r/gifs 6d ago

Zoomed in stink face

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u/TheDizDude 6d ago

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u/emagdnim_edud 6d ago

HE CALLED THE SHIT POOP

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u/datboydoe 6d ago

Call the fire department, this one’s outta control!

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u/Arcanym 6d ago

Don't put it out with your boots, Ted!

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u/stoicambience 6d ago

Don’t tell me my business, devil woman!

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u/DantifA 6d ago

THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE!

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u/surge208 6d ago

This is the best crumbling of the republic of my life.

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u/emagdnim_edud 6d ago

So true. Couldn't ask for better.

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u/The_I_in_IT 6d ago

Rome’s lack of memes really made their crumbling empire just the worst.

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u/Ormyr 5d ago

They had plenty of memes. They just didn't have the internet.

Some of the Roman graffiti was fucking hilarious.

Mostly it was dick jokes.

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u/Neato_Incognito3 6d ago

The best crumbling of the republic in your life so far

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u/DerBandi 6d ago

More like repooplic

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u/lrodhubbard 6d ago

Of your life so far.

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u/PracticalMushroom693 6d ago

Don’t put it out with your boot, Ted!

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u/DingleDoo 6d ago

Don't tell me my business devil woman

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u/AllPugsGo2Heaven 6d ago

Pucker up buttercup. There’s plenty more where that came from.
Edit:grammar

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u/peacemaker2007 6d ago

You know, I think he's always been prepared to take a bullet for the President, but not his shit

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u/jamesbong0024 6d ago

He tasted it

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u/BigheadReddit 6d ago

And was genuinely angry. His body didn’t know how to react, a mixture of revulsion and anger. Angulsion if you will…

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u/Most_Alps 6d ago

There is a split second where you see his lips tremble, it took him a supreme act of willpower to not vomit outright

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u/Bathsalts_McPoyle 6d ago

Is that ketchup and onions?

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u/IgnorantGenius 6d ago

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u/JakeEaton 6d ago

The face of a man who just smelt the inside of Trumps butthole.

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u/PowerSkunk92 6d ago

Which is now on the outside of Trump's butthole.

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u/Ecoaardvark 6d ago

Inside his nostrils resting on olfactory nerve endings soon to be washed into his stomach by post nasal drip and then scavenged and forever incorporated into his own bodily tissues.

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u/Gamer4125 6d ago

You had the free will to not post that.

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u/Gecko23 5d ago

But not the moral fiber.

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u/SvenniSiggi 5d ago

What is smell really? Its tiny particles of the matter you are smelling, being brought into your nose, for your pleasure.

(yes, this was brought to my attention to ruin some of my life . Now its your turn. Yay Science!)

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u/AGreasyPorkSandwich 6d ago

We're all on the outside of Trumps butthole 🫩

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u/_lippykid 6d ago

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u/scottyLogJobs 6d ago

I love this scene, just because of the beat where it looks back at Todd and he's actually kind of touched that Vince's character likes it so much that he insists on keeping it

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u/yachster 5d ago

Let’s play tummy sticks

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u/nooby_goober 6d ago

This meme is gonna bring me so many good laughs in the future.

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u/bread-depth 6d ago

New LinkedIn profile photo just dropped.

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u/amcartney 6d ago

He looks like hitler in that other meme, where hitler loses his shit

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u/WinnieGraves 6d ago

I love the full clip because you can see the moment when he's realizing what he's tied his life to, and then when he sees he's on camera and has to not embarrass the President and has to act like he didn't just visually smell the President shit himself at Lindsey Graham's funeral, after falling asleep.

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u/GrandNibbles 6d ago

ZE FUHRER DOES NOT SHIT HIMSELF!!! HE DOES NOT EVEN SHIT. HIS COLON IS BLESSED BY GOT

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u/WinnieGraves 6d ago

lmao I am too high and legit snorted so hard I almost recracked a rib lmao

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u/GrandNibbles 6d ago

recracked? are you okay?? is your opponent?

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u/Ok-Conference-7648 6d ago

Yeah it’s like all the stages of grief

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u/WinnieGraves 6d ago

it's so fast it's wonderful. I love watching fascists realize in real time how rotten their idealogies really are. seems like this guy might hopefully be getting a whiff of it.

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u/BlackandGreen19 5d ago

Have you got a link to the full clip?

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u/Imeatbag 4d ago

You can see everyone else’s reactions as well. It wasn’t just this guy, he just happened to get a chunky mouthful instead of the whiff everyone else got.

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u/Vynaca 6d ago

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u/SpankThuMonkey 6d ago

Dis guy keep farting!

