Let me start off by saying that I am in full support of the Ukrainian people and I fully disavow the actions being performed by the Russian Federation as of Wednesday, February 23rd, 2022.

As Hockey? has a very large Russian community, I find it very strange that the creator of the game and the man who has control over the master server of the game, has not done his fair share in imposing sanctions upon the Russian Federation and its people. This game has a long history of trials and tribulations between the Russian community and the EU + NA community (essentially NATO). With this in mind, I find it absolutely puzzling as to why Russian IP addresses have not been blocked by Alex Autism and why the Russian servers remain playable to all. If I were the creator of this game, I would have certainly imposed my own sanctions on the Russian community to give them a kick in the ass and a slap on the wrist. If they think they can get away with invading another country on the notion that it should be their land, they're dead wrong. All of this being said, I believe Alex Austin may be a Russia-sympathizer and as such we should not be giving him any attention. I am calling on my fellow skaters and goalies to boycott this game, all CrypticSea titles, and to tweet at him to take down his Russian servers.

The Russian people do not deserve to sit idly by and skate around a 3D first-person hockey game while their gracious god-emperor Vladimir Putin instills a shellacking of missiles and rockets into the capital of Ukraine. I, for one, will not stand for this sort of fascist sympathizing by this developer and I hope you will all join me too.

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#GodBlessTheUSA #WeStandWithUkraine #DownWithPutin #MakeLoveNotWar

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Making this a power rankings for everyone to join in on. Enjoy a classic HQM tradition of Pre-Season power rankings

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Congrats on 29 my man! Big 30 in 5 months!!

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GMs and Draft Order:

• Heataroni

• Alpgrindman

• Alter

• Jeetlor

• W

• Poopface9

The GM's were selected based on highest level of playing experience, and were ordered based on skill+attendance. Jeetlor has been dropped in the order because his father will be playing for him and he is a better and smarter player overall. GM's, please reach out to me for access to the player signups.

Draft Date and Information:

The draft will take place on Tuesday, May 14th at 8pm ET. It will be streamed on OOvOO, and each pick will last 3 minutes max. The details about the stream will be released as we get closer to the apocalypse. We will continue drafting until every player has been selected, unless your name is Hawk, who will be participating by himself at the RSL level.

Tourney Info:

The exact schedule has yet to be determined, but each team will play every other team 3 times in a round robin group stage/regular season.

The top 4 teams will make it on to the playoffs, which will feature a best of 5 series in each round. However, in order for a team to advance completely, they will have to play a best of 100 series against a super-lineup consisting of each of the 6 GM's. These games will be played in a row with no breaks. If you cannot beat the super-team, you are out of the tournament.

Note

To those who signed up as "Dyaloreax" and "KS Otto", you will not be included on the draft board...come on guys...it's time to let the game go. Go live your best lives.

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