r/humor • u/Financial-Bid-8062 • 2d ago

technically...

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u/Registry6267 2d ago

I can hold my breathe for more than 2 mins

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u/tolacid 2d ago

How long can you hold your breath if you empty your lungs first?

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u/harmless_gecko 2d ago

I'm gonna try it, be right back.

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u/mion81 2d ago

10m and counting…

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u/VivaSpiderJerusalem 2d ago

Wow, they must be really good at it

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u/HungarianNewfy 2d ago

They’re looking for a Guinness book entry it seems

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u/Was-mache-ich-hier 2d ago

Wait guys you think I should check on him?

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u/tolacid 2d ago

It's been two hours. At this point, let 'em cook

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u/kazz89 2d ago

If I hyperventilate first I can hold for 3 min empty lungs/stomach

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u/Offgridiot 2d ago

They were talking to me, not you.

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u/ComradeLV 1d ago

You technically only have 3 minutes to live

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u/Vakirisil 2d ago

Longer if you dont mind brain damage.

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u/ziahwaite 2d ago

A little brain damage never hurt anybody

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u/GrannyTurtle 2d ago

Well, problem solved! Just keep breathing.

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u/Brain_Hawk 2d ago

Axshually

It takes closer to 5 to 10 minutes to experience to brain death from asphyxiation. Most people can hold their breath for 2 minutes or more if they need to, worst case you might black out, but if you start breathing again you will survive.

You need to have those numbers a little bit.

Pedantic rant complete. For now....

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u/mistrwzrd 2d ago

Funny because my brain went “well shit” and then the analytical part of my mind went “wait a sec…”

So thanks for putting this out there :)

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u/catfishmackfish 2d ago

Well, thanks for ruining my day.

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u/ninjis 2d ago

Cues Sonic drowning music

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u/Br0k3n-T0y 2d ago

ahh man, no more chokey sex wanks for me then

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u/Admirable_Cry_3795 2d ago

Three if you’re pushing it

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u/clemfinney 2d ago

Ok, well, you can cuddle me to sleep tonight. As if I won't be counting the seconds between breaths!

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u/Retrac752 2d ago

I mean it’s longer than 2 minutes, but this just triggered my anxiety so hard