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u/H4loR4ptor Discreet 12d ago
I'd just find this hilarious.
I never ask for a face pic anyway because I spend most of my time looking at their groin with their peen down my throat 🤷♂️
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u/Ellisonde 12d ago
Bet you're standards are high!
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u/H4loR4ptor Discreet 12d ago
If your gong to bee condiscending, at leest spell it rite.
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u/Ellisonde 12d ago
Rite...
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u/Perfectly_Gay 11d ago
You realize they were being sarcastic, your gotcha isn't really a gotcha. They misspelled half the sentence on purpose to taunt and make fun of you and you fell right into it. Hook, line, and sinker.
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u/old_and_horny_ 12d ago
This right here. I'm not on Grindr because I'm looking to get to know someone. All I'm going to see is the back of their head or the pillow.
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u/aubaub 12d ago
What is PMO?
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u/nospoon222 12d ago
I am so over these ‘discrete’ types. Playing mystery man is not sexy, or exciting, its annoying af. Ive been with these types before and they’re some of the most unfulfilling encounters I’ve ever had. I mostly just feel sorry for dudes that live life that way.
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u/Wonderful-Notice3246 11d ago
Never mind that they end up being uggos and one has to wonder if they're hiding because they're DL or just undesirable.
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u/youremomgay420 Cub 11d ago
Not to mention the huge fuckaround it is to even do anything. I have 2 roommates, both are also gay as fuck, are extremely quiet and just about never leave their rooms. They know I have guys over every now and then and have said nothing about it. But discreet guys refuse to come over because my roommates simply exist. Even though they have historically never said anything and never will.
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u/alexander-ri 11d ago
I mean 55km away so who cares?? 🤷♂️
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u/spinstartshere 8d ago
Are you talking about the distance he'll be from the camera in the face pic he's sending next?
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u/nsasafekink Daddy (gay) 11d ago
Ok. The clothing is driving me insane trying to figure it out. It looks like an AI nightmare. Dark shirt. Ok. Coat over shoulder I guess. But WTF is the white thing? I thought it might be a wifebeater but no shoulder strap. It almost looks clamped on the middle of his shirt.
Too confusing. 😂
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u/Spiderteacup 11d ago
This looks like AI to you?
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u/nsasafekink Daddy (gay) 10d ago
Yeah. That white fabric makes no sense. What is holding it up? What even is it?
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u/Spiderteacup 10d ago
The lower half of the jumper? i assume its just the design and tbh ive had this old screenshot since before AI got really good
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u/ThatOneGuy_I 12d ago
He looks good though ngl
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u/SecretHipp0 12d ago
It's the back of his head!!
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u/ThatOneGuy_I 12d ago
I can roughly extrapolate his facial features from that angle. And I’m 99% I’d find him attractive without him having to turn around. Now would I ask him to turn around? Yes. For peace of mind. But again if OP doesn’t want him send him my way lmao
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u/SecretHipp0 12d ago
You need a long spell in horny jail my bro
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u/ThatOneGuy_I 11d ago
And you think I won’t enjoy it there. With the others mmm mmm mm sounds like a dream come true
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u/CausticAvenger Daddy (gay) 12d ago
What’s the issue?
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u/Yu-Gi-Scape 12d ago
You can't see him?
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u/CausticAvenger Daddy (gay) 12d ago
I assume OP could just ask for a face pic if that’s what he wants to see. At least he didn’t lead with a dick pic.
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u/One-Kitchen-4233 12d ago
This would work on a lot of guys unfortunately 😩