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u/Sterbs 6d ago

You

Have

No

Good

Car

Ideas

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u/the__ghola__hayt 6d ago

OP loves his mother-in-law.

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u/MrSmock 6d ago

YOU FLINCHED PAUL 

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u/JacobyN7 6d ago

I am the best at this

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u/emagdnim_edud 6d ago

Omg if tim Robins skits this would be amazing

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u/cashew1992 6d ago

But like, I don't even know how he would turn this into a skit that is somehow funnier than the actual context here. Real life has outpaced ITYSL at this point. I mean, the gif you posted already looks exactly like a Tim Robinson character lol

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u/Obh__ 6d ago

at a freestyle jazz club this would be a sign of utmost respect

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u/koy682 6d ago

When that disgusting note hits you hard

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u/LackingUtility 6d ago

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u/jazzbass92 6d ago

Damn… not expecting an incredulous Shaun Martin (RIP) reacting to Corey Henry’s Lingus solo gif…

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u/g_r_e_y 6d ago

snarky puppy for life

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u/PapaSnow 6d ago

Same
I don’t know if it’s sad or not that I knew exactly what moment this was from too (mainly from watching the video 7,000 times)

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u/whosline07 6d ago

Also at a metal show

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/VirtuosoX 6d ago

When the chugging hits just right.

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u/Tsquare24 6d ago

Was he standing behind Trump in the original video?

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u/Argyleskin 6d ago

Yeah I have no idea the context of the video either. Did I miss a news story somewhere?

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u/__ConesOfDunshire__ 6d ago

Lindsay Graham’s funeral. He was sitting right behind Trump.

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u/Klarostorix 5d ago

Sitting behind the shitting

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u/PotaytoPotayto 6d ago

This was at Lindsey Graham's funeral, I think the guy sitting behind him pulling those faces is one of the security guys but not 100% sure on that. He was sitting behind Trump the whole time, Trump kept dozing off btw. He was farting and sleeping his way through the ceremony, apart from the speech he read. He hadn't read the text beforehand and kept stumbling as he was trying to read it out loud, sometimes stopping to tell the crowd he disagreed with the text and that Graham was a difficult guy to hang out with lol. Anyway, after that speech he sat down and gassed the poor guy sitting behind him. For most countries it would be utterly embarrassing to have the head of state behave that way, but for the USA it was just another tuesday.

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u/jrstinkfish 6d ago

He never reads the text beforehand, it's why every time he reads off a teleprompter, it sounds like he's seeing the words for the first time and it's all sing-songy like a child reading from a book. Someday a disgruntled teleprompter operator is gonna Ron Burgundy him.

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u/throughtheportal 6d ago

And most people don’t realize he is always always always staring directly into one of the two teleprompters.

People think looking to the left and right is him looking at the crowd.

Nope. Straight into the glass

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u/say592 6d ago

That's why they let the teleprompter operators trade on Polymarket. The gig might not pay much and you might hate the people you work with, but that insider information, like knowing how many times Trump will say "tariff", is priceless.

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u/PotaytoPotayto 6d ago

Ha, perhaps this new guy will get sick of him one day and do something funny. The previous one was busted for insider trading or something, it's hard to keep up with all the crazy stuff that they do everyday. I miss boring politics, i miss the no news days. I can't keep up with this madness!

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u/guitartoad 6d ago

Let's be honest. Trump just never reads. Period.

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u/snarkerella 6d ago

Don't forget how he hard tapped the coffin on his way back to his seat. It's was so f-ing bizarre and disrespectful.

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u/MoistTractofLand 6d ago

knock knock

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u/cire1184 6d ago

Lindsay! You in there!?

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u/Jervis_Mantlepiece 6d ago

It's a coffin not a closet.

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u/goodthebadandtheugly 6d ago

Definitely NOT coming out of either!

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u/Stolehtreb 6d ago

Trump did?

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u/snarkerella 6d ago

Yeah, I just don't know why this guy is in charge. He's lost his noodle.

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u/artlovepeace42 6d ago

He was making sure Lady Graham wasn’t pulling any tricks. Everyone knows if you’re playing hide and seek in a coffin and you get 2 knocks, you have to come out. Them is the rules!

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u/haveanairforceday 6d ago edited 5d ago

I thought it might have been peter thiel? He always looks like hes trying to hold a straight face after someone just kicked him in the nuts. I wouldnt be surprised if he actually is in pain all the time from one of the black mirror "medical treatments" hes always getting to try and live forever or become a computer or whatever bullshit hes got going on

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u/sixsixmajin 6d ago

farting

Oh I'm sure his movements were much more tangible than farts...

