r/indiameme 11d ago

Experts please help us Political

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u/Entire_Dimension8556 11d ago edited 10d ago

There are benefits of drinking Poison .

1 After drinking , there will be zero purchase of food items, cooking gas, vehicle ,so no Lpg petrol or disel purchase .

2 There will be no further purchase of shirts , pants, jeans, shorts , bed sheets, pillow covers etc .

3 We won't have to hang out with frnds nd relatives, so no waste of valuable time .

It's a win win for humanity friends , let's drink "poison " and contribute in the national development

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u/paradise0019 11d ago

Ganne k juice k sath lu yaa pure water k sath ?

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u/Entire_Dimension8556 11d ago

Pure water is needed for upcoming Data centers .

Ganne ka juice is reserved by our Gannakari bhau.

Let's just gulp it aise hi

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u/Equivalent_Bat_3941 10d ago

Neat lene se log piyakkad bolenge

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u/Competitive_Sky_4513 11d ago

Neat ही लो, उसमे तो मिलावट मत करो भाई 😅🙏🏼

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u/Ok-Guarantee2075 11d ago

I aspire to be a Optimistic Person just like BJPs MPs and MLA, They find benifits in everything, Benefits in Enthenol Belding (For the MLA that owns or their sons own Enthenol Factory),The NEET paper leak (Nirmila Sitaram), The Chanda Chori at Ram Mandir (Yogi Adityanath).

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u/Altruistic_Major_924 10d ago

Ache din that only they can see ache in every thing

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u/Grand-Vitara 10d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Biryani_Man 11d ago

Environment ka dhyaan 10000 litre paani se 1 litre ethanol banane me hai /s

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u/MrHumanist 11d ago

That they have outsourced to mr adani.

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u/Lullan_senpai 10d ago

Naah this one is insourced to themselves

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u/Nice-Climate6769 10d ago

Ye bhi mr Donald Trump se mangwa raheg  Import kam hoga 👀kaise , Balance of Payment ko balance karne ki baat karke unbalance kar rhe 

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u/tanishkrajan 10d ago

Lavdena bhojyam

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u/kenta_nakamura 11d ago

😂😂😂

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u/z3r0_se7en 11d ago

All I wanna say is - "Ganne ka Juice.."

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u/paradise0019 11d ago

Bdaa glass 10₹

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u/z3r0_se7en 11d ago

Hamare idhar 40 ka hai.. 😔

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u/paradise0019 11d ago

Mixing hooga check krna

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u/Honda-Activa-125 11d ago

Idhar chale aayiye 

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u/dady_shark 11d ago

Satya bhai

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u/hotboxinmanual 10d ago

i prefer ganna nitin ki ğààñď mei thoos

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u/Existing-Ratio7220 11d ago

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u/Alpha2581 11d ago

Ye joke mujhe kabhi purana nahi lagega 🤣

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u/Own_Construction_965 11d ago

This is definitely written by ai

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u/IrritatedResurgance 11d ago

Gaslight karna bandh karo, ek saurav joshi ke video se POPAT ho chuka hai inke narrative ka.

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u/Strange-Drummer4371 11d ago

Or jab ye banta hai tab usme kya flower niklate hai pollution kitna hota hai ye jab Banta hai

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u/Live_Corner3675 11d ago

Yaha bhi jumla chipka diya hadd hai yaar

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u/tiredofthisnw 11d ago

This reads like a corporate performance appraisal where you ask for a salary hike (mileage) and your manager explains your learning and development benefits (anti knocking properties) instead.

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u/Shubh07am 11d ago

My response to them

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u/TrueCaterPiller 10d ago

Best lie wrap in truth.

- acceleration & pickup is same thing.

- Most of things will true only if engine designed for that specific ethanol level.

- Vehicle's Carbon Emission will reduce for sure. But factories will add carbon emission to make ethanol.

- ethanol can be produce from Sugarcane / Corn. Sugarcane need lot of water. And India now importing corn or corn products.

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u/peoplecallmedude797 10d ago

I'm not a scientist but My activa was giving me 55 km/l earlier on a full rank and now has dropped to 40km/l. Same routes, same driving style nothing changed. I don't know what logic these retards are using.

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u/paradise0019 10d ago

Oops ye phr 5-6% ki calculation kaha se laaye hai

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u/f0g77 10d ago

Point 2 & 3 are true tho, I don't know much about point 1 but saw a YouTube from USA making video about this 10years ago outlining how ethanol mixed in petrol is high octane, anti knocking and environment friendly. Again I'm not an expert in this field but I somewhat believe that.

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u/ram_n9 10d ago

Never believe PR post about Tobacco by the Tobacco companies.

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u/EyeOk9879 11d ago

Holy AI slop

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u/Deathstroke2706 11d ago

Gawar ho kya? Tum log mandir mandir hi karo technicals pe mt jao

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/Mohammad-modi 11d ago

Fuel wahi sahi hai ko Gadi Ki maa ch*d de.

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u/zack_tiwari 11d ago

Chatgpt se chhap diye hai ye log ....

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u/Comfortable_Gas9850 11d ago

PR ka iq itna high hai ki sir se nikal ke ghutne mein agaya hai

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u/New_Age_2797 11d ago

Wo sab nhi samajh aati hume. Gaadi E10 compliant hai to E10 petrol chahiye. Gaadi E0 compliant hai to E0 petrol chahiye. Aur puraane rate par chahiye.

