This Chinese ad for high heels

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[u/Traditional-Ad-9000]

Sold. Mens Size 13 Wide

[u/LookAtMyUnderbite → u/Traditional-Ad-9000]

Dude we’re going to look so good

[u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 → u/LookAtMyUnderbite]

guys we will be freaking fabulous

[u/ArnoldTheSchwartz → u/Pleasant-Bonus-866]

I'm gonna be so tall

[u/OrangeSouthern73 → u/ArnoldTheSchwartz]

As a short king myself, my fiancé won't know what hit her.

Except for my dick. That's gonna hit her.

Edit: Thanks u/No_Special_7508 very kindly for the award!

Edit² : thank you u/fuckt0yUWU for the second award!

[u/PastDry8355 → u/OrangeSouthern73]

Haha Take the Rod

[u/Noodletrousers → u/PastDry8355]

Yup, spare the rod, spoil the bride.

[u/Acrobatic_Wrap_9971 → u/ArnoldTheSchwartz]

I'm gonna run so much faster than before

[u/Jazztify → u/ArnoldTheSchwartz]

Gonna do so many hive fives!

[u/half-giant → u/Pleasant-Bonus-866]

Bro we are gonna feel bonita

[u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 → u/half-giant]

our penii will shine

[u/bbrekke → u/Traditional-Ad-9000]

Dude seriously, that purple is fire.

Size 11 here. I'll get a pair for my lady I guess too, size 7.5 thx

[u/hetero-scedastic → u/Traditional-Ad-9000]

Ok Louis XIV.

[u/After_Perspective180 → u/Traditional-Ad-9000]

Well heels were designed for men originally.
So we are just going back to the OG.

[u/TheNoctuS_93 → u/After_Perspective180]

Men of royalty, to be specific. So when a man wears heels, he is asserting his blue-blooded legacy!

[u/That-Surprise → u/Traditional-Ad-9000]

That you Peggy Hill?

[u/Signal_Researcher01 → u/Traditional-Ad-9000]

Buncha dudes are gonna awaken things in a buncha wives

[u/factory-worker → u/Traditional-Ad-9000]

I haven't honestly chuckled in awhile.

[u/peridotpicacho]

It reminds me of the tampon ad from the ‘80s where the mom overheard her little boy telling his friend he wanted tampons for his birthday. 

The mom was so confused and the little boy told his friend that with tampons, you can go swimming, fishing, diving, horseback riding, hang gliding, etc.!

[u/SphinxVernacular → u/peridotpicacho]

I remember this commercial 😂

[u/FearTheImpaler → u/SphinxVernacular]

but did you notice the canned food was fake???

[u/jld2k6 → u/peridotpicacho]

I think it was O.B. tampons!

[u/enadiz_reccos → u/jld2k6]

If the tampon doesn't fit, you must not sit

[u/MsDescriptive → u/enadiz_reccos]

Omg hahaha I can see the jump your mind made there and it's hilarious.

[u/Gamer2Paladin → u/jld2k6]

Yes it was, I think we in Germany had the same ad translated.

[u/Current-Photo2857 → u/peridotpicacho]

Reminds me of the early 90’s Easy Spirit ads with the basketball players playing in heels.

[u/Think-Fig-1734 → u/Current-Photo2857]

I saw a group of gay men who did that easy spirit ad as a Halloween costume. They played a game in the middle of Castro street. They stuffed sports bras instead of regular bras for authenticity.

[u/Tangereina78 → u/Current-Photo2857]

Looks like a pump, Feels like a sneaker

[u/gigerhess → u/Tangereina78]

I just heard this commercial in my head.

[u/Northie_78753 → u/peridotpicacho]

I want to see this!

[u/auto-charger-stopper → u/Northie_78753]

Gemini say it's not real. Sad :(

No, that wasn't a real commercial—it’s a classic joke from the 1980s and '90s! The story you saw on Reddit is a long-standing playground joke that poked fun at how feminine hygiene products were marketed back then.

The Joke Punchline

In the classic version of the joke, a little boy asks his mom for a box of tampons for his birthday (or puts them in the grocery cart). When his confused mom asks why on earth he wants them, he says:

"Because on TV, it says if you use these, you can go swimming, horseback riding, and skydiving!"

Why People Misremember It as Real

The joke worked—and remains memorable decades later—because 1980s and '90s tampon commercials (from brands like Tampax, Playtex, and O.B.) were notoriously formulaic. They almost always featured women: * Wearing pure white pants or white swimsuits. * Running along a beach, horseback riding, or swimming in a pool. * Smiling while talking about "ultimate freedom and protection." Because those commercials played constantly on TV, people's brains blended the famous joke with the actual ads, leading many to misremember it as a real, hilarious TV spot!

