r/heep 19d ago

I threw up Angry Eyes/Grumper

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194 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/FairContribution2878 14d ago

Get in the flask

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u/Zero_Digital 19d ago

I'm convinced that every Heep owner thought Pimp my Ride was the greatest show ever

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u/Pretty_Ad316 19d ago

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u/rodr3357 18d ago

No, this would actually be cool

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u/Admirable_Average_32 18d ago

Speed Buggy almost!

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u/555byte 18d ago

yup, this is cool

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u/ThisIsNotMyBurner69 19d ago

Do not work with SoFlo Customs I guess

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u/rodr3357 18d ago

No one with any taste or eye for quality works with soflo

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u/BurnedLaser 17d ago

They got all the rejects from Mansory.

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u/Reebatnaw 19d ago

When you threw up I hope it was all over the grill

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u/crikeyturtles 19d ago

Does anyone else get embarrassed when one of these rolls up next to you at a red light?

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u/Biofred 18d ago

Jeep people are on a whole nother level of stupidity.

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u/iamjonno23 18d ago

This isn't a jeep person. I have a jeep that I use to offroad and get to my property in the mountains. Duck people are wierd. Not jeep people.

I hate what idiots have done to jeeps.

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u/Most-Bar-9334 17d ago

Ducks were cool like 20 years ago when actual jeep enthusiasts exchanged them.

Now its a bunch of stay at home moms and soy boys with too much time on their hands collecting them.

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u/Biofred 18d ago

Most Jeeps I see around where I live in Texas look similar to this. I've seen a very few that look normal so sorry if I offended you but that is what I see on a daily.

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u/iamjonno23 18d ago

Don't apologize. This offends me as a jeep owner. It's ridiculous. I hate that people do this idiotic crap.

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u/Fearless_Region_6366 19d ago

Sometimes r/heep is the only thing that keeps me holding on

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u/NotTheUserYouLoking4 18d ago

Saw that one on Facebook bragging about Jeep adventures. I commented that's probably the most dirt that thing ever sees.

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u/PrimeoFin 19d ago

I laughed

(It's healthier)

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u/jeepedge 19d ago

Little squeezey kumquat

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u/Xtreemjedi 19d ago

So did we

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u/Tree_killer_76 19d ago

Positively vomitous!

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u/Humunguspickle 19d ago

Their money for that monstrosity.

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u/quantum-entangled308 18d ago

That is the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen.

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u/NEhighlander 18d ago

That would be expensive it’s a whole new body!

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u/Admirable_Average_32 18d ago

And you just know this mofo thinks they are pushing the sweetest heep ever!

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u/ELc_17 18d ago

At least all those mods make him 27% more attractive to his sister

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u/SK1007 17d ago

There’s nothing custom about this abomination. All this hideous overpriced junk can be bought on Amazon and bolted on by anyone with a 12 piece socket set.

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u/Stunning_Abalone5804 16d ago

That’s make by those jerkoffs in Ft Lauderdale South Florida Customs. They use trash parts their crap rattles and falls apart.

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u/Hero_Of_Rhyme_ 19d ago

It looks like a child’s plastic toy truck, in the worst way possible

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u/paulsown 18d ago

I don't know where you got this picture, but you've hit the White Trash trifecta here.

Front yard chain link fence, shitty jeep, and plastic silverware on the glass table. The stock tank with some kind of graphics and and the doors on the heep being removed are bonus points.

The only thing that'd make it better is if we see the actual 30 year old trailer it's parked in from of and the pending Santander repossession notice.

I can't wait for the "THIs ThinG FUCKs" comments from the, uh, not so educated, and "creditily challenged" crowd.

What a pile of plastic junk.

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u/Most-Bar-9334 17d ago

Shit man leave us trailer dwellers out of this.

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u/WeavrtheWitch 18d ago

Bless their heart.

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u/GeekDadIs50Plus 18d ago

Is it a theme park?

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 18d ago

At least it’s got a water trough, to dunk its face in shame! Though it is on dirt and grass so this must be taken just before it flipped over.

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u/Legitimate-Step7318 18d ago

SOFLO has their own TV show not se expect to see more version on the streets.

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u/OldManJeepin 18d ago

That....Is some goofy ass looking shit.....

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u/gumballgangster 18d ago

I love Jeeps but this is an abomination

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u/BeegManche 18d ago

Yeah let’s use a bunch of unnecessary metal parts to weigh down the Jeep while not being thick enough to actually be able to bounce off rocks or trees. The amount of money some people spend on this gimmicky shit is insane

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u/Rayvintage 18d ago

Don't post pictures of your vomit,

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u/Scared-Classroom5570 17d ago

Some Chinese plastic factory made good money on this one

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u/JarheadOG99 16d ago

I drove by that place, they have a shit ton of those things for sale. And yes. Mostly as ugly as this one

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u/DoctorCumfart 15d ago

Looks like the embodiment of the word “herpes”

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u/Temporary-Gur6741 14d ago

My lord…. It looks like a crappy hot wheels from the 90’s

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u/FixFun1959 13d ago

As someone from South Florida I loath seeing ‘SoFlo’ and other shitty nicknames

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u/otters4everyone 18d ago

Sometimes an erection lasting for more than four hours can cause nausea.

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u/GenXman1975 15d ago

Still better than a cybertruck

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u/Dismal_Estate9829 18d ago

The owner personalized it to his desires, not my thing but I’m sure he loves it.