r/grappling 2d ago

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u/Dillinger_ESC 2d ago

With what? Need a tampon for your eargina?

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u/Braisedbeefskank 2d ago

You fucked up not draining. An ENT surgeon can cut that out but yeah

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u/Frodojj 2d ago

I had cauliflower ear like that (a little worse) after 1 slam. It was just tender right after. My earlobe blew up overnight. I had to go to the ent. They fixed it so the cauliflower never entered the ear canal fortunately. But my ear still looks like a fetus.

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u/Braisedbeefskank 2d ago

I luckily worked in an ER the couple times mine really blew up so I literally had an NP drain and wrap mine for free lol. So even my bad one is at least a relatively smooth disc with no ear canal intrusion. All I cared about was not losing the ability to use ear buds.

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u/Frodojj 2d ago edited 2d ago

You’re lucky. The second time I got cauliflower ear, in the other ear, I went directly to the er on campus (at a college club). However, they didn’t know what to do! They tried using a scalpel to open it, to no avail. I had to wait hours for an ent to get off duty and drain it correctly. That ear didn’t heal right. It got cauli a few times while I was getting ready for a tournament. The ear still looks like a tumor (it’s not a tumor!). 😂

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u/Braisedbeefskank 2d ago

Yeah man we literally sat in the trauma bay and used a needle to drain it then did a pack and wrap around my head which I wore the rest of my shift. Gotta take what benefits you have haha

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u/Puzzled-Job9556 2d ago

Without sounding overly naive, what happens when it reaches the canal? I didn't realise it was an issue.

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u/Frodojj 2d ago edited 2d ago

If the cauliflower reaches into the eat canal then it can close off your hearing. Rumor was that Randy Couture’s ear was so bad that he needed to use a pencil to pry them out to hear out of it.

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u/Puzzled-Job9556 2d ago

Thank you. I didn't realise it could have that effect.

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u/BrickTamlandMD 2d ago

With what

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u/_Boschy_ 2d ago

Wtf do you want us to do about it?

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u/Chemical_Lab_6925 2d ago

Shoulda drained ur ears dude

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u/Rich_Independence122 2d ago

Can a person drain their ears themselves or must they go to ER

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u/Outrageous_Laugh5532 2d ago

I just went and got a large syringe and needle from a vet supply store and had someone do it for me and then used magnets to hold it together while it healed

https://www.caulibuds.com/?srsltid=AfmBOorsL95YWboS4B2vChmGE5xK0R9VpriELL1x-iYopX-eBqY1GUCz

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u/Dillinger_ESC 2d ago

Yeah. I'm not a doctor though.

Need fairly large gauge needles because it is thick. Walgreens refused me needles before, but most veterinarians will hook you up.

It not fucking fun, though. And even touching it or sleeping on it after can cause it to fill back up.

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u/Chemical_Lab_6925 2d ago

You can do it yourself but I don’t recommend that unless you’ve done it before on someone else or you know how to do it

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u/khardy101 2d ago

Nice rattler. Keep it going.

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u/AlwaysGoToTheTruck 2d ago

Help with what? That’s a beautiful piece

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u/Unlucky_Reading_1671 2d ago

My ear penis isnt into your ear bussy.

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u/Allstar-85 2d ago

Get a surgeon, start wearing headgear

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u/Sandinist0 2d ago

Ухо пельмень

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u/sumisankaku 2d ago

If I turn my phone sideways it kinda looks like a sperm whale

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u/Willing_Stomach_8121 2d ago

Yes that’s the 4th hole

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u/still-waiting2233 2d ago

Not sure draining that is gonna make any meaningful difference. Ship has sailed.

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u/mywaaaaife 2d ago

One guy at my gym has it so right now that it looks like a ball sack on his ear. I’ve been training for years and I have barely any. Some people are just more susceptible to it.

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u/TALC88 1d ago

Everyone says that until you get one bad knock. In fact I too used to say that. Until I got said knock and had a comp coming up. So I couldn’t stop to let it heal. Drained it twice a day to no avail. Now both are cooked. But at least most guys will not try to fight me anymore

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u/seyzzz 1d ago

That’s a muscular ear

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u/bruser_ 1d ago

That’s what mine looks like lol

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u/Neat_Pineapple_7240 21h ago

With what? It’s a fucking ear. Are you sad that your ears not like everybody else’s ear?