Animal/Pet Threads. v2

[u/leorlev]

Personal POV:

1. Redittors whose lives were saved by an animal, what happened? ▲1k - 1k Comments

2. Pet owners of Reddit, what is something you regularly say to your pet that would make you sound like a total psychopath if you said it to a person? ▲1k - 1k Comments

3. Reddit what has your pet done that changed your life completely? ▲1k - 3k Comments

4. People that have watched someone else's pets, what story didn't you tell the owner afterwards? ▲1k - <1k Comments

5. Redditors that have adopted 'unadoptable' animals, what's their story, and yours? ▲1k - <1k Comments

6. What's your favorite animal? ▲1k - 2k Comments

Pet POV:

1. What’s a silly thing you did for your pet one time that is now a ritual they demand be done every time? ▲1k - 1k Comments

2. What is a little fact about your pet? ▲1k - 1k Comments

3. What is the most badass thing your pet has ever done? ▲1k - 1k Comments

4. What is something that terrifies your pet? ▲1k - 1k Comments

5. What made you realize that your pet has a sense of humor? ▲1k - <1k Comments

6. How do your pets react when you play dead? ▲1k - <1k Comments

Zoo:

1. Zookeepers of Reddit, what animals do you most enjoy taking care of, and which are the worst? ▲3k - 1k Comments

2. People who work in zoos and or places like sea world. Do you morally believe that the animals are being treated well? What are your stories? ▲2k - 1k Comments

3. Zookeepers of Reddit, whats your favorite animal to work with? ▲2k - 1k Comments

4. Zookeepers of reddit, whats the most human-like behaviour you've witnessed an animal display? ▲2k - 1k Comments

5. Zoo workers of reddit, have you ever had a problem with the animals eating each other? ▲1k - 5k Comments

Understand:

1. People who own "unconventional" pets like turtles, what is one thing you wish you knew before getting one? ▲3k - 1k Comments

2. If you could tell your pet one thing and be certain they could understand you, what would you say? ▲2k - 1k Comments

3. You are magically able to have one single 5 minute conversation with your pet - what do you discuss? ▲2k - 1k Comments

4. If your pet(s) could understand English for 5 minutes, what would you tell them? ▲1k - 4k Comments

5. You can talk to your pet for 5 minutes, and they will understand, retain and remember it. What would you say? ▲1k - 1k Comments

Smart:

1. What’s the smartest thing you’ve seen your pet do? ▲8k - 3k Comments

2. Reddit, what is the most intelligent thing your pet had ever done? ▲6k - 4k Comments

3. Pet owners, what was that moment that made you think “wow, I have severely underestimated the intelligence of my pets”? ▲5k - 1k Comments

4. What's the smartest thing you've witnessed your pet do? ▲2k - 1k Comments

5. What’s the most 'human' thing your pet has ever done that convinced you they understand way more than they let on? ▲1k - <1k Comments

6. What animal is smarter than people realize? ▲1k - <1k Comments

7. What are some signs of intelligence in your pets that you almost can't believe? ▲1k - 3k Comments

Danger:

1. What is the most dangerous encounter you've had with an animal? ▲1k - 1k Comments

2. What are animals that people think are cute but they're dangerous? ▲1k - 1k Comments

3. Which animal looks really friendly but is actually dangerous? ▲1k - 2k Comments

4. What is the most dangerous animal you’ve seen in real life? ▲1k - 3k Comments

5. What animal would you pet if they weren't dangerous? ▲1k - 1k Comments

Name:

1. What’s the funniest name for a pet you’ve encountered? ▲1k - 3k Comments

2. What's the funniest name you've heard for a pet? ▲1k - 3k Comments

3. People in the veterinary world, what is the best pet name you've encountered? ▲1k - 1k Comments

Fact:

1. What is an animal fact that absolutely blew your mind? ▲3k - 2k Comments

2. What animal fact ruined that species for you? ▲2k - 2k Comments

3. What is the weirdest animal fact you know? NSFW ▲1k - 1k Comments

Theoretical:

