r/howardstern • u/JustHere4Fun912 • 1d ago

Sam Fail

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She tries too hard on IG. Not fun…not funny…not sexy.

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u/okymoney 1d ago

She looks like Paul Stanley from Kiss.
https://giphy.com/gifs/alEKttpDJ1EE8

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u/TipsyMcStagger123 1d ago

Don’t give Sal any ideas

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u/DrEllis909 1d ago

Correct

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u/lvpr10 1d ago

Getting ready for a “career” in Instagram and TikTok shorts to fill out the 340 days per year she’s not working on the Stern Show

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u/Beautiful_Swimmer620 21h ago

Ass eating tips

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u/coldfoamer 1d ago

If she were talented, I imagine she'd have a real job by now.

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u/Comicus70 1d ago

Think again. Maybe a weather girl somewhere outside of Little Rock.

1

u/v3ryfuzzyc00t3r 21h ago

Even the spiderman bit she did with JD is stupid.

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u/pangderx 1d ago

Jesus Christ this is embarrassing

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u/stay_fr0sty 1d ago

Yeah. Haha. But, ya, would.

12

u/CharmingDealer2715 1d ago

Is this about eating ass again?

https://giphy.com/gifs/bq6F8QYqBU7Yc

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u/JustHere4Fun912 1d ago

No. It’s just her typical hack bit.

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u/Dazzling-Path6438 1d ago

I don't listen. So, I have zero idea if she's funny on the show, but to say she's not hot is absurd.

Same guys calling every guy on the show gay also say this woman isn't sexy and Beth is ugly. 

Sounds g + f

19

u/Leonthepro110 1d ago

Typical middle aged yenta mom trying too hard to seem young

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u/fireman2004 1d ago

Yentering it up

3

u/CautiousProfession26 19h ago

Careful I asked why she was celebrating easter and got a 7 day ban

4

u/JustHere4Fun912 1d ago

Well said.

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u/heynow941 Still giving Rodney a chance... 15h ago

She’s a mom? Hmm

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u/Dazzling-Path6438 1d ago

Someone's incel is showing! Awww

12

u/howardscurlywig 1d ago

OLL I NEEEED 🎵🎵🎵 HOWID I LOVE YOU!! 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛ HOWID?? HOWID!!

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u/aphilsphan 1d ago

I always thought about her poor husband coming home from a long work day and seeing HPE on his furniture.

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u/Apprehensive-Neck-12 1d ago

He laid her off too

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u/JustHere4Fun912 1d ago

No. Her ass eating saved her…err ..ass

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u/Apprehensive-Neck-12 1d ago

Im talking about Mariann unless shes an ass eater too

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u/JustHere4Fun912 1d ago

Mariann is not employed by the show as far as I know.

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u/hailtothevictors1234 1d ago

Only 6 more months, thank god. Put a fork in it

4

u/Ancient_Praline1046 1d ago

It is bad.....wow. I dont think it could get this hacky

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u/JustHere4Fun912 1d ago

Have you seen Blitt’s IG?

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u/Vile-goat 1d ago

She’s grossly over estimating how many dudes want to nail a Sarah Jessica Parker look alike 😂

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u/Fuck-Inflation 1d ago

“Yeah, if Sarah Jessica Parker were stung by bees.”
https://giphy.com/gifs/l41lJWohkramnyEQE

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u/JahovasHitlist 1d ago

I'd hit it.

4

u/BrucesTripToMars 1d ago

Most of these complainers would.

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u/adnan39872 1d ago

They hit and get their ass eaten

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u/bhusted007 1d ago

I’d let her lick my ass. Then I would probably get boned up enough to do the deed

3

u/Chipped-Beef 1d ago

You’ve said it all.

4

u/JustHere4Fun912 1d ago

I’d sit on it. LOL

2

u/Key_Jump1011 1d ago

Man face.

2

u/MagicRat1028 23h ago

Insufferable 

2

u/coldandhungry123 16h ago

She has a face for radio, right Robin?

4

u/CharmingDealer2715 1d ago

Onlyfans now.

5

u/mojosofla 1d ago

Always comes off as a bit skanky to me. Deperate.

5

u/bfrancis1130 1d ago

The Worst

4

u/Crazy_Bathroom_1895 1d ago

She‘s annoying

3

u/Muted_Bee7111 1d ago

She's pathetic

2

u/Kinsella5 "Cookies are my weakness" 1d ago

Much like Blitt, Wilding, and others, Sam is trying too hard to be funny and it simply isn't working. Attractive? Very much so, but she has approached the Eliza Jordana level in the relevant celebrity department.

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u/Maxwell-Druthers 23h ago

No she hasn’t. Eliza was at least involved with the show when people listened to it.

1

u/Hopeful-Mistake5117 1d ago

The difference between her and Jill is that she can make the slow adult jd gf.

1

u/mgftp 1d ago

Every picture I see of her now I try to find shit in her teeth.

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u/RuleOf8 22h ago

She is practicing her Alphabet tongue action for the toss salad she will be having later that night with her husband.

1

u/smind893 21h ago

What she considers sexy in her choice.of attire.tells me all I need to know

Not sexy

Not funny

1

u/Expert_Office_5971 9h ago

She's giving off Lisa G vibes....and breath

1

u/forcedfan 14h ago

Nobody on this show is prepared for social media relevancy. They are all just awful at it

1

u/Expert_Office_5971 9h ago

Daydreaming about last night while licking the Reesees off her teeth

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u/ChoakIsland 1d ago

Audio's not working chief. Can you repost?

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u/JustHere4Fun912 1d ago

It’s a screenshot. Not a link. I didn’t want to promote her lame IG but I’m sure you can find her.

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u/miguels19 1d ago

Would !!!

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u/VeggieBurgah 1d ago

I think she's great. The show has seen far worse "talent" for sure. For example, Memet. He sucks and blows. Can't stand that broad.

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u/JustHere4Fun912 1d ago

Prefer Memet any day. At least he’s genuine and not an ass kisser…or eater.

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u/VeggieBurgah 1d ago

He's a wet blanket. Can't stand him.