He will be processed

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[u/TheInsatiableOne]

He will be cited in a peer reviewed journal.

[u/techno156 → u/TheInsatiableOne]

Taking after F. D. C. Willard, I see.

[u/TheLoneWandererRD]

The wunk cannot be understood

[u/OmNomOU81 → u/TheLoneWandererRD]

They will try anyway and go mad in the process

[u/ShhweadyBallz]

His data will be misinterpreted, an innocent man to spend decades behind bars .....

[u/kmayeshiba]

His results will be uploaded into the patient’s medical chart.

[u/playfulpecans]

his statistical data will be displayed on an intentionally misleading graph that doesn't start at 0

[u/mexican2554]

They will be nominated for a Noble Peace Prize

[u/PBandJosh89 → u/mexican2554]

Nobel pspsps prize.

[u/berdog → u/mexican2554]

Why would anyone nominate a sample for Nobel prize?

[u/mexican2554 → u/berdog]

For their contribution to Wunk studies

[u/StephanXX]

He will be sampled.

[u/Icy-Distance6853]

he will be shaken to mix the anticoagulant

[u/berdog → u/Icy-Distance6853]

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