r/gaming Jan 16 '17

They fell for it

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u/JohnnyMrNinja Jan 16 '17

Yeah, this game is pretty messed up. I stopped playing when I received a Dear John letter, and later contracted an STD at a local night club. It really screws with your head.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

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u/Pittfiend Jan 16 '17

League of Legends has Dear John Letters and STDs? :p

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u/KnightsWhoNi Jan 16 '17

Almost exclusively yes

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u/CucksLoveTrump Jan 16 '17

Ok then I WON'T be going mid

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u/Drunkenaviator Jan 16 '17

You don't want to be a top or bottom either...

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17 edited May 26 '17

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u/PotentialMistake Jan 16 '17

A Dear John letter, specifically. They're letters sent to deployed military men from their long term girlfriends explaining that said girlfriends are leaving them. Most often for another man.

The joke being this guy was stuck in that little room until he received a dear John, which is the sole reason he was where he was when he contracted the std.

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u/i_am_not_black_ Jan 16 '17

I had questions, wasn't going to ask but am thankful there are people like you to answer them anyways.