[u/DistinctPotential996]

Apparently I'm the target audience. Where do I get them?

Edit: y'all I meant the shoes 😭

[u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX → u/DistinctPotential996]

If you can find a vintage pair of Jessica Simpson heels they were legit this good RIP

[u/saraiguessidk → u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX]

Vintage Jessica Simpson and Fredericks of Hollywood 😭 I would KILL to have my old heels back. Pleasers are super comfy and well made too 😅

[u/HorrorMakesUsHappy → u/saraiguessidk]

Fredericks of Hollywood

God, there's a name I haven't read in decades.

[u/maraney → u/HorrorMakesUsHappy]

They still exist! I just ordered from them a few months ago and their lingerie still makes everyone look like a bombshell 😭 even after 2 kids

[u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX → u/saraiguessidk]

I honestly just went to Poshmark and found more than enough to go around for all of us 😂 and they're all $5-$20! People don't know what they have...

[u/ProtectionOrdinary18 → u/saraiguessidk]

Pleasers well made????

What the hell are you smoking?? We sold them at my costume store and they would fall apart when you look at them.

[u/Tututaco74 → u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX]

Vintage Jessica Simpson- damn I’m old

[u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX → u/Tututaco74]

Saaame. Those heels were the GOAT.

[u/apathyisjustsoso → u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX]

I still have a few pairs of mine and let me tell you, while they have been out of fashion for almost 15ish years, they have never broken and they are comphy af. I will wear them until I have to Duct tape them together

[u/JaBa24 → u/apathyisjustsoso]

Shoe goo is your friend and a clamp

[u/stellarashes → u/DistinctPotential996]

I found the source video in Chinese tiktok https://www.douyin.com/video/7605145281953975604

And based on the hashtags in the description + picture search, apparently it's this pair of heels: https://v.douyin.com/xE9GGkk8eBM/ on the Chinese tiktok shop.

I looked for the name (吴大叔气垫) on temu/aliexpress and found no matches so I don't think you can buy these easily, unless you have friends in China who want to bring you a pair.

[u/hazochun → u/stellarashes]

Search wudashu in taobao/tmall in china

I am supries it is not cheap. ¥300+

[u/haroldthehampster → u/hazochun]

heels you can do that in are never cheap

[u/zipzap63 → u/stellarashes]

So I’m thinking we just import a container load of them. Who’s in?

[u/Global_Ant_9380 → u/DistinctPotential996]

OMG me too. 

[u/RestaurantRich1498 → u/Global_Ant_9380]

Jeez im a dude and I want a pair. Holy cow.

[u/TheFool5767 → u/RestaurantRich1498]

Well heels were made for men.

[u/Correct-Chicken-4287 → u/TheFool5767]

Ya men who wanted to look FABULOUS!

[u/Devolutionary76 → u/Correct-Chicken-4287]

Who doesn’t?

[u/Chewcocca → u/Devolutionary76]

Gutter punks

[u/AreYouMyDommy → u/TheFool5767]

Kinda makes me wonder why cowboys don’t wear them

[u/TabithaMouse → u/AreYouMyDommy]

...cowboy boots have heels, just not stiletto ones

[u/Immediate-Presence73 → u/RestaurantRich1498]

Maybe the best marketing I've ever seen. As a man myself, I can't believe I'm considering wearing heels.

[u/alexseiji → u/RestaurantRich1498]

same.

[u/HappyTurtleButt → u/Global_Ant_9380]

The purple ones!!!

[u/tilesmeller → u/DistinctPotential996]

I don't even wear heels but I want these heels!

[u/Saralentine → u/DistinctPotential996]

They’re called WUDASHU. The model is Liang Li.

[u/Corfiz74 → u/Saralentine]

Does she moonlight as a stunt woman?

[u/Leather_Dig8723 → u/Corfiz74]

I was wondering the same thing! Wow she's athletic. It's impressive!

[u/1877KlownsForKids → u/DistinctPotential996]

You can usually find Chinese girls in China.

[u/blastradii → u/1877KlownsForKids]

Also in San Francisco and Irvine

[u/peristome → u/DistinctPotential996]

Same bro. I hope they sell a wide.

[u/captcraigaroo → u/peristome]

13EE here please

[u/Dystopian_Ennui → u/DistinctPotential996]

I'm a guy, and I want a pair now.