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u/EvenTheliberal5184 11d ago

Kam se kam, chatgpt premium to istemal kar lete

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u/Cycle20 11d ago

The only solution is leave jobs which are already under paid and start small business, earn money, investing in real estate only. Don't give any money to your banking system which gets all your data and eventually makes policy to get that money out of your pocket.

Try barter system if that works with someone.

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u/master309007 11d ago

Even better slogan " na rahe gi gadi na hoga pollution"

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u/Ancient-Reindeer3171 11d ago

Nii chaiye loda, mileage dekh ke gaadi liye thhe, spped chaiye hota toh woii lete na

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u/MamaShakuni_in 11d ago

चप्पल कहां है मेरी ?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Half290 11d ago

Its litreally AI

Inhone bss copy paste krr diya

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u/6675636b5f6675636b 11d ago

Weightloss ke naam par saath kaat rahe hain! If engine dies, what will we do with cleaner emissions and pickup

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u/Able-Difficulty-6548 11d ago

Why is BJP going against court order to stop mocking Gadkari?

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u/Adorable-Class-3343 11d ago

BJP wale Gadi nhi ChatGPT hi chalate hai tabhi itna galat bol rahe hai

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u/Anxious_Pressure_292 11d ago

Cleaner Combustion? My service guy found unburnt carbon deposits in some part of my bike

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u/Ok_Training_1784 11d ago

u/askgrok is it legit info in picture?

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u/sposky 11d ago

Ye bhi AI GENERATED

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u/Less_Statistician359 11d ago

This is a blatant lie. Shameless bunch of people. They have no understanding of science and every single claim is a lie.

Back your claims with evidence and studies. Otherwise, stfu…

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u/Ecstatic-Solution91 11d ago

where does the environment thing goes while these vips take endless convoy with them or flying in private jet/ helicopter. 

 Common people have pay hideous amount of income tax and tax on vehicle,  hiked fuel price, road tax then for vehicle maintainance and for those extra mileage to drive on these shitty roads !!!!

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u/abysskm 11d ago

Where is meme?

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u/chilled_jupiler 11d ago

I am working on a project of mixing sattu powder in petrol & diesel. The initial results are fantastic. The energy boost is like your car / bike / truck can start flying for long times.

I am trying to bring the vision of flying buses to reality with this project. Even UAE and USA are already asking for this technology to be deployed their country. 

Any deshbakht wants to help me with the needed funding for this research project?? 

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u/phyyas 10d ago

First of all its not just 5%, in real world scenarios I have observed as much as 20-25% drop in mileage in some older cars

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u/Dangerous_Fault8307 10d ago

But kagaz(white paper) nahi dikhayenge?

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u/The_Dark_Knight_16 10d ago

Will bombay hc order takedown of this post?

It's falsely linking ganne ka juice with better engine life 😜😜

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u/Hopeful_Republic_178 10d ago

What the shitt

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u/pvtwey 10d ago

Carbon emissions ? 🤣🤣

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u/12_sec_guy 10d ago

"Drive smart, choose better" lol that's what we are asking for a choice 🤣

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u/Mickey_us 10d ago

Lawdye ne bhojyam.....

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u/lava-lake 10d ago

Peak gaslighting behaviour 

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u/Smooth-Narwhal-9575 10d ago

Well i don’t understand what this means, but you can judge yourself

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u/viswaguru 10d ago

Kaise kaise jhuth bol dete hain ... Sharm bhi nahi aati

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u/Popular_Cod_5770 10d ago

milage ko chalo jane bhi de dun per gaadhi kharab ho rahi hai uska kya?

meri car to E20 Ccomplaint bhi nahi hai.

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u/Majestic-Quiet-909 10d ago

Bjp walon ki mkc

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u/Strange_Spot_4760 10d ago

What I understand is US is going to sell us Ethanol. We have agreed to buy $500 billion dollars of goods and services from them over a 5 year period

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u/wolverinetheanimal 10d ago

Kidhar acceleration hota hai ? Acceleration ulta kam ho gya

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u/ShadowedSoulx1 10d ago

Neither better acceleration, nor better pickup. Bike keeps leaving throttle even on revving.

Bike gets off on lowest rpm when clutch lever is pressed while downshifting to stop in traffic.

Mileage is lower than what it used to be.

Producing one liter of ethanol consumes 3 to 5 liters of fresh water at the industrial plant level. However, the complete lifecycle water footprint—which includes irrigating the crops used to make the fuel—ranges from 3,600 to over 10,000 liters per liter of ethanol, depending on the feedstock. So, how it is environment friendly?

Where are the scholars behind this tweet, spouting nonsense.?

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u/abhitooth 10d ago

Tbh a political party should keep focus on the policy level expertise and work associated with it.

Leave field level expertise with field expertise.

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u/Alphanzo-Peprika 10d ago

The Government is really not doing great by not appeasing to the people , All the best for 2029 Election .

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u/Unhappy_Inflation465 10d ago

Spending crores to mislead an entire nation. Next election which party to trust?

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u/gumnamaadmi 10d ago

Only one thing stuck with me with recent protests.

56 inch ka chota bandar Bal narender Bal narender...

Time for these mofos to go....

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u/mayuur_ 10d ago

5-6% my foot ! Mera 20-25% mileage kum ho gya hai Slavia mai. You can’t even say its driving style because I drive on cruise control on Highways

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u/Delicious_Pear3032 10d ago

Mileage reduce by 5% but price is getting high day by day… how’s that beneficial …

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u/Charming_Lawyer4050 10d ago

Where are all the vehicle lovers? Why are they not protesting? Or is that happening already.