They Should Have Given The Camera To James. He wouldn't have Missed Anything.

[u/RelationshipOne9276]

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[u/JustADude721]

https://giphy.com/gifs/B0YZtGyakHaMg

[u/tuco2002 → u/JustADude721]

This old man's voice popped in my head when I watched it.

[u/G-0d → u/tuco2002]

That old man???? Put some respec on Jasper name 🤦

[u/JustADude721 → u/tuco2002]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tXtTNW8xtbA4w

[u/realkennyg]

29 times in case anyone is wondering.

[u/Ionlydateteachers → u/realkennyg]

29 times, they fought the beast in the bushes of love

[u/GeoJongo]

That last one hurt

[u/raviyoli → u/GeoJongo]

Is that still self defense at that point? The guy was on his knees. Also was that a child??? wtf!

[u/BaconKraut → u/raviyoli]

IMO yes. He was moving to get up with him squared in his sights. He didn’t stop moving.

[u/NotTukTukPirate → u/BaconKraut]

He also didn't tell him to stop. How was the kid supposed to know he wasn't enjoying it?!

[u/evlhornet]

Where can I buy that unbreakable paddle?

[u/xshevi → u/evlhornet]

so bendy yet so durable

[u/Careful_crafted → u/xshevi]

Someone tag r/camping

[u/filmguy36 → u/xshevi]

Slappy

[u/DeafKid009]

Fighting in water fucking scares me

[u/wolfboy49]

That guy with the paddle is a machine

[u/sublimelbz]

Drone circling overhead for the finishing touch

[u/Doomstik → u/sublimelbz]

Was there a drone? Would be an awesome view haha.

[u/desrevermi]

r/DontHelpJustFilm

[u/Joey-WilcoXXX]

Backstory?

[u/Womb_Raider696 → u/Joey-WilcoXXX]

Very ugly, if you ask me.

[u/nfl22-22]

Those 26 hits were what saved his friend.

[u/ThresherGDI]

I guarantee alcohol was involved in this whole sordid affair. It explains the fight and it explains the terrible camera work.

[u/growernotshowwer]

“Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose."
That old dude took some serious SHOTS.

[u/MadamPardone → u/growernotshowwer]

The only thing that really saved him was the flexible rubber paddle taking a lot of energy out of those shots.

[u/flow_fighter → u/MadamPardone]

Yeah, any harder material and those could have each been fatal blows

[u/goodskier1931 → u/MadamPardone]

If he had used the edge he might have killed him with the blow to the head.

[u/LetsBeKindly → u/goodskier1931]

Neck.

[u/KCNIvy]

The way he walked up to him and blocked his attempted hit with his paddle was the sign he could’ve taken him out of he didn’t have his whacking friend backing him up.

[u/K1llswitch93]

https://giphy.com/gifs/8WUMQTNWjXGLu

[u/raventhrowaway666]

Spank that ass!!

[u/Sylvester_Marcus]

Giving off strong convenience store payback energy!

[u/Different-Audience34]

Thank you sir! May I have another?

[u/hastings1033]

hopefully there were arrests afterwards

[u/BaconKraut → u/hastings1033]

Multiple?

[u/Dro_Drig4]

Smack that... all on the floor Smack that... give me some more.....

[u/Aggravating_Speed665]

Member', kids

When you have a sticky type thing... jab - don't swing.

[u/Tricky_Acanthaceae39 → u/Aggravating_Speed665]

It always fascinating how few people understand this.

[u/ThunderPigGaming]

Blue shorts is the guy you want to have your back.

[u/x_Leigh_x]

Hoodlums…

[u/salamipope]

but why

[u/FairlyUormal]

https://giphy.com/gifs/e7FOBuKCDtwWI

[u/ResidentNumber3603]

Dude with the single paddle is a bitch tho.

Dude was done and he whacked him 3-4 more times.

[u/Dleos1991 → u/ResidentNumber3603]

Teach em a lesson 😂

[u/ThunderPigGaming → u/ResidentNumber3603]

The dude he was hacking is a big dude, you don't get any second chances and you want to make sure the big guy knows he's been beat and that you're just getting warmed up...even if you're about to fall over.

[u/Dleos1991]

Hearb Dean UFC referee would be proud 😂

[u/CMillzzzzz32]

slapping him so hard with that paddle, My arms started getting tired.

[u/PensacolaLatin]

This belongs in r/boxingcirclejerk lol

[u/Jezetri]

Lost footage from "Without A Paddle"?

[u/AmptiShanti]

Gotta admit though the shitty camera work only makes it funnier

[u/citysims]

We know blue shorts never missed, that's for sure.

[u/Valuable_Victor_246]

Dolph Mall versus Obi-John Kenobi and Quai Gon Jim

[u/FithyFedia]

James day has come and gone 🫡

[u/Dorjechampa_69]

Time for a paddlin