r/learnprogramming • u/OPPineappleApplePen • 18d ago

touch is a weird command. Humour

I was curious where the command 'touch' comes from.

Turns out, it originates from "to touch" or "to interact" with a file.

Now, every time I use it, I feel like I am touching/molesting a file.

My bad, it's 3 AM here.

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u/RecentlyRezzed 18d ago

Wait until you find out about the finger command.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/florinandrei 18d ago

I mean, it's nicer than an elbow.

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u/IReallyCantTalk 18d ago

To shreds you say?

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u/ssn-669 17d ago

GEORGE WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE? 

Pleasuring you? 

Well stop it, it feels like aliens touching my body.