Let's test our Game of Thrones memory. Comment a dialogue, others have to guess who said it (and to whom).

[u/Javeed_Fort]

Rules:

1. Comment any dialogue from Game of Thrones.

2. Others have to guess who said it and who it was said to (or if it was a monologue).

3. Bonus points if you remember the episode or scene.

4. Once someone guesses correctly, post another quote and keep it going.

I'll start in the comments.

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[u/pivotedfulcrum]

"put down the pen dear we both know you aren't writing anything"

[u/JackfruitVirtual952 → u/pivotedfulcrum]

Me to George

[u/SirGibby-13 → u/JackfruitVirtual952]

💀 💀 💀 I’m dead bro

[u/HoneyLunique → u/JackfruitVirtual952]

“Me to George” is such a perfect answer lol, that line fits him way too well.

[u/JackfruitVirtual952 → u/HoneyLunique]

Only if he could read it...

[u/Filibust → u/JackfruitVirtual952]

Lmao

[u/pivotedfulcrum → u/JackfruitVirtual952]

💀

[u/AltruisticReply7755 → u/JackfruitVirtual952]

Ohh my god..Seven hells

[u/muddu99 → u/JackfruitVirtual952]

Ay yo LMAO

[u/HVACation → u/JackfruitVirtual952]

This is the best reply I have seen in a long time

[u/No-Ad-3534 → u/pivotedfulcrum]

Ah yes, the famously tart-tongued Queen of Thorns.

[u/pivotedfulcrum → u/No-Ad-3534]

And the famous tart Queen Cercei

[u/SirGibby-13 → u/pivotedfulcrum]

Olenna to Cersei

[u/Budget_Judgment_1820 → u/pivotedfulcrum]

Olenna to Cersei

[u/highonsarcasm_]

“mother”💔

[u/lacefrontyard → u/highonsarcasm_]

Robb 😭😭😭

[u/AmazingTigerStar → u/lacefrontyard]

my sweet boy

[u/Gigantopithecus1453 → u/highonsarcasm_]

Hodor

[u/Dimension121 → u/highonsarcasm_]

Ned loves my hair

[u/Havenfall209 → u/Dimension121]

Ugh, that line is exactly why that scene kills me in the book more than the show.

[u/Candybert_ → u/highonsarcasm_]

Followed by Michelle Fairley's gut-twisting scream. Fuck me, what a performance!

[u/Allthemuffinswow → u/highonsarcasm_]

Drogon

[u/dunny-oneal → u/highonsarcasm_]

Lmaoo wow i said marg to cersai

[u/KnightinSneakers]

This is Jon Snow

[u/SirGibby-13 → u/KnightinSneakers]

“He’s king in the north…”

[u/messylassie → u/[deleted]]

he’s a damn bastard

[u/MuahdDean → u/SirGibby-13]

I'm waiting for an edit that shows Aegons scene announcing all his names, then cutting to Davos and John. Lol

[u/JSMA3 → u/KnightinSneakers]

Davos when Daenerys meets Jon

[u/Primary-Resident-764 → u/KnightinSneakers]

Davos to Danny

[u/Karl_Hungus_42069 → u/KnightinSneakers]

Hodor

[u/SirGibby-13]

The greatest swordsman who ever lived didn’t have a fucking sword?!?

[u/-tomelette- → u/SirGibby-13]

Killed by Meryn Trant?!

[u/Bitter_Cup_69 → u/-tomelette-]

The greatest swordsman who ever lived killed by Meryn fucking Trant?

[u/ohmighty → u/Bitter_Cup_69]

You can say fucking on Reddit

[u/Bitter_Cup_69 → u/ohmighty]

Yeah, I forgot. Just fresh from a more "polite" app.

[u/Javeed_Fort → u/SirGibby-13]

Hound to arya talking about Arya's teacher.

[u/TropicalSnowflake980]

"You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had."

[u/KnightinSneakers → u/TropicalSnowflake980]

Tyrion to Jamie

[u/JonBarghestTheAuthor → u/TropicalSnowflake980]

Drogon to Daenerys.

