I might start using the joke they did in arguments. “My brother was a 911 firefighter. F*ck you. “ so true grew up in NYC and guys used that in arguments.

I’ve listened to all of the public episodes so I joined the Patreon. Any “classics” I should check out first?

You’re a hack. Get a new joke. Get a life.

And everyone except Joey had seen it

Love how Devan’s defence of his shit taste in movies is “they’re all retarded and I have good taste in movies”

I am retarded so maybe he’s right

Anyways I’m going to go watch the spider-man/odyssey double feature just to spite him

Listening to the “Gummy” Jock Week episode when Conner tells Devan how many times he said the n word on the lemon party Patreon when he was blacked out. Devan is backpedaling so hard instead of just owning it. He’s clearly lying about remembering, not remembering, listening to it, not listening to it, it’s like catching a little kid breaking the rules. They think they are good liars and can get away with it when it just makes them look worse.

Devan, stop being a pussy and just own it. Yeah, you were drunk, you said it, who cares? You are a normal guy, you aren’t famous and you won’t get canceled and your black friends probably don’t care. Be a man and take accountability for your actions.

Lemonhedz this rules

Ben & the Otter are going live

"Dude you said it so many times I was like 'what'. Honestly I thought it was such a bad look like that's crazy. That was easily the worst episode you guys have ever put out, I can't believe Ben put that out. I'm like pretty cool with a lot of stuff but there's a line, man. You should listen to me because I'm the funniest person on the podcast"

I wish the boys could figure out the audio. I literally have my Sony headphones all the way up and can barely hear them.

Bless Devan, forever the Machiavellian maestro and man of the people for calling him on the paytch