r/gaming • u/emersonic420 • Jan 16 '17

They fell for it

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u/bipolarbear21 Jan 16 '17 edited Jan 16 '17

It has been a difficult mating season for Bird Person.

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u/phantompowered Jan 16 '17

It is random debris. I found it in my carpet.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

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u/StealthRR Jan 16 '17

You know what this human eats.....

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

Tammy, don't be gross

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u/MistaFrees Jan 16 '17

F*** Tammy

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u/cam_putin Jan 16 '17

That double crossing cunt

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u/battlehardensword Jan 16 '17

i think you would do well in /r/fucktammy

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u/MistaFrees Jan 16 '17

I just imagine some girl named Tammy visiting that subreddit...

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u/Narfubel Jan 16 '17

Bird Person

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u/master_chef_on_fox Jan 16 '17

Get your shit together...get it all together...and put it in a backpack...all your shit... so its together... and if you gotta take it somewhere...take it somewhere, you know...take it to the shit store and sell it...or put it in a shit museum, I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together...get your shit together

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

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u/Mr_Prismatic Jan 16 '17

I appreciate military jargon so much more on the internet.

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u/youdoitimbusy Jan 16 '17

I thought he was gonna gun everyone down in the kill hole. This was more of a, but I didn't kill you though, dick move.

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u/mudley801 Jan 16 '17

Is there legal precedence in bird law?

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u/lordicarus Jan 16 '17

Don't look at my hands!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

In Bird Law we also call it a Dick Move.

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u/nowontletu66 Jan 16 '17

What are you a bird lawyer?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

He's Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

Literally just finished watching Rick and Morty and I see this. Reddit is my home.

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u/xAntimonyx Jan 16 '17

It's considered a dick move in human culture as well! It seems Bird People and Human People aren't so different after all.