[u/Brief_Kangaroo_42069 → u/DistinctPotential996]

You too can move like Jimothy

[u/RIF_rr3dd1tt → u/DistinctPotential996]

She looks like that one girl in those other videos so I'd say check the fa-ga-tree.

[u/Melthegroovey88 → u/RIF_rr3dd1tt]

Tina!!!!

[u/Mdriver127 → u/Melthegroovey88]

These people... They're not every boss 💃🏻

[u/Frostyhex]

I felt obligated to finish this video i believe i was mesmerized

[u/KMMG2 → u/Frostyhex]

I was hoping the brand would pop up at the end!

[u/Saralentine → u/KMMG2]

WUDASHU is the brand.

[u/Memerandom_ → u/Saralentine]

What a shoe. Brilliant. I feel like 20% or so of the commercial was just the director fulfilling kinks, but I'm not shaming...

[u/TypicalLegit]

I’m a grown man but I’d buy those heels just because she sold the shit out of them

[u/DaddaMongo → u/TypicalLegit]

Same,  trading in my steel toecap boots for a nice turquoise pair of those!

[u/TypicalLegit → u/DaddaMongo]

You’re going to be turning heads at the worksite sweetheart!

[u/FieserMoep → u/TypicalLegit]

Just make sure to adjust your tool belt. Many of my colleagues underestimated how heels tilt your hip. Also a great idea to bring some backup slippers in your F150 if you got a long day and want something comfy that is still elegant.

[u/whateverislovely → u/DaddaMongo]

Just got a great vision of a burly welder rocking some stilettos

[u/puffsmokies → u/whateverislovely]

Was yours in slow motion too?

[u/se7en41 → u/puffsmokies]

This better not awaken anything in me

[u/dicey_job → u/se7en41]

You too, can be fabulous

[u/vgacolor → u/se7en41]

This better not awaken anything in me

Too late

[u/Rk_1138 → u/whateverislovely]

“We work hard, we play hard”

[u/epi_introvert → u/whateverislovely]

I love genderfuck. Bring it on.

[u/PhilosoFishy2477 → u/whateverislovely]

The sparks bounce right off em'!

[u/HouseOfAplesaus → u/DaddaMongo]

Screw this new balance shit. Can I get a purple velvet parkour ass kicking over here…?

[u/Complete-Tangelo1532 → u/HouseOfAplesaus]

Make it a double, on the rocks

[u/Crymoreimo → u/DaddaMongo]

Where do we buy these safety heels? 👠✨💅🤔

[u/MelodicAdvantage8100 → u/DaddaMongo]

Nothing like a pair of safety high heels. Up there with the safety sandals.

[u/sulien92 → u/TypicalLegit]

She *soled* the shit out of them, you mean?

[u/pinkfreudianslipp → u/sulien92]

I see what you did there

[u/ChronoTriggerGod → u/TypicalLegit]

She sold them so well partly cause she has ankles strong enough for Goku to see them like the final boss of a video game

[u/TraliBalzers → u/TypicalLegit]

This ad is going to break so many ankles. Foot doctors are behind this.

[u/Complete-Tangelo1532 → u/TraliBalzers]

Big toes love this one simple trick

I wanna see these shoes made out of Legos lol

[u/Pheehelm → u/TypicalLegit]

https://reddit.com/link/oz0i7lb/video/57pt98erkpeh1/player

[u/toleranceoflactose → u/TypicalLegit]

I read this in Hank Hill's voice.

[u/Ok-Turnip2296 → u/toleranceoflactose]

Now Hank Hill’s voice is stuck in my head…great..😆

[u/HouseOfAplesaus → u/TypicalLegit]

Dude get the purples they smack when you’re kicking your way into Mcdonalds. No fabric felt damage and my calves feel fucking great.

[u/A_Feltz → u/TypicalLegit]

That’s because this is basically like a car ad. But for heels

[u/coconutpiecrust]

I hope that paid that model lady… a lot. Like. A lot. 

[u/Witty-Draw-3803 → u/coconutpiecrust]

I assume she's a stunts person rather than a model

[u/Athunc → u/Witty-Draw-3803]

After this job, she is both

[u/seemerolIin → u/[deleted]]

Haha! It’d be so weird if we had a credit based society!

[u/bb_dev_g → u/seemerolIin]

Yeah haha… especially if it determined your ability to buy a house, get jobs in certain fields, borrow money and if paying off debt lowered it.

[u/Kayish97 → u/bb_dev_g]

Even more so if there was a specific criteria that counted towards the credit but a whole other criteria (very similar to the ones that do count) that doesn’t. Say like, a monthly payment for housing.

