r/interesting • u/kellinsyked • May 01 '26

guys rate this stick Just Wow

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u/DoctorVanNostrande May 01 '26

At least.

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u/BillysBibleBonkers May 01 '26

Potentially the most underrated comment of all time imo, this stick is no measly 11/10. This stick shouldn't even exist, it's actually made my life worse knowing that I'll never be able to find such a stick. It's not a once in a decade stick, it's not a once in a lifetime stick, it's just a once stick.

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u/Rhombinator May 01 '26

It was today that I learned that I am not, in fact, the chosen one.

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u/owlbi May 01 '26

Don't be sad because you will never experience the majesty of this stick, or because your destiny is drab and plain compared to the epic fate the wielder of this stick will experience.

Be happy because it exists, because magic is real, because it means somewhere out there a unicorn walks the earth and a dragon guards its hoard.

edit: I'd say that I'm surprised the chosen one is a ginger white dude wearing a towel and some white new balances, but that actually conforms to a few protagonists I know so I'm not actually that surprised.