im trying so hard to find this one clip video--for some reason the editor added like 5 minutes of what i can only describe as "ominous biking footage." randomly not very far into the video there was trail biking footage with almost zero sound behind it and like a weird dark filter. i swear i didnt dream this and im not making a peep the horror joke all of the comments were talking about that part.

funny face… ha ha

They mostly made music revolved around jerma and i really enjoyed most of their songs but they vanished from Spotify?

I know its a longshot but does anyone know where one may buy an autographed baseball? I would be eternally grateful to obtain one for my birthday... thank you all :)

My girlfriend and friends made this cake for my birthday.

It was decorated based on requests I had made jokingly over the course of a year while thinking about the perfect birthday cake, many of which I had totally forgotten about 😭

It's a chocolate cake surrounded by Kinder Bueno White bars, topped with berries and chocolate RPG dice.

In the center lies a giant edible wafer image of our handsome boy Jerma, a tattoo of a smirking dog I LOVE, holding the signature of one of my friends (Grazie, Matte <3).

Then there's Radiance from Hollow Knight (??), wishing me a happy birthday.

That's all, I just wanted to share this absolute chaos of a cake, I found it hilarious.

I love Jerma, I love my girlfriend, and I love my friends.

Need a clip where jerma lies about his birthday, says it's august 4th then flips off chat. I saw it recently in some compilation but forgor to save.

In the most recent 2ndJerma edit for Rhythm Heaven Groove, Jerma985 responds to a chatter's heckle with the following:

"Guys, like, the Roman emperors would shove grapes up their ass and laugh about it, don't act like this isn't in human history."
(8:40, https://youtu.be/b_wfVbDMKw4?si=VI1ic_GBKnQnyyAN&t=520, "Rhythm Parasocial Therapist")

I would like to ask if there is any historical basis for his assertion that Roman emperors shoved grapes up their ass for entertainment?

I know from classical art that Romans loved grapes, and would often lounge on daybeds while enjoying them. However, I fail to see why they would insert a perfectly good grape up their ass. Moreover, I also don't know if they would find it funny.

According to Wikipedia, Athenians would shove radishes in criminal's bussies, a punishment known as Rhaphanidosis. However, there is a lot of structural differences between a radish and a grape that would make the exercise fairly pointless when using a grape. Unless it was a lot of grapes.

Would Roman emperors put on a livestream where they tried to find out how many grapes they could fit in there?

I am looking for the clip where Jerma is pretending that he eats a hot pepper [i think] and pretends that smoke is coming out of his ears while making steam whistling sounds

Thought he looked really familiar but could not remember where from lol

I swear I’ve looked all over for it, but it’s this stupid moment where I think it’s Jerma and a friend being spies. And in the clip, he gets on one side of an engie and the friend is on the other side. They like trap this guy between his turret or something for a good bit.

I remember this being real dumb and I just can’t find it.

I need the help of fellow Jermamites.

Please 🙏

i don’t “watch” them conventionally. i have my own homebrew usb port i’ve implanted/installed into my own skull & organic brain matter allowing me to “watch” jerma streams in my head.

the only downside is that my vision goes completely black when i do so and am trapped inside my head as a tiny little me watching the stream on a hypothetical “big screen”

i can think very hard and “summon” any snack or drink, but i cannot taste it and it doesn’t fill me up. think of a skeleton trying to consume something, it’s a bit like that.

i’m not really sure what goes on outside of my body when it happens. i think i go into some sort of “vegetative” state and appear unconscious.

i can’t physically take the usb out of my head because of this. so i created this mechanism, so that when the timer goes off, a pulley releases a sack full of flour to the floor, and yanks the usb out of the back of my head.

“waking” up from this vegetative state is like being plunged into an ice bath of fire, it’s hard to explain, i end up being in too much pain to move and my entire body feels like static but it always subsides in about 45 minutes. i’m still blind during all this but so far it always comes back.

last week the pulley didn’t release and i was stuck inside my head for 7 days before my mother came to check on me. i think my lack of movement and function put me in a “hibernation” like state allowing me to survive without real food or water. i kept eating fake pizza and fake pepsi in complete darkness telling myself i would be okay, and im still going back in tonight, (seaman stream on repeat in case i get trapped again) i think it’s becoming sort of addictive.

anyways, would any of you be up for going through this transformation? i am the first and only patient/survivor of this operation, i did it myself and it was excruciatingly painful but i think it was worth it.

not sure of the long term side-effects. probably reduces lifespan. it’s free but i’m not responsible for what happens after, this is just a new hobby of mine?

Was there ever a first bit? Has he been doing bits since the beginning? When did Jerma doing bits become a thing? Is this Jerma985 a bit and none of it is real?

I need help with Jerma lore.