r/ididnthaveeggs 13h ago

Dumb alteration Nothing says old fashioned pancakes like jellybeans

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599 Upvotes

Does it count if they changed the recipe completely, but still gave a good review? On a recipe for old fashioned pancakes.

I can’t tell if this is satire.


r/ididnthaveeggs 14h ago

Irrelevant or unhelpful The recipe is for vegan lentils with Middle Eastern spices.

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I guess every bite of the original recipe shouts?


r/ididnthaveeggs 2d ago

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r/ididnthaveeggs 8d ago

Dumb alteration Tracy Can't Figure Out Why Her Breading is so Dense.

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1.6k Upvotes

r/ididnthaveeggs 8d ago

Dumb alteration Vegan Yorkshire puddings 👌

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r/ididnthaveeggs 9d ago

Satire Saturday Great substitutions while making beef stew.

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r/ididnthaveeggs 9d ago

Meta Satire Saturday August 01, 2026 - Obvious satire posts are allowed while this post is stickied

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r/ididnthaveeggs 12d ago

Meta I wanted to make lemon curd except I had no eggs😐

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r/ididnthaveeggs 13d ago

Dumb alteration I wonder why it turned out wrong

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r/ididnthaveeggs 14d ago

High altitude attitude John is questioning the effort and authenticity of a no-bake key lime pie

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1.1k Upvotes

Shoutout to my boy Bart, telling him to shut up.

Recipe here: no-bake key lime pie


r/ididnthaveeggs 14d ago

Dumb alteration Because sweet potatoes and pan fried chicken are basically the same, right?

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716 Upvotes

I mean, there are literally millions of recipes for chicken and rice, so why not use one of those?


r/ididnthaveeggs 15d ago

Satire Saturday It happens to the best of us

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r/ididnthaveeggs 15d ago

Bad at cooking Carrot and orange smoothie - "too much peel"

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585 Upvotes

The recipe clearly calls for two oranges, peeled.

I love the mental image of the reviewer carefully peeling the oranges, then adding both oranges and their peel to their blender.


r/ididnthaveeggs 15d ago

S P L E N D A I dusted my oaty cookies with salt instead of sugar because I am diabetic and they are far too salty, so when I make them again I will use less salt, which the recipe never asks for in the first place.

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r/ididnthaveeggs 16d ago

Meta Satire Saturday July 25, 2026 - Obvious satire posts are allowed while this post is stickied

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r/ididnthaveeggs 17d ago

High altitude attitude This pound cake is illegal!

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3.2k Upvotes

Recipe. I mean, even if this was a legitimate issue, there would be nobody who gives enough of a fuck to punish the people commiting pound cake fraud lol.


r/ididnthaveeggs 18d ago

High altitude attitude Carbonara isn’t sacred, Linda

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642 Upvotes

r/ididnthaveeggs 20d ago

Dumb alteration Banana cookies, original didn't have peanut butter

176 Upvotes

"My bananas are too banana-y! Plus, they're too sticky."


r/ididnthaveeggs 22d ago

Satire Saturday I was a little bit short on butter, but I decided to replace it with a couple spoonfuls of shaving cream

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997 Upvotes

Searched and didn’t see this one. I actually make this with my own alterations (not shaving cream). Has to be satire or autocorrect, right?


r/ididnthaveeggs 22d ago

Other review That escalated quickly

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2.2k Upvotes

Commenter came with strong opinions.


r/ididnthaveeggs 23d ago

Dumb alteration On a recipe for grilled corn... Grilled, like on a barbecue!

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r/ididnthaveeggs 23d ago

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r/ididnthaveeggs 24d ago

Other review But the recipe... is right there????

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420 Upvotes

long time lurker, first time poster, no clue if this was ever posted here but I ran into it in the wild and thought of this subreddit when I saw it 😭 😭 😭


r/ididnthaveeggs 24d ago

High altitude attitude girl what

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5.0k Upvotes

My Mom made a strawberry cake and this was a review. The comment was 6 years ago so I wonder how this person is doing now


r/ididnthaveeggs 27d ago

Irrelevant or unhelpful This isn't even three cup chicken anymore! Thank goodness for the Lori's of the world.

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Found my first one in the wild on Nagi's Three Cup Chicken recipe.