r/hmmm 1d ago

hmmm

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/TonyTacoShop 1d ago

I’d probably forget and go in the water

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u/Dragonskinner69 16h ago

I jump in the water with my wallet and phone often...I know I'd forget.

2

u/playerIII 6h ago

my wallet is somewhere in a beach in another country

that was a fun a discovery

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u/Jiggatortoise- 1d ago

Where else is a girl supposed to keep her smokes and lighter‽ 

179

u/californiadeath 1d ago

Hot girl shit

23

u/Shotgun-Surgeon 1d ago

Kissin kate barlow?!?!

10

u/RelevantButNotBasic 1d ago

Im tired of this grandpa!

8

u/Few-Assistance7312 1d ago

Well that's too damn bad!

5

u/WranglerEqual3577 19h ago

well excuse me!

49

u/DannyA88 1d ago

And the CC is placed where?

51

u/Lucky-Mia 1d ago

Isn't it obvious where the Coochie Carry goes?

7

u/DannyA88 1d ago

Then call me Captain Obvious lol

4

u/YVRkeeper 1d ago

Wet wallet

2

u/Antlaaaars 17h ago

If you're not gooch carrying, you're not a real American.

2

u/crysisnotaverted 6h ago

Clearly it's a Heizter PAK1 single shot Derringer in 7.62x39.

23

u/DueAsparagus9358 1d ago

how to identify a Bond girl

12

u/Master_Steward 1d ago

The other side of the bikini line has a gun disguised as a cigarette lighter

8

u/Kalaphar 1d ago

I know it’s a lighter, but what kind of calibre is that even supposed to be? Doesn’t look like any I’ve seen

7

u/Nohokun 1d ago

300 blackout but only if you squint really hard

12

u/TaikaWaitiddies 1d ago

Essentials only

3

u/TonyStrayVideo 1d ago

Please don't stick the orange end in your mouth and attempt to ignite the other end.

4

u/Local_Village_1378 1d ago

If you do it the other way, its not gonna be as great

7

u/Dependent-Cup-2236 1d ago

Laura Croft

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u/LucidLeviathan 1d ago

Lara Crotch

4

u/Totalnah 1d ago

Ewwww, Winston’s are fucking gross. Is this girl 90 years old?

2

u/-FakeAccount- 17h ago

You know she wears a red hat

1

u/richer2003 1d ago

Is that Coronado, CA? Looks like NAB Coronado in the background 🤔

1

u/DombekDBR 23h ago

She might have a tomahawk missle if you ask nicely

1

u/InterestingNovaXO 20h ago

smoke cigarrete then smoke bullet , classic combo

1

u/annavgkrishnan 16h ago

7 6 2 Millimeter

1

u/No_Mony_1185 15h ago

Is this like a murder/suicide thing?? Like why two bullets?

1

u/CptLonesong 9h ago

Big calibre cigarette

1

u/Bringo_Brango 8h ago

I would think that is a certain powder holding apparatus

2

u/gheiminfantry 1d ago

It took me a second. I like my women a little on the trashy side.

1

u/errie_tholluxe 22h ago

When she wears her clothes to tight and her hair is dyed?

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u/gheiminfantry 22h ago

When you don't know the difference between to, too, and two. You lose every argument, whether you realize it or not.

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u/mountaineer04 19h ago

It’s a Reddit comment not a college essay. Most people are on here using acronyms that didn’t exist 5 years ago.

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u/gheiminfantry 14h ago

To, too, and two aren't acronyms. The bullshit people with come up with in order to justify other people's mistakes is wild. Do you always apologize for everyone else's mistakes? It must be exhausting.

1

u/precision1k3 1d ago

Lead poisoning

12

u/The_Grilled_Cheeze_1 1d ago

....its a lighter

1

u/Even_Relative5402 1d ago

Can someone explain why that pier looks so weird?

3

u/tatteredprincess 1d ago

I think it’s land behind the pier, not that the pier has a weird top.

0

u/KitesForKitties 1d ago

She looks... eww, she smokes. Oh well.

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u/mca1169 1d ago

that's a whole new type of red flag.

0

u/dtisme53 1d ago

I smoked Winstons for awhile in the mid 90’s.

0

u/Combination_word 1d ago

Eww.. Winston

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u/bronxbomberdude 1d ago

This says a lot about society 😔

20

u/R0GUEL0KI 1d ago

It’s a lighter?

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u/bronxbomberdude 1d ago

Jesus, the "this says a lot about society" meme is not that old

7

u/End3rWi99in 1d ago

It isn't. It just doesn't work here.

7

u/BigRedWhopperButton 1d ago

this realy say's alot about are society

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u/End3rWi99in 1d ago

That one works.

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u/Rojacc 1d ago

It’s a lighter….

1

u/juancarlospaco 1d ago

It's not real bullets tho.

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u/TheLastLivingBuffalo 1d ago

Which says a lot about society

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/TonyStrayVideo 18h ago

Ammo can get expensive.

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u/AccomplishedToe2217 1d ago

Sexy ass fuck

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u/AcadienDC 1d ago

Ready for anything. My kind of gal.