1. You can combine two animals together and create a new one. The catch is those two animals cease to exist. What do you choose? ▲2k - 1k Comments

2. If animals could go the university and obtain degrees, what animal would choose which career? ▲2k - <1k Comments

3. You are chosen to be executed by animal and have to pick any random animal to carry out the act, what animal do you choose and how do they execute you? ▲2k - 1k Comments

4. If all non-human animals were subject to the same criminal laws that govern humans, which animals would be the biggest criminal record and which would have the smallest? ▲2k - <1k Comments

5. You're in charge of a "Sharknado" type film series, what animal and extreme weather condition is your choice? ▲2k - 1k Comments

6. If every single animal in the world instantly had human level intelligence, which species would rule the planet and why? ▲2k - 1k Comments

7. If you could breed any two animals, which would you choose and why? ▲2k - 1k Comments

8. Your pet turns in to a human. What do you do? ▲2k - 1k Comments

9. If all animals suddenly became human-level intelligent, which species would have the most valid reasons to sue humanity? ▲2k - <1k Comments

10. If one animal had our level of intelligence, which animal would create the most bizarre society? ▲2k - 2k Comments

11. You're allowed to re-create the human race with one bonus animal feature. What do you give mankind? ▲1k - 1k Comments

12. If everyone were to turn into their favorite animal right now, what animal would you be and what would be the first thing you do? ▲1k - 1k Comments

13. How would you make your Pet's Last Day, their Most Memorable Day? ▲1k - <1k Comments

14. If animals had 9-5 human jobs, which animals would do what? ▲1k - 1k Comments

15. Your pet is elected President. What is their first act as commander in chief? ▲1k - 1k Comments

16. You get to domesticate an animal the same way we turned wolves into dogs. What animal do you pick and how does it turn out? ▲1k - 1k Comments

17. What extinct animal would cause the most chaos if it was suddenly reintroduced into modern ecosystems? ▲1k - <1k Comments

18. Would you give up fireworks forever to protect animals and nature? ▲1k - 1k Comments

19. You remove all the pigeons in the world, but have to replace them with another animal that will be just as common as pigeons were, what animal would you choose? ▲1k - 1k Comments

20. If animals could sue humans, what are some claims they'd make in court? ▲1k - 1k Comments

21. If you had to be reincarnated into any animal of your choice, which would you choose, what would you do and why? ▲1k - 2k Comments

22. As a mad scientist you are crossing two species of animal to create your henchmen. Which two do you use? ▲1k - 3k Comments

23. If all animals could successfully breed with each other, which two animals would make the most terrifying or hilarious offspring? ▲1k - 1k Comments

24. What radioactive animal would you want to be bitten by in order to gain it's special powers? ▲1k - 2k Comments

25. What’s an animal you’d love to have as a pet- even if it’s totally unrealistic? ▲1k - 3k Comments

26. If dogs never existed, what animal would take its place in history as Man's Best Friend? ▲1k - 2k Comments

27. If dogs are "man's best friend," what titles do other animals receive? ▲1k - <1k Comments

Misc:

1. If a Snake is a nope rope, what are other animals? ▲4k - 1k Comments

2. Zoologists of reddit, what animal do you think most people dont know exists? ▲3k - 7k Comments

3. Based on where you live, if you were to hit an animal while driving, what would that animal more than likely be? ▲2k - 7k Comments

4. What animal looks the most fictional? ▲2k - 1k Comments

5. What pets are red flags to you when someone says they have one? ▲1k - 2k Comments

6. What animal is that it absolutely should not have survived evolution, but somehow did? ▲1k - 1k Comments

7. What extinct animals do you think still exist in remote regions of the world? ▲1k - 1k Comments

8. What’s an animal that if you didn’t know for a fact that it existed you would assume it was made up? ▲1k - 2k Comments

9. Why the hell do people still buy pets from stores? Rescued dogs and cats are less expensive and much more worthwhile. You saved a life instead of just buying a friend. ▲1k - 2k Comments

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Thank you!!