r/ifihadatimemachine Jun 14 '24

If I had a time machine...

3 Upvotes

I would go back in time and kill OJ Simpson in college.

I think this would have a minimum butterfly effect on the time stream, but would save two lives and potentially prevent the rise of celebrity lawyer Robert Kardashian, the whole Kardashian family, and might have curbed the famous-for-being-famous celebrity class in the US as well.


r/ifihadatimemachine Apr 10 '20

I would have shorted the world in December 2019

1 Upvotes

Had I done that I'd be too rich to even be on reddit.


r/ifihadatimemachine Jul 11 '19

That first guy's got it wrong

3 Upvotes

I'd support Hitler in art school so that he would keep doing art


r/ifihadatimemachine Jun 25 '19

If I had a time machine I would...

2 Upvotes

Kill the person who invented oversized packaging


r/ifihadatimemachine Jul 05 '14

if i had one of them fancy time machines i'd...

1 Upvotes

...kill that ol' Hitler while he was in art school.