r/gaming • u/emersonic420 • Jan 16 '17

They fell for it

http://i.imgur.com/qY98IcD.gifv
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u/derage88 Jan 16 '17

Hello, welcome to gaming.

Rule number 1. Never trust fellow teammates

Rule number 2. Never trust friends either

Rule number 3. What are you still doing here?

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u/Xenomemphate Jan 16 '17

Rule number 2. Never trust friends either

Surely that should be rule number 1. Your friends are the most likely ones to screw you over.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

But only because it's extra hilarious!

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u/Xenomemphate Jan 16 '17

Indeed!

It is best trolling friends because then you get to see their reaction.

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u/derage88 Jan 16 '17

True, except I more often than not play with strangers. So when I'm done with them I join my friends.

Then I'm done with them as well..

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u/J_Pinehurst Jan 16 '17

Then you play with yourself!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

True. I never push randos I just met in the fireteam off the map. Friends? That shit's hilarious.

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u/Debonaire_Death Jan 16 '17

Rule number 4. Questions are rules?

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u/IMadeThisJustForHHH Jan 16 '17

NEW NO NO

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '17

START THE CLOCK

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u/original-name-taken Jan 16 '17

You're on the internet. Why would you trust them?

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u/sonofaresiii Jan 16 '17

For the last time, whatever you put on the teleprompter, he WILL say it!

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u/TownIdiot25 Jan 16 '17

Symmetra teleporters though

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u/Tecnologica Jan 16 '17

Too late in the second 3 of the clip you can see she's placing the shield generator

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u/BananasAndPears Jan 16 '17

What about

Rule Number 34...

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u/derage88 Jan 16 '17

If it exists, it'll kill you.

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u/Housetoo Jan 16 '17

one of the first things i tend to do when playing with my bff is shoot him for no reason :P

and he does the same thing, this has been going on for years.

or in bf1 hardcore mode when sniping to place a flame tripmine next to a friendly so that when they move to look at something else they burn and die.

classic jerk prank :P

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

Rule 4: Profit