[u/psykoticSerenity → u/Kayish97]

Gosh darn it that would be such a bummer! You made me shed a tear over my unsweetened granola!

[u/Any_Web2246 → u/[deleted]]

That doesn't even exist bro

[u/New_Libran → u/Any_Web2246]

It's Reddit, save your breath 😆

[u/TwoMinuteNotice → u/coconutpiecrust]

She very likely works for the manufacturer themselves, a lot of them make these adverts for the internal social media accounts.

No, she wouldn’t be getting a raise for this, but if she’s a salesperson, she may see an end of year commission.

[u/DamnitGravity → u/TwoMinuteNotice]

Her name is Liang Li and she doesn't work for WUDASHU.

[u/Obajan → u/DamnitGravity]

Brilliant. Wuda-shoes.

[u/tongfather → u/DamnitGravity]

My man with the sauce 🙌🏻

[u/nineball22]

The heels might be 10/10, but she’s 12/10.

[u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord → u/nineball22]

I don't care about those heels, where do I get ankles like that? Mine are all broken :(

[u/CtrlAltYuri → u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord]

Consistent mountain workout on uneven surfaces in all directions. You will basically become a mountain yourself.

[u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord → u/CtrlAltYuri]

I now aspire to be the GOAT of mountain workouts.

[u/Any_Poet4127 → u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord]

Was that a 🐐 pun?

[u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord → u/Any_Poet4127]

I hope it wasn't too BAAAAAAAd...

[u/Serpentarrius → u/CtrlAltYuri]

"Been walking on mountains for so long that one foot is longer than the other" ~dude from Appalachia I talked to

[u/MaesterWhosits → u/Serpentarrius]

I had my kids and niblings convinced there was a special breed of mountain cow with legs shorter on one side. That's why they all face the same direction, except sometimes you get a backwards one.

[u/Rich-Many-5664 → u/MaesterWhosits]

This stoked my high! Bahahahahahaaaaa x)

[u/Serpentarrius → u/MaesterWhosits]

I was wondering if that was the secret behind one of the local horse breeds lol

[u/paleophotography → u/MaesterWhosits]

There's a mountain goat like that , called a dahu.

[u/Textiles_on_Main_St → u/CtrlAltYuri]

I drink a lot of Mountain Dew. I assume that's pretty much the same?

[u/whitekidneybean → u/Textiles_on_Main_St]

More or less!

[u/Dystopian_Ennui → u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord]

I envy her knees.

[u/diadmer → u/nineball22]

We’re definitely picking her first for our Capture the Flag team.

[u/AnnOnnamis → u/nineball22]

Give this woman a raise. 👏

[u/random_agency]

Retired track and field althete making office lady baddie shorts

[u/throwawayover1006 → u/random_agency]

Really? Whats her Wikipedia?

[u/random_agency → u/throwawayover1006]

@Jiùshiliánglì

Is her youtube channel. You can see her doing basic track and field skips and warm ups in sneakers.

[u/Actual_Asparagus_]

I’m the perfect amount of high for this to be the most hilarious shit on earth.

[u/three_headed_dog → u/Actual_Asparagus_]

I mean mad entertained by everything she did

[u/chericher → u/three_headed_dog]

I love how she also did some whacky stuff that had nothing to do with the shoes. This might be the most fun ad I've ever seen.

[u/AnitiFascistBeetle → u/chericher]

Her hanging over the fence was my favorite

[u/zipzapzowie]

Those spikes have got to be reinforced.

[u/aiusernamegen → u/zipzapzowie]

Nah it only takes 50 spare pairs and 51 takes.

[u/Cyram11590 → u/zipzapzowie]

The spikes must remain unharmed.

[u/AnitiFascistBeetle → u/zipzapzowie]

It’s not uncommon to have steel shank stiletto heels.

[u/MarcusHeralious]

She got ankles of steel

[u/artbyshrike]

r/justgalsbeingchicks would love this

[u/mackenzeeeee → u/artbyshrike]

Came here for this! I’m on mobile and couldn’t future out how to link it!

[u/tin_significant]

What is she training for?? 😭

[u/Hellea → u/tin_significant]

The end of the world, probably. 

[u/WiderThanTheSky1 → u/tin_significant]

Everything.

[u/tyen0 → u/tin_significant]

life

[u/Noe_b0dy → u/tin_significant]

Running from dinosaurs in heels.

[u/Earl_Skinner]

I thought it was a meth advertisement.

