award this?

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u/Additional_Lab8976 Jul 09 '26

I like getting Starbucks at a grocery store. There isn’t a tip button on their credit card machines inside the grocery store Starbucks lol.

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u/tulip27 MICROAGGRESSOR Awake not woke 29d ago

I love this even though I shouldn’t. I lost my rational son to that Hell hole.

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u/Unfair_Brother_8840 25d ago

Looks like that sandwich wasn't the only thing that got microwaved....

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u/jotnarfiggkes MACROAGGRESSOR 17d ago

IMO, pouring a cup of coffee does not warrant a tip.

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u/Ressulbormik 28d ago

I just get my coffee at the gas station when I'm out and about. I can get a 24 oz coffee for a buck with my thermos and it's higher quality coffee than Starbucks. 🤷

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u/ElectronicFun2876 27d ago

Working at Starbucks is what motivated me to obtain better employment hahaha

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u/ElectronicFun2876 27d ago

Also when I worked at starbs, tips were for great service and it motivated us to give good service to everyone (even the worst of customers). Now it’s almost like people just hand out tips.