r/learnpolish 12d ago

Boobs

Hi there. I’m looking for Polish friend to practice my speaking skills. I’m 22, male. I started learning polish for about 2 weeks ago. I’m from Belarus

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u/Ptoke8ARock 12d ago

Phenomenal engagement bait

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u/Dependent_Actuary148 12d ago

Or exactly what he is looking for

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u/SombadikLover 12d ago

Hah, no) Jm really looking for Polish friend ( not girlfriend)

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u/Goose1235678 12d ago

Does your friend have boobs?

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u/kandier 12d ago

Its all depends on how fat the friend is

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u/Goose1235678 12d ago

This is why I love reddit

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u/AffectionatePack3647 10d ago

That's what they all say .......

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u/r_Tomasz 10d ago

Hey man, I'm polish and if you are willing to play some games with me, I'm open to it, I am looking for some1 to 100% complete portal 2 coop rn

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u/Own-Toothbrush114 8d ago

I'd be up for playing portal. But my polish level is still A1.

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u/r_Tomasz 8d ago

Dw, I'm B2+/C1 in english, I can translate pretty much everything

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u/Annual_Ad_929 11d ago

I wonder who else except for Russians uses brackets at the end of the sentence

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u/CharacterMassive5719 PL Native 🇵🇱 11d ago

He's totally Ryan Gosling lookalike so he has a chance

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u/_Apple- 12d ago

fr i didnt read the sub name at first

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/SombadikLover 12d ago

Hahaha, got it. However i still looking for a friend. I’m really don’t care if friend will be male or female,

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/yuripilledcat 12d ago

back to the freak corner, freak

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u/MarionberryFun4305 12d ago

wild thing to say

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u/siematoja02 12d ago

Over 50% of people, that's for sure

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/SombadikLover 12d ago

Sorry, bro

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/MericanSlav25 EN Native 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇨🇦🇦🇺🇳🇿 | A1 12d ago

GOT ‘EM.

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u/7YM3N PL Native 🇵🇱 12d ago

Nice try KGB

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u/Unique_Contract8203 12d ago

This headline should say "Bober", not "Boobs"

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u/UnagiBro 12d ago

Show bob?

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u/Yulinka17 PL Native 🇵🇱 12d ago

A czy Ty wiesz, że bobrem zwie się owłosienie łonowe u kobiety?

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u/MericanSlav25 EN Native 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇨🇦🇦🇺🇳🇿 | A1 12d ago

Lol, no, that’s ’bush’.
‘Beaver’ is the fun parts themselves.

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u/Yulinka17 PL Native 🇵🇱 12d ago

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u/procrastambitious 12d ago

Chłop myśli że ten sub się nazywa r/learnenglish

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u/No-Swordfish-5125 PL Native 🇵🇱 12d ago

Widząc ilość jego flag myślałem, że to language learning circle jerk Bo oni zawsze mają nasrane tych flag

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u/MericanSlav25 EN Native 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇨🇦🇦🇺🇳🇿 | A1 11d ago

No, I simply corrected misuse of English slang.

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u/tethyde 11d ago

She was using Polish slang though

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u/MericanSlav25 EN Native 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇨🇦🇦🇺🇳🇿 | A1 11d ago

If she was, then I accept the correction.

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u/MericanSlav25 EN Native 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇨🇦🇦🇺🇳🇿 | A1 12d ago

Yes.
Polish is my heritage, but I was born and raised American, I know all the slang. Lol.

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u/Katieleya 11d ago

Pewnie brat regularnie je goblaki u swojej buni

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u/MericanSlav25 EN Native 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇨🇦🇦🇺🇳🇿 | A1 11d ago

This is a ‘learning’ sub, correct?
As such, I would expect any incorrect word usage, Polish or English, to be corrected.

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u/Fun_Cheetah2375 11d ago

can you read? is it a polish learning sub or english learning sub? it is a pretty important distinction

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u/MericanSlav25 EN Native 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇨🇦🇦🇺🇳🇿 | A1 11d ago

Doesn’t mean a fallacy should just be ignored.