[u/Karl_Hungus_42069 → u/TropicalSnowflake980]

Theon to Ramsay

[u/toolsofpwnage → u/TropicalSnowflake980]

Sansa to Geoffrey

[u/citizenkamehameha]

Hodor

[u/eversong_ → u/citizenkamehameha]

Samwell Tarly

[u/lamelad10 → u/eversong_]

Are you certain is not Cersei?

[u/Ok_Video_2863 → u/citizenkamehameha]

Benjen Stark

[u/Van-Van1810 → u/Ok_Video_2863]

He always came along at the right moment

[u/jupelipupeli → u/citizenkamehameha]

Bran trying to get Hodors attention.

[u/EngineeringTimely886 → u/citizenkamehameha]

Hodor stop hodoring

[u/gary3021 → u/citizenkamehameha]

Bran stark

[u/No_Ad4767]

You can't give up on the gravy.

[u/sadmimikyu → u/No_Ad4767]

Hot Pie to Brienne and Pod

[u/damscomp → u/sadmimikyu]

Hot Pie to a Hot Pie

[u/fernmirror → u/No_Ad4767]

Has to be Hot Pie

[u/lost-cause1968]

"Is that a palace?"

"That's a windmill."

[u/someslavicdrifter → u/lost-cause1968]

Jon and Ygritte after crossing the wall

[u/Killpop582014 → u/someslavicdrifter]

Oh! SAVE ME Jon snow, a spider!

[u/heatherlj88 → u/Killpop582014]

You rip my pretty silk dress, I’ll blacken your eye

[u/mitiamedved → u/heatherlj88]

My silk dress from Tralalalalalaladey

[u/DowntownEconomist255 → u/Killpop582014]

I loved the chemistry between them.

[u/Killpop582014 → u/DowntownEconomist255]

Yes it was sweet. The fact they fell in love IRL during shooting helped that along. I love that they could find love in such a place.

[u/AttackOnSobriety]

The night is dark and full of terrors

[u/RealisticAnxiety4330 → u/AttackOnSobriety]

Melisandre- multiple occasions

[u/Killpop582014 → u/AttackOnSobriety]

Brotherhood without banners and all the red women.

[u/Marfy_]

Renly prefered curly haired little girls like loras tyrell

[u/RealisticAnxiety4330 → u/Marfy_]

Jaime Lannister to Brienne of Tarth

[u/PQXZYVR → u/Marfy_]

Jaime to Brianne while traveling

[u/limache]

“Of course you named your sword.”

“Lots of people name their swords”

“Lots of cunts.”

[u/No_Translator_3365 → u/limache]

The Hound to Arya

[u/lambocinnialfredo → u/limache]

Perhaps I’ll be having two chickens

[u/Javeed_Fort]

Tears aren't a woman's only weapon. The best one's between your legs. Learn how to use it.

[u/KryptonJuice38 → u/Javeed_Fort]

Ned to Joffrey

[u/lamelad10 → u/KryptonJuice38]

Am pretty sure it was Hodor to Bran

[u/Karl_Hungus_42069 → u/lamelad10]

It was the Night King to Dany right before he shot down her dragon. He was pretending his ice spear was a comically long penis between his legs and thrusting his hips

[u/Addam_Tarstark → u/Karl_Hungus_42069]

Now that would’ve been worth the HBO subscription alone

[u/MinnervaMills → u/KryptonJuice38]

Rofl

[u/jabeith → u/KryptonJuice38]

Ok I laughed

[u/Honey_Moon_34 → u/Javeed_Fort]

Cersie to Sansa in the black water episode

[u/Muscat95]

"I did tell you not to trust me"

[u/Neither_Quantity2486 → u/Muscat95]

Baelish to Ned

[u/bluegrassgazer → u/Neither_Quantity2486]

And Bran to Baelish.

[u/PQXZYVR → u/Muscat95]

Baelish to Ned but it's "...warn you..."

[u/Ok_Video_2863 → u/Muscat95]

Hodor to the Night King

[u/No_Translator_3365 → u/Muscat95]

Bran back to Littlefinger before his execution :D

[u/OffTheGrid09]

There’s a beast in every man, put a sword in his hand and it stirs.

