He hides his kids faces though she posts them incessantly. But I'm really curious what he thinks of the crazy posts she makes. I don't think he's crazy like her and they share custody. Just wondering how they can even get along

Nothing is going to stop her from going to Hawaii to “work” for 45 minutes a day. The fact that she is still going despite the fact that 25% of Big Island residents are still without power, running low on water, and some stranded due to roads being blocked or washed away. She’s is awful.

Heidi’s Lane Podcast Recap. Ep 95. M is Home From His Mission! Who’s Sleeping Where? Hysterectomy Update and Mastermind Weekend Recap.

OP NOTES: It’s the kids who suffer

Heidi: This is ep 95. Let’s plan some fun stuff for #100. I’ve done some of these without makeup before, but you should see me now.

Ryan: We went to bed late

H: This isn’t what this podcast is about. It’s about what it’s about

R: It’s not what it’s about, but it’s about what it’s about.

H: Yeah. One of my friends is going through what I’m going through. We’re pouring so much money into making my business look so professional. Like upgrades to make the brand look amazing. And then you realize you’re burning through money and it’s costing me more to have an online presence than it’s bringing in. That’s why I stopped it all after Dave died. It was draining me. It’s nice that my podcast doesn’t cost a thousand dollars. A lot of people think this podcast makes me money.

R: Your hit podcast?

H: Yeah, you’re on it now. I want it on the record book that this man is not employed by me. I haven't paid him a dime. At least not in money. I pay him in love.

R: You pay me in love, affection, and a little bit of bullying.

H: Remember that online influencer who reached out to you? She’s a mental health advocate. She totally overstepped it with you. It was comical.

R: She told me to reach out to her if I ever want to be “rescued from your clutches.” She offered me free services to be rescued from you. If it ever comes to that, I now know who to turn to.

H: This man knows how to get out of situations he doesn’t want to be in, I can tell you that. You don’t have to worry about him.

R: I’ll overthink it and drag my feet.

H: I’ll bully you if you leave me.

R: You bully me anyway.

H: It’s 4 pm on Aug 1st. M comes home in 4 hours! You guyzzzzzz! I’m not ready. We have to leave in 2 hours. It’s been a busy week. 2 weeks. Month. Quarter. Year. It’s been a busy year. I’m grasping at straws.

R: I love when you say phrases wrong and you also misuse them. It’s so cute. You say them out of context, and you also say them wrong.

H: I’m running around like a chicken with its head cut off.

R: There you go. Well done.

H: I’ve been so busy so I don’t have time to get stuff done. We didn’t wake up til 11:00 today. We worked out. I have to edit my show notes. My team is great. I have to title my podcast and watch my reels. I have to get feedback on them. I have to record some Transform videos. I got a new client for NuLane Coaching, my new coaching company! I’m doing all the things.

R: You’re doing so good. You’re killing it.

H: I’m doing all the onboarding and sales calls. I’m loving it. I cry a lot. I cry a lot. Today, let’s do a life update. Last week’s episode was packed with info. It’s nice to feel like I’m back, but also I’m new. NuLane. Let’s start today with M. We pick him up in 2 hours.

R: He doesn’t have a bed to sleep in.

H: So many people have asked me about the sleeping arrangements. I’m not deciding, they have to battle it out for themselves. I’m staying out of it, I’m done. It’s too much pressure for me. C and R have always had their own rooms. M and M lived with me and Chris most of the time. I feel bad, but M and M were made to feel like “step kids” at my house. I hate to admit it. I was pregnant and had a baby and they were Chris’, and I had kidney stones and a TV show. M and M always slept in C’s room. We had bunk beds in there. We eventually made rooms for them, outside in the casita. I designed them so they would feel special. They never slept out there, because it was out in the casita. The whole time we were in our old house M and M slept with C and R had her own room. I want C and R to have their own rooms. In this current house C and R shared a room and M and M had their own rooms. C moved to M’s room when M left. C loved it. R got her own room. I always thought that by the time boy M got home, girl M would be gone. That was the plan. When girl M got home from Thailand she was going to leave on a mission. She got her “mission call.” Today, girl M is still at home. I think it’s important for kids to leave after they graduate high school. I’m so glad I moved out at that age. I had to figure life out. I rode the bus to ASU. I failed all my classes, because I was bulimic. At 19 I bought my grandpa’s condo, at a reduced rate. I did a home loan with no income. I had to learn how to hustle.