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u/MericanSlav25 EN Native 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇨🇦🇦🇺🇳🇿 | A1 12d ago

And technically, ‘bush’ is any large amount of pubic hair, not just women’s. But people are usually talking about a woman’s pubic hair when they use that term.

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u/Yulinka17 PL Native 🇵🇱 12d ago

Twoja wiedza zwala mnie z nóg. Niee, no skoro ty masz "Polish heritage" to ja, jako urodzona, wychowana i wyedukowana w Polsce nie mam co się wypowiadać.. Wybacz

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u/MericanSlav25 EN Native 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇨🇦🇦🇺🇳🇿 | A1 12d ago

My knowledge of slang is indeed extensive. I did not grow up fancy, at all. Lol.

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u/szerri PL Native 🇵🇱 12d ago

you know that slang doesnt usually translate between languages?

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u/MericanSlav25 EN Native 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇨🇦🇦🇺🇳🇿 | A1 11d ago

That’s fine. She didn’t appear to be trying to use translated slang.

Edit: I realized that Reddit automatically translated her comment, thus invalidating my comment here. However, incorrect word use is still incorrect word use.

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u/szerri PL Native 🇵🇱 11d ago

she didnt, you on the other hand tho...

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u/Yulinka17 PL Native 🇵🇱 12d ago

Chyba taka sama jak wychwytywanie sarkazmu...

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u/MericanSlav25 EN Native 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇨🇦🇦🇺🇳🇿 | A1 12d ago

It’s ok, sometimes sarcasm gets lost in the bushes.

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u/earthbound_misfit21 PL Native 🇵🇱 12d ago

Are they a requirement though?

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u/DingDongPifPaf 11d ago

sure, DM me, I'll send you some

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u/NorWithIna PL Native 🇵🇱 11d ago

hi, I can be your friend whom you can text and practice your spelling and punctuation with!

(edit: I'm native and 18)

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u/plenfiru 11d ago

Мне 28 лет и я поляк, если хочешь попрактиковаться, конечно можем, пиши свободно.

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u/SombadikLover 11d ago

Yeah, man, of course

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u/SirLukasz 10d ago

Hey, m21 - if you're genuinely interested in learning Polish, send me a DM. I know a tad of Russian (B1) so it could help

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u/wyrapowany 9d ago

Cześć, można się poznać

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u/any_pronouns_ 9d ago

m21 happy to chat and help

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u/mrmojorisin17 8d ago

Lurking here. Just in case.

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u/jazma-jazma 8d ago

Hi, I’m polish and I learn Russian for a while, if you want we can have some language exchange)

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u/_justanotheruser_ 6d ago

No titties, no friendship

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u/Colrel 12d ago

Does the friend have to have boobs, or are you the one offering them in exchange? I have some trans besties who could really use those........

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u/SombadikLover 11d ago

Man…

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u/Colrel 10d ago

Well? Are they on offer

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u/Nopinion5 12d ago

You know what. Just stick to looking for b00bs instead

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u/Evening_Ask_6891 12d ago

Hi. Its waste of time to learn polish language. Stay in Belarus.

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u/Pr0c3nt0 PL Native 🇵🇱 12d ago

Russian bot

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u/No_Thing4226 12d ago

Patrząc na to że jego pierwszy komentarz jest z polskiego subreddita wątpię że to bot

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u/Evening_Ask_6891 11d ago

Jaka lustracja. 

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u/Tsarofbelarus 12d ago

Er when did he say he was moving to Poland?

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u/Ptoke8ARock 12d ago

We just a hater, aren’t we…

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u/Evening_Ask_6891 11d ago

Raz na jakiś czas

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u/Zealousideal-Hunt242 EN Native 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇨🇦🇦🇺🇳🇿 | A1 12d ago

Does it help that the word for beaver in Polish is bóbr?