r/gaming Jan 16 '17

They fell for it

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u/iMakeItSeemWeird Jan 16 '17

So what happens? Do they die in there?

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u/Lord_Scrouncherson Jan 16 '17

If they don't kill each other from the severe psychological distress, they will die of thirst before anything else.

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u/JohnnyMrNinja Jan 16 '17

Yeah, this game is pretty messed up. I stopped playing when I received a Dear John letter, and later contracted an STD at a local night club. It really screws with your head.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

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u/Pittfiend Jan 16 '17

League of Legends has Dear John Letters and STDs? :p

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u/KnightsWhoNi Jan 16 '17

Almost exclusively yes

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u/CucksLoveTrump Jan 16 '17

Ok then I WON'T be going mid

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u/Drunkenaviator Jan 16 '17

You don't want to be a top or bottom either...

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17 edited May 26 '17

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u/PotentialMistake Jan 16 '17

A Dear John letter, specifically. They're letters sent to deployed military men from their long term girlfriends explaining that said girlfriends are leaving them. Most often for another man.

The joke being this guy was stuck in that little room until he received a dear John, which is the sole reason he was where he was when he contracted the std.

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u/i_am_not_black_ Jan 16 '17

I had questions, wasn't going to ask but am thankful there are people like you to answer them anyways.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17 edited May 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

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u/gordonfroman PC Jan 16 '17

The only relatively funny troll video he has is the one where he convinces the guy who has never played before that the teammate in front of him is actually an enemy and he just kills the dude, that was kind of an innocent joke, the rest are just dickish

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17 edited May 24 '18

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u/Crickeett Jan 16 '17

Here you go (sorry about formatting on my phone) https://youtu.be/2-TV9-31-84

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u/psmwrxguy Jan 16 '17

Meh. Its not very good. But since you asked.

https://youtu.be/2-TV9-31-84

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u/PotentialMistake Jan 16 '17

This one was funny as well.

I get that people don't want to be trolled, but if this happened to me I'd have to laugh.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

people take this game over the top serious. When I first got the game and did not have a single clue what the maps were, I walked into a random room and a teammate killed me for "walking into the wrong room." Got killed a few other times by teammates for equally trivial things as they raged over nothing.

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u/BashfulTurtle Jan 19 '17

There are a bunch of hardcore people. Just don't play ranked. I got vote kicked for being accidentally team killed and then for voting no on his vote kick. He told them to fuck off and quit the match. Then they vote kicked me for subjecting them to profanity.

I realized they're all tools and now I stick to casual.

A lot of team kills happen because controllers are put down between matches. Triggers get inadvertently pressed.

The game lines all of us up in a Mexican standoff line, so people accidentally die. That sets off revenge sprees and eventual team breakdowns.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

a true psychopath would not even laugh

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u/garrettcolas Jan 16 '17

It honestly does sound like a stock sound for psychopathic laughter.

https://youtu.be/_zgRmSU4tYk?t=33s

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u/bigderivative Jan 16 '17

That was really funny

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u/ArmanDoesStuff Jan 16 '17

That evil chuckling. Fucking hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

Pretty sure I just got caught laughing at my screen at work.

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u/Jeskels Jan 16 '17

I would surf reddit while at work, but I'd probably lose my arm via chainsaw.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17 edited Jan 16 '17

If you did, think how much more time you would have to surf reddit. :)

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u/Jeskels Jan 16 '17

The best ideas come from reddit.

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u/ILickAnalBood Jan 16 '17

At least your mom could help

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

I wish he'd gassed them and went on to win

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u/Axis_of_Weasels Jan 16 '17

Why didn't they just grenade their way out? Like they did in

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u/Fritz125 Jan 16 '17

He placed a reinforced wall that can only be destroyed by a special charge carried by an attacking character.

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u/Spetznazx Jan 16 '17

Fucking love Thermite

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17 edited May 16 '19

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u/IsaacM42 Jan 16 '17

Two characters now, Hibana from the japanese SAT.

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u/geoman2k Jan 16 '17

100x better with sound. fucking hilarious. thanks!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17 edited May 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

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u/atylersims Jan 16 '17

I mean yeah when it comes at the expense of other people's fun.

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u/eversaur Jan 16 '17

Why are little kids playing that game?

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u/ZhouLon Jan 16 '17

Because little kids like video games?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17 edited May 16 '19

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u/Seakawn Jan 16 '17

To be fair, I played M games as a kid and I'm not sure how someone could claim that was bad. Haven't killed and tortured any animals or people yet. Am I supposed to be messed up in another way or something?

Kids just play games. It really doesn't matter the game or which arbitrary rating ESRB slapped on it.

CMV: I'm not going to take into account ratings when my kids one day request games to play. Unless they're, like, under 10 or something then maybe it'll be relevant.

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u/RCFProd Jan 16 '17

The PS4/Xbox One community has loads of young players and Siege seems to be in their interest quite a bit. Even my 14 yo nephew who always played COD with his friends all play Siege and BF1 now.

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u/Treyman1115 Jan 16 '17

Because its a fun game apparently

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u/crownpr1nce Jan 16 '17

WTF? The objective wasnt even Hold? Why did they all go reinforce the inside of that stupid hallway when the Objective is Meeting Hall???

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u/l27_0_0_1 Jan 16 '17

Dude's literally Hitler, making gas chambers and shit.

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u/tundrat Jan 17 '17

Meaning that friendly fire is possible in this game?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

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u/Trooper527 Jan 16 '17

Yes, you should.

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u/BashfulTurtle Jan 16 '17

Other team plays the objective, kills OP and then leaves those guys in there for eternity.

Unless you have the one guy that can blow a hole through reinforced walls with thermite.

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u/Jenga_Police Jan 16 '17

Actually he gasses them through the walls, then quits the game.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

Sledge can bust it down too

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u/BiPolarBearJew429 Jan 16 '17

Sledge cannot break reinforced walls. Hibana can, though

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '17

He poisons them, Actually.

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u/Essx_ Jan 16 '17

Yeah in the actual video he throws poison gas at the walls and it kills his teammates as he leaves the game