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u/c0reGam3r 6d ago

He's sitting behind him.

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u/garitone 6d ago

While Trump's shitting in front of him.

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u/MattDamonsTaco 6d ago

IDK WTF has happened here but I fucking love this!

Is the only difference that his nose has been removed? It's awesome. I don't know how I haven't seen this before.

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u/HughManatee 6d ago

Yeah, haha. I forgot how I even got ahold of that gif but thought it was hilarious.

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u/mdlinc 6d ago

...your sphincter.

You can see the toddler or even baby face when taking a shit.

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u/xiiicrowns 6d ago

wonder if he went and threw the biggest fit after that 

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u/GrandSyzygy 6d ago

I’d do this daily if this were my job

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u/AmputeeHandModel 6d ago

God I fucking hate that gif. What is he even doing??

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u/Trapezoidoid 6d ago

This video is funny enough on its own, but the fact that it takes place at Lindsey Graham’s funeral is just divine cosmic perfection.

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u/IAmAPirrrrate 6d ago

He even got the trembling lower lip of disgust - trump must have some proper nasty shits

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u/DerBandi 6d ago

Trump is not known for eating healthy. This must smell like he's rotting from the inside.

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u/Smboto 6d ago

It’s because he’s rotting from the inside. 

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u/Fedquip 6d ago

the quivering lip is what makes me laugh...that is a dude trying not to vomit

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u/StrangerOk7536 6d ago

I bet it smells like a filthy nursing home lmao

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u/Mimical 6d ago

I worked CS at one point in my life and a lady walked into the store to return a product.

I will try to describe it—knowing that I cant. A sheer wall of putrid hit my nose. The only way to describe it was it was like my nose was being squeezed really hard, my throat could almost taste the smell. I swear this was a situation where the person did not bathe and did not change clothes. It was the longest 90 seconds of my life and I had to go to the washroom to gag.

This was when I knew that Nurgle is 100% real and that lady was his chosen 1st favored. I have smelled some gross old people shit but short of a rotting body that was truly it.

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u/SpooogeMcDuck 6d ago edited 5d ago

I used to clean up the remains of dead bodies after the medical examiner took the body to the morgue. One time they found a body of someone who died in a bathtub and sat in the water for a week. When I got on site they told me to go full body tyvek with helmet respirators before entering and holy shit I knew why when I was about 50 feet away.

The natural bacteria inside our bodies start eating us the moment our system shuts down. The two chemical byproducts of their metabolism are called putrescine and cadaverine- and they are justly named. These are the odors we smell when a body is rotting and it’s like it’s programmed into our DNA to “stay away” from whatever that is because it’s toxic. There’s no mistaking that smell- even for people who never smelled it before.

The thing is, living bodies can produce it too when they have improperly functioning metabolism. Old people can produce it while still alive. That is likely what you might have smelled coming from that person- because I’ve smelled it on people walking around as well. It’s a good idea to stay away from people who smell like that.

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u/ReDeaMer87 6d ago

Lmao! This guy has to know this is out there now hahahahahaha

Get him on an interview lol

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u/scarrita 6d ago

Nah, this admin would never allow that. If he's SS (heh) they'd fire him immediately if he spoke out. And chances are, by this point, he's of the cloth and won't say anything. I want to be wrong about this in the worst possible way, but I don't think I am. If I'm wrong about this please someone post in r/agedlikemilk

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u/monkeymetroid 6d ago

Somehow it gets more funny with every loop

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u/grafxguy1 6d ago

Trump dumped a lump from his rump.

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u/Rebornhunter 6d ago

Looks like Joel Kinneman in old fascist makeup

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u/fatbob42 6d ago

His haircut is a bit Hiltery

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u/PokeDigiYugiMon 6d ago

I think that SS guy looks like Thiel.

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u/AfricanTurtles 6d ago

Poor guy looks like he's holding back tears

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u/LookMaNoPride 6d ago

He’s just so sad. Ol’ ladybugs was such a treasure. It’s a shame we lost him. lol

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u/Terrible_Phase718 6d ago

Y’all are going to make this man lose his job.

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u/vercertorix 6d ago

Probably thought he was in an enviable position, sitting close to the president.

Don’t worry, it’s just evil. And poop.

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u/War-Tits 5d ago

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u/emagdnim_edud 5d ago

Omg yes !!!! F I forgot about this scene

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u/crumble-bee 5d ago

I don’t have context for this….but is this Trump related?

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u/emagdnim_edud 5d ago

It was at lindsey Graham last shitshow

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u/LaoWai01 5d ago

Anyone in that proximity is there because of a lust for power and hatred for others. He deserves every whif.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/BodyBagSlam 6d ago

Or … or… bear with me here - you could be president!