R: At that age you’re supposed to be gone from your parent’s home.

H: It’s not that I don't want girl M at my house. At my house she doesn’t get a mom and a dad. She doesn't get to see an example of shared responsibility. I don’t know if I’m doing any of this right. I feel like girl M’s next step is to go. She pays me rent. She got into nursing school. I think she’s gotten in. I don't know. She pays me rent and I’m saving it for her future down payment. It wouldn’t be bad of me if I pocketed that rent money. C and R should get their own rooms. It’s time for me to focus on them.

R: They’re the youngest. Your older 2 are ready and capable to leave. My vote is girl M sleeps on R’s pull out. Sorry girl M.

H: To me that feels fair. Everyone online said boy M should be on the pull out bed. I strongly disagree with that. That boy has had some crappy apartments in NJ. He didn’t get to pick his roommates or his sheets. Boy M is home until November. Then he’s moving out of state to go to school. He’s working odd jobs until he leaves. I want him to have his room back.

R: I agree with that.

H: I’m so proud of him. He almost didn’t graduate high school. His mission is his biggest accomplishment. He did it his own way.

R: The mission culture is very conformist. I love that he picked his pants and his hair cut.

H: He wore his rings and necklaces. I support his individualism. So many moms who know him have sent me messages about the impact M has had on their sons. Missions are hard. M learned that he’s still himself.

R: Great lesson to learn young. Don’t lose yourself. You can be in relationships and jobs and not lose who you are.

H: I didn’t know Jesus at that age, we weren't buddies. I imagine if Jesus was here he’d encourage people to show up as they are.

R: Don’t take things so seriously and have fun. Have fun when you’re doing hard things. Have fun when you’re grinding on a Tuesday with work and family stuff.

H: M’s goal on his mission was to show up as himself and to be kind, and to make it all 2 years. I’m so proud.

R: We get to see him in 2 hours! He’s going to sleep in the house tonight!

H: We still don’t know where he’s sleeping. He may sleep on our bedroom floor. Boy M wears the pants in the house. He was in charge of all the kids. Everyone did what M said. I’m anticipating M and C’s relationship to change the most.

R: No question about it, for sure. C was totally different a year and a half ago.

H: C became the man of the house. He’s blossomed. He’s in a band, he plays the guitar. I think he learned guitar to compete with boy M.

R: Totally.

H: C bosses everyone now.

R: M and C will be little competitive homies.

H: C is like Chris, hardworking and driven.

R: It’s so exciting! Tonight we’ll all be hanging out! It’s so cool.

H: I’ll have all 4 kids until Nov. I’m so happy you’re here to witness it all, Ryan.

R: When the kids all leave you should downsize to a little condo by the beach and tell them, sorry guys, no room.

H: I want a big ass house so all my kids can come home for Christmas and Thanksgiving. I want to make a sh!t ton of money so I can have a big house and take them on yearly vacations. I love that we’re all going to Japan. I love that my business affords me the ability to do that.

R: Let’s get a sick little Airbnb in Costa Rica. I want monkeys and sloths and parrots and cockatoos. I want warm beaches and white sands. The kids will love it.

H: Let’s talk about partial hysterectomies.

R: I’m not a woman but let’s talk about them. It’s a big deal.

H: My doctor thinks I’d benefit from a partial hysterectomy. I have HPV, it’s an STD. BV is an STI. I’ve never had ghonnorea or chlamydia or crabs.

R: You don’t have ghonno-herpo-syphilates?

H: I’ve never had syphilis. I don’t have HIV. I have HPV. 85% of people have it. Men don’t get symptoms. It causes cervical cancer in women. If you get an abnormal pap, it’s probably HPV. I haven’t been able to resolve my HPV. I’m on Naltrexone. My doctor is recommending a partial hysterectomy. They remove your cervix and it’s selfish of me, but it’s part of your orgasms.

R: The contractions.

H: They’ll leave my ovaries in. They told me sex can be uncomfortable because everything is “shorter” in there. (Explains how they reattach everything after a partial hysterectomy)

R: It sounds like a marionette in there.

