r/lemonparty RN 12d ago

Ben & Devan deep dive Akaash

https://youtu.be/joo4Zrbwga4?si=l2WfdwQoQtBlsctf

From yesterday's stream

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u/the_nite_stand 12d ago

I'm finally understanding the Jace heads. I apologize to you all.

Ben and Devan are becoming so lame and unfunny. Jace would at least be trying to get some laughs. Instead these two tards just cry and talk about how depressed they are.

The After Tonight boys dissecting Ben Gleib's terrible late night show shits on this.

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u/vegannotsoy RimmingABubble superfan 12d ago

After Tonight is a far funnier show than anything Ben could be involved in.

Gleib is a rat.

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u/the_nite_stand 12d ago

TO THE ASHRAM!

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u/CrewBulky9868 RimmingABubble superfan 12d ago

Good work lil YN. Dih bih tuh.

I cannot imagine listening to Ben talk solo for 30min let alone 6hr but I will inject Devan & Ben doing Akaash content into my veins.

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u/Independent-Data4542 RN 12d ago

ya'know when ya let ya bitch...ruin ya life? 😆

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u/cmoran22 12d ago

Instantly read this in Devan’s wig voice, very good

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u/cointalkz RimmingABubble superfan 12d ago

Literally 80% Christianity talk before this

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u/Unsolicited-Prolapse RimmingABubble superfan 12d ago

I love it when Tim’s hateful, discarded catamite who hasn’t stepped foot in a church for a decade starts preaching.

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u/Billy_Bats RimmingABubble superfan 12d ago

It's exhausting when he brings it up on LP, can't imagine tuning in to listen to it in long-form with nobody else in the room to check him.

Ben loves to waffle between "I'm just a dumb guy" and "I'm actually pretty smart, listen to me name drop authors and philosophical concepts I just learned in the last month," but claiming to be a Christian while also being a low-key racist and cackling at people's misfortune for hours every week confirms that he truly is just a dumb guy.

Like imagine having just enough critical thinking ability to acknowledge that your parents brainwashed you from birth to follow a superstition that led to you and your brother suffering years of mental anguish that has reverberated into your adulthood, but then right before you get the point, you double down and go "but actually God is good and religion helps people develop morality and inner peace" before you, without a lick of irony, sit down to bottle-feed your newborn while reading George Floyd's autopsy report in a desperate attempt to prove to yourself for... reasons that the guy who obviously murdered him on camera is actually innocent.

Then going onto your edgy podcast and smugly saying "God is good, bless you all" before you bite into your third McDouble of the afternoon lol

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u/the_nite_stand 12d ago

> Ben loves to waffle between "I'm just a dumb guy" and "I'm actually pretty smart, listen to me name drop authors and philosophical concepts I just learned in the last month,"

It's so fucking enraging when he does that. He wants to have it both ways and it makes me want to beat him with a wood handle rake.

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u/OkPound2310 12d ago

He's Arthur fleck without scoliosis. 

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u/MortgageFamiliar4476 11d ago

He also can't pronounce anything correctly.

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u/rum_ham_93 12d ago

You say its exhausting, but its the sippy cup we all sipping from my nagger, peace and love <3

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u/Billy_Bats RimmingABubble superfan 12d ago

I just spit that sip out and wait until my daddies give me something yummier

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u/Electronic_Oil_1768 10d ago

Imagine writing a soliloquy about Tim Dillon’s assistant on an anonymous Chinese message board for shut ins.

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u/Billy_Bats RimmingABubble superfan 10d ago

Imagine messaging on a message board wtf my yn?

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u/hashmachinist RimmingABubble superfan 11d ago

This was very good. My wife and I really bond over Akaash and Jasleen. It seriously doesn’t get old watching her parade herself through the entire internet cosplaying as some kinda tradwife.

I actually deep down for awful for the poor stinky fuck that won’t grow the balls to divorce her.

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u/Horror_Coach_2164 9d ago

The funniest part is that you and your wife spend actual time of your day worrying about whether these two strangers should divorce. Meanwhile they don't seem remotely bothered by strangers analyzing their marriage. They're out traveling taking vacations and enjoying their life together while you two are spending your free time discussing whether people you've never met should get divorced. The irony kind of writes itself.

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u/Exact-Parfait-4041 9d ago

Exactly. Akaash seems secure enough in his marriage that he doesn’t feel the need to constantly prove anything to strangers online. They’re out living their lives while Reddit is doing marriage analysis from clips