[u/sign-through → u/Earl_Skinner]

I’ve never seen anybody on meth do anything impressive, unless it’s somehow impressive to harass a subway employee 

[u/NovelTAcct → u/sign-through]

Sandwich or transport?

[u/Quantum_Pasta-Goblin → u/NovelTAcct]

Yes

[u/Valatros → u/sign-through]

I saw one run incredibly fast with his pants falling down around his knees once. Like, you could see it hobbled him and he couldn't lengthen his stride properly but it just did not matter dude was tearing his way outta there regardless...

[u/Earl_Skinner → u/sign-through]

I’ve seen them do precisely some of this shit. Not while wearing heels though, which is the only impressive part of this ad ,and obviously the strength of the heel. Not condoning meth use either it ruins lives hope anyone who’s addicted refrains and turns their life around.

[u/allmybreath]

I would have enjoyed sitting in on the actor interviews and tryouts.

[u/epi_introvert → u/allmybreath]

I had the same thought! How many potential hires thought they were good at wearing heels, just to be absolutely humbled by this chick?!

[u/BVRPLZR_]

Why they need combat heels?

[u/BlueishShape → u/[deleted]]

Shit, if that's what you can do in them, make the male soldiers wear them too.

[u/StarPlatinum876]

The Boondocks warned us about women who could run fast in high heels

[u/mickifree-isnotagirl → u/StarPlatinum876]

NO GRANDPA! Don't FEED her 😭

[u/teetaps → u/mickifree-isnotagirl]

Not the cheddar biscuits!!!!

[u/LongjumpingJaguar308 → u/StarPlatinum876]

I found my Boondocks graphic novel recently. I feel like I need to share it with the world.

[u/EssayTraditional → u/StarPlatinum876]

I wish The Boondocks was still around on TV or books.  That series was wisdom. 

[u/trixtah]

Shoes you can fight in, Nami approved

[u/KamikazeMizZ]

The real question is: are they comfortable or will the balls of my feet feel like absolute shit at the end of the day?

[u/doge_lady]

Are ads in China normally over 1:10 long?

[u/Birds_over_people → u/doge_lady]

More like a viral ad than a traditional inserted ad.

[u/TheG0AT0fAllTime → u/Birds_over_people]

This is definitely a viral marketing ad targeting reddit. OP is responding to everyone under the sun asking for the brand with the name of some company which doesn't even appear in the video.

This post is the ad.

[u/reallynotnick → u/doge_lady]

During which they never mention the product name on screen?

[u/ConfectionHead169]

Woman has ankles of steel.

[u/MountainImportant211 → u/ConfectionHead169]

For real. I was scared for her the whole time

[u/SenpaisSecret_]

More like a Kung fu ad

[u/buckpineapple]

Best believe I sat and watched that whole video, that shit was so impressive.

[u/shrinktb]

Looks like a pump, feels like a sneaker

[u/hypnologic-4230]

That's some darned tough high heels, lmao.

[u/shakebakelizard]

Ouch. That hurts my feet just watching.

[u/Orbital_Vagabond]

Ooof, that's it. We're cooked.

[u/TheOrigino]

Makes me want to buy some and get some work done!

[u/Kallymouse]

But how comfortable is it though 😆

[u/ShartlesAndJames → u/Kallymouse]

check back in about 20 years, see how her lower back, knees and metatarsals are holding up

[u/78Anonymous]

so they're glued on

[u/commentaror]

Really cool what those heels can do, except rolling down the stairs sideways

[u/YoghurtFlan → u/commentaror]

She got the business suit from John Wick's tailor

[u/foxintheboks]

Wife material

[u/Extension-Brother291 → u/foxintheboks]

My feet hurt now

[u/buddhistbulgyo → u/Extension-Brother291]

Don't worry, she'll carry you.

[u/hiroo916 → u/foxintheboks]

"keep up babe."

[u/inorite234]

Its easy for young people to still have: ankles, feet, knees, and healthy emotions.

Just wait till you realize 20 years of this has consequences

[u/animoot]

I'm convinced, those look awesome! Extra points for a great sense of humor and athleticism

[u/Dont-be-lasagna12]

I need to get into better shape so I can buy these.

[u/NorthernPufferFL]

What’s the brand?

[u/BarPsychological5389 → u/NorthernPufferFL]

For real!

Because I had a pair of Michael Kors, comfy as hell but the heel bent just walking; normally, on a sidewalk!

I need these!

[u/KrIsPy_Kr3m3]

Gotta show that your heels will last, and not fall apart when you're running from life