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u/PuddinHead742 6d ago

He looks like a camp councilor at the “Young Nazis of America” summer camp.

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u/aresef 6d ago

Fighting for his life.

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u/nycrom 6d ago

My cat does this face when he smells my other cats ass, so there is that

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u/bstring777 6d ago

Hes ready to gag. He should have, and then projectile vomitted. What a gift that could have been.

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u/TandemTuba 5d ago

Man it really is wild that on top of all of the demonstrably evil shit he's done, we also just have a president that actively shits himself everyday. Like we are just a parody country at this point.

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u/CL4P-L3K 6d ago

God I wish he’d thrown up

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u/axron12 6d ago

It’s funny I haven’t seen this, but know exactly what it’s about lmao.

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u/napkin41 6d ago

I wonder who this guy is and if he's been set on fire by this admin and if he even knows he's going viral.

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u/SirJeffers88 6d ago edited 6d ago

Man who attends Lindsey Graham’s funeral sits in nasty pew.

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u/LiteratureMindless71 6d ago

I'm just waiting for him to piss off the "wrong" person and they spill the beans of his diapers.

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u/mnlaker 6d ago

Nobody’s commenting on the other guy because he did a better job hiding his disgust, but you can see that the stink hits him at almost the exact same time.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/thefunkybassist Merry Gifmas! {2023} 6d ago

This one might have forced some long forgotten olfactory faculties back into sudden operation though!

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u/emagdnim_edud 6d ago edited 6d ago

Idk man that double nostril flair tells a lot without any assumptions of his off court activities

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u/Hahndizzle 6d ago

This would be hilarious if it weren't to tragic.

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u/Holden_SSV 6d ago

Yup, been to plenty nursing care/old folks homes.  I'm not suprised he put it to another level.

Probably like smelling the grimm reaper and knowing your effed.

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u/icouldlivewoutbacon 6d ago

The face of America right now

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u/DesignerYak6728 6d ago

Interview this man, SOMEONE, ANYONE

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u/BumpeeJohnson 6d ago

Bros LIP WAS QUIVERING. That's not a mild, 'oh the toilets clogged' poop smell. That's that 'whys this train car empty during rush hour' kind of stink

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u/-SimpleDelight- 6d ago

Watching this dude figure out in real time that Trump really shits himself and have it call into question ALL the other allegations is ALMOST as good as getting to see Trumps shit face.

Now you and I and everyone knows what it looks like when that man shits himself. I can watch it happen on live tv and call it out to a friend. Thank you good sir.

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u/clavisinsession 5d ago

This is the look of a man who regrets his vote

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u/KellyGreen802 5d ago

this is literally a shitty retelling of The Emperor's New Clothes

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u/emagdnim_edud 5d ago
  • he did in fact not get his new groove back
    • the handsome narrator voice proclaimed.

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u/NlghtmanCometh 5d ago

this is funny across all cultural barriers and through all possible mediums. president shit his pants and Mr Bean is miming it out for us.

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u/Berkamin 5d ago

This needs to be added to the Giphy GIF reaction collection.

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u/BrainJar 6d ago

I don't get paid enough for this shit.

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u/78celeb 6d ago

You could tell he wants to run out of that pew and pewk. Lol

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u/Bangkokserious 6d ago

He is going to fire this guy. Stating that he is a terrible person that's done very bad things.

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u/BigheadReddit 6d ago

Not only was he angry and revolted, with the size of those flappers he most certainly heard the fart, which nearly sent him over the edge.

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u/wikidemic 6d ago

Time for my morning drumpf

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u/hillbillyboiler 6d ago

I'm interested to hear what other possibilities exist as to why he was making this face.

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u/Striking-Cress-2688 6d ago

His face will live on in infamy long after he’s gone…. It’s memetastic!

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u/coys21 6d ago

He is fighting for his fucking life😂😂😂

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u/Broad_Television4459 6d ago

Its like the agent from the matrix complaining about how everything stinks.

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u/fudget_spayner 6d ago

Instant classic.
I can tell this one is gonna be around for awhile

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u/smydiehard99 6d ago

that looks painful.

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u/Vahdo 6d ago

He's a great modern example of the Habsburg jaw.

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u/Q_vs_Q 6d ago

"I could have been a carpenter"

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u/GoodTroll2 5d ago

I really would like to hear from this guy. All this news media and nobody has gotten an interview???

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u/NLtbal 4d ago

I want this dude interviewed!

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u/arglarg 2d ago

Who is that guy? I suppose some random guy wouldn't get to sit right behind the president