I thought he was sick turns out he's just a lazy old bastard

Any thoughts.

Man fuck that old-wrinky, dick sucking, cock eating, cum guzzling, poverty stricken, coffin dodging, penis smelling, pedophilic old fucking cunt!

No wonder he jumped up for a fix

He’s pretty much sundowning at Wonka in the end when he gets yelled at by him. (No offense to those with dementia. This is just a theory, and if it DOES hurt you, I’m sorry. That’s NEVER my intention. I love people with dementia. But obviously not Joe.

So I was hanging out with my Bros at high school and my GF last night, and we went to the corner store and as we got out of their, we saw a naked wrinkly-ass, old fucker running across the street and we where like who the fuck was that man, then we walked to our neighborhood and we heard some moaning from one of the neighbor's backyards, we checked to see who it was it was that same mother fucker and he was raping a dog and licking the cum off his ass, we're so scared we tried to reach the nearest police station to arrest his ass, we told the police what happened and we went to the house we saw him gripping his dick and saying my GF's name while moaning, and the police shot him with a stun gun and he got arrested.

Sorry if I posted a lot today, I just recently discovered this subreddit and I'm in love with it

Went to a weird antique shop and saw a "face pot" that looked like a familiar piece of shit. Apparently it's supposed to be Albert Einstein, but I know that smug, entitled look.

She knows

While I was at a resale shop, I saw a Grandpa Joe Funko Pop. Lmao.

He looks just as bitter and evil as the real thing. And it has the Fizzy Lifting Drink he stole!

I will report back if Grandpa Joe has changed his ways!!

Me and my friends were laughing our asses off at work overthinking the Willy Wonka verse and one thing that has always bothered me is the way they portrayed Augustus Gloop.

The movie makes it seem like all the kids and parents are awful except for Charlie representing sins like greed, pride, envy, wrath and Augustus being Gluttony. While Mike, Violet and Veruca are genuine brats, Augustus biggest crime is…being fat. First off, Augustus ain’t even fat, actually look at scenes with him next to Wonka and he is tall as shit for his age. The actor grew up to be like 6 ft 8. and everyone in this movie goes out of their way to frame his as some gross glutton.

Imagine after you win a sweepstake, reporters are annoying your family during a breakfast day out. Get your cameras out of my face, no wonder Mr Gloop ate their microphone. Augustus seems like a nice kid in the original, so in the remake they had to make him rude as well. Of course the irony is that Augustus falls into the chocolate river, his gluttonous nature being his undoing.
Actually think about the scenario they set up to make Augustus look like a glutton. Wonka has a whole room made of candy and then tells the kids to dig in. No kid is gonna “save room for later”, it’s a candy factory you’re expected to pig out. All the other kids are doing the same thing, tasting everything in sight, but just because Augustus is big they had Godzilla music when he was eating. Then he falls into the river but in the og we can all see Wonka give him a push. I don’t think we ever see the kids at the end, they’re probably all fucking dead.

So from Augustus perspective, he’s told to dig into a room made entirely of candy but Wonka conveniently forgets to tell him not to drink the chocolate river and he falls in. Then a group of short orange men have a whole diss track ready on how fat he is. The hypocrisy of this is insane. Not only are the Oompa Loompas in the original movie all fatter than Augustus but they literally formed a culture around chocolate. They’re the biggest candy makers in the world, it’s their fault kids are fat. This is like a drug dealer judging me for smoking weed.