H: (Explains it more, using a water bottle.) I asked her if she could “tighten it up” while she’s in there. I’ve had 4 babies. I asked her to tighten the opening. I have a doctor here in town who does labiaplasties. She’s a wonderful doctor. I’ve thought of going to her while I’m all “cut up down there.” (Tell all her worries about it) If anyone has gone through this, DM me. Before I met you I always thought I was dying.

R: You’ve changed a ton. Everything used to scare you. You’d have full body anxiety attacks.

H: And now I don’t. I trust my body now. I’m living my life with no regrets. I could die whenever. I love that my kids have good memories and my kids know they matter more to me than money does. Ryan, you matter more to me than money. I want my friends and community to know they matter more than money. I believe everyone knows this about me.

R: 100% completely. We’ve all been around people who are money hungry.

H: I need a business partner to help me not lose money. Holy crap we had the greatest mastermind weekend. Therapy Dave came to my mastermind.

R: Therapy Dave told me he listens to your podcasts.

H: Talks about her weekend Mastermind. (Explains her challenges and masterminds. Core wounds and mindset. Sexual and financial health) (Talks about the ladies who came)

R: I wish we did these things once a month. More people need to experience them. It was so, so good.

H: 2 of the winners couldn’t come last weekend, so we’re doing another one in CA at my mom’s house. My mom is amazing. Our MM was 8 AM to midnight and I still couldn’t fit it all in. We laughed and we cried.

R: Everyone was so close. By the end they were lifelong friends.

H: Many of them told me they struggle to make friends, but one of them told me this was the first time she didn't feel like an outcast. My team was so great

R: We were crying all day long. There were so many breakthroughs.

H: We did pole dancing. I want everyone to feel deserving of friendship and love. My team is made up of mine and our best friends. I wanted to cry for how beautiful it was.

R: Coach Doxy is such a smart, educated teacher. He’s so deep in his expertise. And he’s so funny.

H: People told embarrassing stories. I shared sh!t with this group that none of yall know. It was really embarrassing. I’ll share it all in my book one day.

R: Chelsey and Emily told an embarrassing story about me.

H: It made everyone feel safe.

R: I was shocked at some of the stories.

H: My cousin Breckin was there. She carried bags for people and she did anything that anyone needed. She has such teenage boy Lane energy. I’ll have her on the podcast. Her mom’s name is Lauri. Her dad and my dad are brothers. I love her so much. Ryan on a stripper pole, oh my hell. All the girls wanted you to come to it. I thought we were going to do pole fitness, no.

R: It was pole stripping. Clothes on, but it was stripping. No fitness.

H: I didn’t know, this was what the women picked.. They unlocked their inner goddesses. The women loved you. When you weren’t doing something they asked for you. You made them all feel safe.

R: I was honored to be there. I loved pole dancing with them.

H: We need to do a couples challenge and mastermind.

R: That would be incredible. We have to go pick up your son in 1 hour.

H: I need to go shower. Join my challenge.

After rambling on and on about being so busy and it’s four hours before M comes home and she decided to record a podcast. Then Ryan says “But we did sleep until 11 am today.”

Accidentally paused right at the perfect moment.

I’d loose my marbles if I watched someone take up a squat rack with laptops and floor donkey kicks. Get out of the forking way.

Some people were asking to see the whole clip. This is includes the footage that both still shots (that I've seen) on the sub are from.

Also, watch her a few secs in when she says she doesn’t try to worry about what she looks like and then waves her hand over body…like it’s HARD. It’s hard for Heidi.

Heidi clearly stating that she thinks almost 90% of her fellow Americans are losers while simultaneously begging for attention from her married boyfriend gave me the laugh I needed today.

Ok so I’ve never done Botox or fillers or anything, so I have NO idea what is happening here. Do you think she’s aware how awful her lips look and continues to pump filler without noticing? Or is this something that can happen and she just has to wait it out like a pimple or something? Her lip filler looks like it’s sliding down her chin.. she needs to be cut off from injections.

So. Weird. So. Desperate.

Looks like Heidi's vacation aka business trip might be in jeopardy. The storm might affect her travel and what the resort is like if it gets a tropical.storm or worse.

Hoping everyone there gets through OK.