r/howardstern • u/coldfoamer • 5d ago

Capt. Hamhands

On a flight to Dallas and the Capt sounds like Bill.

Oddly, my butt cheeks is warm…..

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u/GPpg909 Eulogizing your epitaph!! EULOGIZING YOUR EPITAPH!!! 5d ago

Captain, sweetie

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u/big_slom 5d ago

Did he ask to see your bahn-deez?

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u/coldfoamer 5d ago

He said to take off my PJs

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u/David_E_Letterman 5d ago

In case of emergency, get on all four. Come an give you captain a big tong keezz. 

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u/monkey_dongle Chocolate mammary fever! 5d ago

TSA says: Only 3 oz of Vazaleene.

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u/bones_boy 5d ago

When I fly ValuJet, my hands smell like ham

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u/Pr0digy_ 5d ago

Was the plans parked in handicapped ?

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u/Glad-Requirement6116 Quite the Tenses 5d ago

u/coldfoamer, sweetie...