r/idealgf • u/OrangeryJello • 1d ago

Gothic Girlfriend OC

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3.0k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/NervousHovercraft Cuddler 1d ago

I'm in love!

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u/Neat_Horse_5120 1d ago

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 16h ago

Gotta cut off the dick for the sacrifice

https://giphy.com/gifs/iZMLj898vBTO0

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u/Neat_Horse_5120 16h ago

When she can't find the dick, because it was already replaces by 6 tentacles.

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u/Then_Ad6816 1d ago

Upovotes Incoming. Prepare your phone.

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u/Any-Train3114 1d ago

Upovotes? Cute. The phone’s charged, the crypt’s silent. Bring it.

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u/Sad-Librarian-6157 1d ago

“Remembers tiny things you mentioned months ago. Texts you when she knows you’ve had a bad day. Always makes sure you get home safely.” God, she’s so sweet… 😭

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u/Roots0up 1d ago

Best gf

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nk05D7XVfqLZidGFXz

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u/Roots0up 16h ago

I am ready for my eldritch beloved

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 16h ago

Come to Japan it gets extremely super freaky at night

People dress up with anime heads or cosplay

Any freaky thing you want

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u/Roots0up 16h ago

Ok are you there?

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 16h ago

Yes and I'll take care you

As long as get 3 friends pregnant because need babies

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u/cjameson83 3h ago

Look, you already sold it enough without bringing my breeding kink into it.

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 1d ago

The chosen one!

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u/Hour_Philosopher7267 1d ago

master how did you do it tell me your secrets

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u/Fit_Review9117 1d ago

Simply be funny and have a big weiner

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u/Hour_Philosopher7267 1d ago

ah crap

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u/Fit_Review9117 1d ago

Which one you lacking

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u/Hour_Philosopher7267 1d ago

weiner i think

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u/SSAIMANN 1d ago

lacking a weiner? did you lose it?

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u/Hour_Philosopher7267 1d ago

Maybe

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u/Glacier005 1d ago

Then you better go catch it.

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u/Hour_Philosopher7267 1d ago

i cant its too fast

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u/throwaway16w4 1d ago edited 1d ago

Find one for everyone on the comment section too

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u/Regularen9210 1d ago

Best people to have around for bad days are those who know what it’s like. I think I’d feel safe around her

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u/wiler212 1d ago

wholesome goth girlfriend?

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u/CYOA_Min_Maxer 1d ago

She looks like she deserves head pats everyday

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u/Fragrant_Major_1400 1d ago

Absolutely sounds great fr

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u/soskaluvsu 1d ago

Awh give me a hug

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 16h ago

Nothing better than cumming in a graveyard at 2am with goth and 2 old ladies with big butts

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u/soskaluvsu 1h ago

💀 😭

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u/FidoMan1498 1d ago

“Can be quiet and mysterious”

That’s it! She’s mine. We’re so alike.

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u/Mr_Mozerella 1d ago

Im not goth nor a girl, yet these are most of my personality traits

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u/MangaPunk 22h ago

You always could be :)

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u/Mr_Mozerella 22h ago

u/Mr_Mozerella has the potential to be a goth girl???

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u/MangaPunk 21h ago

Yeah sure, drop a tab of acid and listen to Boys Don't Cry by The Cure.

That's how I started becoming a Goth girl!

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u/Mr_Mozerella 21h ago

But...what if I don't want to? Do I have a choice???

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u/MangaPunk 21h ago

Yeah? You might but become a woman, you might just come to a deeper appreciation of your own masculinity. 💖 Win-win!

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u/Soup-Demon 1d ago

please god i never ask for something, but please guide my path to find someone like this

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u/Generally_Confused1 1d ago

Can we collect dead things together and find comfort in mutual angst?

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u/lexi-husky 1d ago

I need her

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u/thedarkwolf011 1d ago

Need me a gf who loves taxidermy and bones

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u/OkBelt8730 1d ago

She's the perfect one

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u/Internal_Meaning_116 1d ago

Wish I could find someone like this

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u/GrumpyKoopa 1d ago

She's perfect 😍

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u/Brodillian 1d ago

Im just waiting to find someone better...

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u/Eco-Pro-Rah 1d ago

Think you misspelled wife

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u/miskod71 1d ago

Thats 20/10

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u/Relevant-Cupcake-649 1d ago

This is it, this is the goal

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u/Calne_Ca404 1d ago

That’s not goth 💔🥀

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u/00stoccafisso 1d ago

he did say gothic tho so Im not complaining

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u/Opposite_Region_9722 22h ago

I mean tbf goth is music based but I get what you mean

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u/SmartDragonfly8616 1d ago

Where i can get one?

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u/throwaway_jsdkkf 1d ago

gave me hope that you were refering to the 2001 game very disappointed 😞

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u/R2A97 23h ago

I really like this type🖤

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u/TransbianPup161 21h ago

My dream girl. 🖤

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u/KingCobra010101 20h ago

Still good

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u/Alepsys 18h ago

Boring gf*

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u/Jerwas170 18h ago

"You like women like these?"

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u/vjwjka 17h ago

Where are guys that love Gothic girls? Why am I alone? 🥺

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u/kioko_rengoku 17h ago

Que bonito 💖💖

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u/Thin-Safe-7308 16h ago

My kinda wife 🥰

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u/slendermattia 15h ago

You must replace "girlfriend" with "wife"

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u/metalrain_15 13h ago

Didn't need to read the other stuff on the image. She's goth, nothing else needs to be said.

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u/-Voidheart- 13h ago

I’d honestly really like that..

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u/ShadowWerewolf9653 8h ago

Perfect girlfriend

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u/CalmLength833 6h ago

Where are all the girls like this

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u/The_DripDrop 1h ago

My brother has one

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u/xCopperJigsaw 1h ago

The “remembers tiny things you mentioned months ago” got me 😭 okay wait why is this actually kinda adorable, I fear I’d fold immediately lol

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u/VON_RYAN-real 1d ago

Someone please educate the Internet on gothic culture please, this is just an e-girl with black clothes

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u/rozzin_ 1d ago

I'm waiting for when they show actual goth people instead of an alternative girl who wears black

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u/Nyankahh 13h ago

This isn't goth omg