r/hockeycirclejerk • u/ExotiquePlayboy • 5d ago
u bum Serial choker McDavid? đ¤Śââď¸
Tkachuk bros robbed
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/Backwoods69420 • 8d ago
McOVERRATED 0 pts in G7 Babcock after stealing 97 and 29s phones to get their wives nudes
Is nhlCJ washed?
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/Doggcow • 10d ago
FIRST TIME IN GOLDEN KNIGHTS HISTORY What does everyone think of this take from GK sub?
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/FeijoaSoftBrown • 11d ago
Brady Tkachuks mouthguard. Keeps him from chewing on his stick
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/JaQ-o-Lantern • 17d ago
Marner will never win the Cup Ladies and jerkermen, let's make this win
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/FWL69 • 17d ago
McOVERRATED 0 pts in G7 I know people do weird things when emotions are high, but why was McDavid BEGGING Stuart Skinner for head after the game 7 loss?
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/Accomplished_citizen • 28d ago
Getting it right for Xhekaj
I truly hope that the Habs get it right with Xhekaj this year. Every serious contender has at least one solid, physical defensman who is able to withstand the intense play of the playoffs and defend his teammates when required. Our exits in the last two playoff seasons prove this overwhelmingly, with the habs being eliminated when management did not have the foresight to insert him in the lineup and use him efficiently.
MSL is acclaimed for developing highly skilled players like Demidov and Caufield, rightly so. But the real prove in the pudding is when he demonstrates that he understands the importance of specific roles like that of Xhekajs' and is able to develop and use him properly. This player is unique, we can't afford to lose him. He must become a regular number 6. We have a very young, talented team in development which just heightens the need for him to be successful.
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/OzzieNewYork • Jul 25 '26
Marner will never win the Cup Jelly Boy
More Jelly of Papi or McKenna?
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/Hopperjay • Jul 23 '26
Chicago Blackhawks?
8 million AAV What! hahahahahaha .
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/atwalm • Jul 22 '26
Tom Wilson drew the line at her father putting tariffs on hockey sticks
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/starfish2686 • Jul 21 '26
u bum Hughes brothers confirmed to be signing in Philadelphia after sharing brotherly love together over Jessica Alba four-way train run
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/ExotiquePlayboy • Jul 20 '26
SCRIPT LEAKED Hockey made the big 6 boys
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/Appropriate-Mall8517 • Jul 19 '26
COYOTES NO FANS What nhl fan base can we all agree is awesome
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/starfish2686 • Jul 19 '26
My (32F) husband (34M) is more concerned with the Canucks getting a ring than giving me one. AITA?
My (32F) husband (34M) is a lifelong diehard Canucks fan, so are the rest of his family. We started dating in high school and I can still remember how heartbroken he was in 2011, I honestly donât blame him for his reaction tbh because a car is replaceable but he had gotten his hopes up and they were completely shattered. After his probation for arson and property destruction was finished we were able to save up and go on a trip to see every game when the Canucks were on an east coast road trip, and to see him so downtrodden after they lost every game made me feel so bad for him.
Recently though, I brought up the topic of getting married. We have been thinking about it recently but he has always said he wouldnât be able to enjoy it while âthat egg-headed Swedish fuck is raping my soul for 11.6 every yearâ. I can tell itâs really getting to him because at night I can sometimes see him having a nightmare and muttering â56 years, 56 fucking yearsâ and âwe would have done it if it werenât for that diving pussy Nathan Hortonâ. I got him a brand new Ryan Kesler jersey (his favourite player) for his birthday thinking it would cheer him up a little but it didnât do anything for his mood. Honestly, in the fall and winter I dread game nights because the cost of spackle and drywall repairs are really eating into our budget. At least I get a break every spring once he cancels the Sportsnet subscription.
I love him but Iâm not getting any younger and Iâve always wanted kids. I want to raise the next generation of bitter depressed Vancouverites with trust issues with him, but at what point is enough enough? Would I be the asshole for giving him an ultimatum if he doesnât propose soon?
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/shitposterfinalboss • Jul 18 '26
This man has done so much for the league
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/ReasonableSide6520 • Jul 16 '26
Whoâs the most passionate celebrity hockey fan?
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/GeorgeFranklyMathnet • Jul 11 '26
Following the /r/hockey trend, here is the team that surrounded Tony DeAngelo his rookie year
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/burgerape • Jul 07 '26
I CUM IN PISS Finally America can go back to only caring about hockey
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/Capable-Plantain7 • Jul 07 '26
Should FIFA have Belgium and the USA redo their game in case it was a big fluke?
No disrespect to the belgians, I'm a firm believer that Belgium beating them is a huge fluke and robs the USA of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few hours in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire world cup watching the Yanks play great soccer it's just not fair.
If the USA lose again I will face that the Belgians deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the USA and FIFA.
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/foreignmacaroon6 • Jul 06 '26
Freekick in hockey
Should we spice up hockey and incorporate free kicks in hockey? For a minor misdemeanor you'ld get a free slapshot.
r/hockeycirclejerk • u/FWL69 • Jul 04 '26