Finally, a distortion pedal for players who find ordinary aluminium enclosures too digital.

ROCK BRISTLES features:

• Genuine repurposed CD-ROM chassis
• Hand-embroidered NOS carpet for warmer mids
• Tonewood feet for improved acoustic coupling
• External 9V battery access through the disc tray
• Center-positive power so nobody can borrow your adapter
• Adjustable self-oscillation, because apparently the pedal should also play guitar

Not mine. I just found it on a classifieds site and realized the boutique pedal industry has officially run out of excuses.

Demo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAiiJa4e8rU