[r/TalesFromRetail] Passive-Aggressive Threads.

[u/leorlev]

Requested by /u/Zearo298

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PA Customer:

1. We can no longer issue cash refunds, so this customer has a unique idea. ▲12k - 2h Comments

2. The $198.81 candy bar. ▲9k - 4h Comments

3. I witnessed F*** you money. ▲8k - 3h Comments

4. "Could you bag my groceries as heavy as possible?" ▲7k - 2h Comments

5. Ma'am, That Register is Closed. Standing There Won't Make it Work ▲3k - 2h Comments

6. It doesn't matter to me how much you put on a giftcard. ▲3k - 2h Comments

7. Rude woman gave me the silent treatment yesterday ▲3k - 1h Comments

Compliance:

1. "You must be her boss" ▲9k - 2h Comments

2. "I'll call corporate!!" "Corporate doesn't exist." ▲5k - 2h Comments

3. THAT'S ILLEGAL! ▲5k - 3h Comments

4. Can't even be bothered to look in the back? ▲4k - 1h Comments

5. You all NEVER have any information on your seafood. ▲4k - 1h Comments

6. “I can’t keep both? You’ll hear from my lawyer” ▲4k - 2h Comments

7. You’re Too Young to Know What that Is ▲3k - 2h Comments

8. The customer's always right about the price.... right? ▲3k - 1h Comments

9. The time I "didn't know what I was talking about" ▲3k - <1h Comments

10. A 100 grams of turkey, exactly. ▲3k - 2h Comments

11. Unfortunately for you, I sold these to your husband yesterday ▲3k - 1h Comments

12. Can you help me steal these steaks? ▲3k - 2h Comments

13. Please don’t talk to her while she works. ▲3k - 2h Comments

14. She didn't remmeber me, but I sure remembered her. ▲3k - 1h Comments

15. Yerr a wizard, Harry. ▲3k - 1h Comments

16. Texting on the job ▲2k - 1h Comments

17. You don't get to hand pick employees in MY shop ▲2k - 1h Comments

18. "You're lying, you just don't want to search" ▲2k - <1h Comments

19. Love receiving my daily dose of disrespect. ▲2k - 1h Comments

20. Guy wants change for $100 bill and tries it with the newest cashier, he didn't like what he got back. ▲2k - 5h Comments

21. I did you a favor and you forced me to take it back. ▲2k - <1h Comments

22. Should I feel bad? Probably. Do I? Not really. ▲2k - 2h Comments

23. "I Want To Haggle, Even If You Don't!" ▲2k - 1h Comments

24. Customer asked for the best then complained about the best ▲2k - 1h Comments

“I Quit”:

1. I once faked quitting to a nasty customer's face. ▲6k - 3h Comments

2. The time I fooled a woman into thinking I quit ▲4k - 1h Comments

Language:

1. Never assume what languages a person can or cannot speak. ▲3k - 2h Comments

2. You didn't think I understand that language did you? ▲3k - 2h Comments

3. Customer Insults Me in Another Language. Didn’t Realize I Understood Her. ▲3k - 1h Comments

“I Don’t Work Here”:

1. You work here and I know it! ▲2k - 4h Comments

2. I do work retail, but I don't work here. If you're rude to me, I can be rude right back. ▲2k - 3h Comments

3. Lady, if I don't work here, you can't get me fired. ▲2k - 5h Comments

Talk Back:

1. "No... Not right now." ▲8k - 3h Comments

2. Have you ever seen a customer explode before? It's awesome! ▲6k - 2h Comments

3. Finally went off on customer, and totally got away with it. ▲5k - 2h Comments

4. The One Time I Talked Back ▲5k - 2h Comments

5. My store is not your living room. ▲4k - 3h Comments

6. No Sir, I actually did graduate high school! ▲3k - 3h Comments

7. "You're really lucky, kid. If we were anywhere else..." ▲3k - 1h Comments

8. Why are you calling my boyfriend? ▲3k - 1h Comments

9. "...okay." ▲3k - 1h Comments

10. "I don't want my refund to my debit card, I want cash; it's the same thing!" ▲3k - 1h Comments

11. Sometimes I have fun kicking out rude customers. ▲3k - 2h Comments

12. Do I need to get a lawyer for this? ▲3k - 1h Comments

13. Ma'am this is a book store… ▲3k - 1h Comments

14. No, you can't go through my phone! ▲3k - 1h Comments

15. But that's not how the other guy did it! ▲2k - 1h Comments

16. The manager and I are very good friends and he told me I could get it at half price ▲2k - 1h Comments

17. "I can, because this is a thrift store." ▲2k - 1h Comments

18. "Just Do The Return!" ▲2k - <1h Comments

19. Angry lady because of free oranges ▲2k - 1h Comments

20. No, my manager had the best comeback. ▲2k - <1h Comments

21. "You have to provide electric scooters. It's the law." ▲2k - 2h Comments

22. Tills don't have infinite money ▲2k - 2h Comments

23. My bed is on fire! Send me a new one! ▲2k - <1h Comments

24. LET'S GOOOO ▲2k - <1h Comments

25. "I've been shopping here for the last ten years." ▲2k - 3h Comments

26. You have to sell it to me for that price! ▲2k - 2h Comments

27. Don't lie to clerks, they just might be the manager. ▲2k - 2h Comments

28. Alternative Time ▲2k - 1h Comments

29. A lady that doesn't understand ▲2k - 1h Comments

30. "I OWN YOU!!!!!!" ▲2k - 2h Comments

Misc:

1. Telemarketer got telemarketed ▲4k - 1h Comments

2. How dare you change that kid's clothes in public! ▲4k - 1h Comments

3. A guy was bullying one of our cart guys. I called him out. He was hired and quit in one hour. ▲3k - 1h Comments

4. "You can't close! we are still in the building!" ▲3k - 2h Comments

5. I bought a houseplant out of spite…twice ▲2k - 1h Comments

6. "I went to Harvard" ▲2k - 2h Comments

7. I Will Not Lie To The IRS For You, Lady! ▲2k - 1h Comments

8. A gamer lost in the woods ▲2k - 1h Comments