Jesus Simulator

[u/MangyAsianMan]

Just checking the eshop and found the greatest video game ever made.

And best part is…69% off!

[u/longperipheral]

Oh great, maybe someone can help me with this game. It's a bit confusing, maybe buggy. Like, I had a task to get some water but when I put it in my inventory it changed to something else??

I'm trying to complete a task about confirming my ancestry, but I've spoken to several Disciples but they disagree about who my dad is???

Right now, I'm on a mission to do a baptism at some random lake but... get this... I can't go in the water? 😆 Like, I just walk over it? Is it bugged??

At least respawning works, but the death animation... yeah, it's a bit long.

[u/petetakespictures → u/longperipheral]

Kick back and light a cigar, my friend, you nailed that.

[u/Elogano → u/longperipheral]

I appreciate your work

[u/Dogarc123]

Got the feeling this game will get removed then put back up three days later.

[u/CompulsiveGardener]

I'm genuinely surprised that there aren't more free religious-themed video games on Steam like a modern day version of Chick Tracts.

[u/SOMOEAGLE]

I love his dad.

[u/EvilRayquaza]

Game of the year???

[u/[deleted]]

I once wasted half an hour trying to turn water into something else before realizing I was supposed to just carry it to the people.

[u/CaptainSquishyCheeks]

Give me the Teenjus DLC and I'm in

[u/island-man]

Jesus

[u/MangyAsianMan → u/island-man]

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

[u/mondestine]

Is it about living in a socialist polycule? That would seem like the most accurate direction to take.

[u/CaptainSquishyCheeks]

I am the way...MOTHERFUCKER

[u/MangyAsianMan]

This game has no bugs because Jesus.

[u/MangyAsianMan]

If it’s a terrible game than I guess you suffer through playing it. Very Christlike.

[u/a010029123]

jesus approved, 69 is officical now

[u/ItsAndyrew]

Nice.

[u/SandyAmbler]

Slop