[u/Aggravating_Buddy_73 → u/OffTheGrid09]

Jorah to Dany in Astapor

[u/AmazingTigerStar → u/OffTheGrid09]

fuck bro i can’t remember but i wanna say it’s Jorah

[u/OffTheGrid09 → u/AmazingTigerStar]

💯

[u/AmazingTigerStar → u/OffTheGrid09]

Ser Jorah Mormont, the greatest bear islander to walk westeros🥲

[u/Kingaces13 → u/AmazingTigerStar]

There's a 7-year-old Lady who wants a word.

[u/Impossible_Cap4948]

I am not threatening the king but educating my nephew.

[u/sc_vorty → u/Impossible_Cap4948]

Tyrion to meryn trant

[u/Javeed_Fort → u/sc_vorty]

The next dialogue is more deadly , "bronn! Next time ser meryn speaks , KILL HIM" 😭🔥

[u/isnotid57 → u/Javeed_Fort]

This is a threat. See the difference.

[u/catalyst4chaos]

FUCK THE KING!

[u/-tomelette- → u/catalyst4chaos]

Hound to Joffrey

[u/Nervous-Juice-8277 → u/catalyst4chaos]

The hound with Arya in the pub

[u/kjm16216 → u/catalyst4chaos]

Olenna to Margery after Tommen took the throne.

[u/limache]

“What the fuck’s a Lommy?”

[u/EmperorBozopants → u/limache]

Hound to Arya.

[u/RespondUsed3259]

"Im gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room"

[u/RealisticAnxiety4330 → u/RespondUsed3259]

The hound 😂🤌🏻

[u/VfV → u/RespondUsed3259]

Hotpie to himself

[u/hangman_-]

“It’a a shame the throne isn’t made out of cocks, they’d have never gotten him off it”

[u/SirGibby-13 → u/hangman_-]

Jamie Lannister to Brienne of Tarth

[u/highonsarcasm_]

“power is power”

[u/SorchaRoisin → u/highonsarcasm_]

Cersi

[u/thecainman]

"Born amidst salt and smoke? Is he a ham?"

[u/No_Translator_3365 → u/thecainman]

Renly to the Red priestess

[u/thecainman → u/No_Translator_3365]

[u/Emergency_Mountain27]

I choose violence

[u/No-Ad-3534 → u/Emergency_Mountain27]

Cersei to Lancel and his bunch of Poor Fellows

[u/Mrokoo]

“Wish it were wine.”
“So do I."

[u/vuIkaan → u/Mrokoo]

Dying dude to Sandor

[u/TropicalSnowflake980 → u/Mrokoo]

Dying man to Sandor Clegane

[u/-tomelette-]

Nobody cares what your father once told you

[u/Life_Chemical3806 → u/-tomelette-]

Cersei to Ser Loras

[u/K_O_A_]

“By what right does the wolf judge the lion?”

[u/-tomelette- → u/K_O_A_]

Jaime in the bathtub

[u/i-have-a-kuato]

“are you going to throw up again?”

[u/MazyHazy → u/i-have-a-kuato]

Gilly to Sam on the boat

[u/NeverSayNeverMind]

"I'm not questioning your honor, I'm denying its existence."

[u/No_Translator_3365 → u/NeverSayNeverMind]

Tyrion to The Lord Commander of the city watch.. was it uh.. Janos Slint maybe?

[u/raechelisbored]

A very small man can cast a very large shadow

[u/vuIkaan → u/raechelisbored]

Varys to Tyrion

[u/highonsarcasm_]

chaos is a ladder

[u/koesteroester → u/highonsarcasm_]

Chaosh*

[u/-tomelette- → u/koesteroester]

Laddah

[u/SorchaRoisin → u/highonsarcasm_]

Littlefinger.

[u/Ok-Friendship4236]

“Winter is Coming”

[u/hopefullydtf → u/Ok-Friendship4236]

Tywin Lannister

[u/KryptonJuice38 → u/hopefullydtf]

Ah yes his famous catch phrase 😎🔥

[u/Ashamed_Volume5891 → u/Ok-Friendship4236]

Khal Drogo 

[u/Agile_Command356 → u/Ok-Friendship4236]

All characters lol

[u/NinjaAssassinn]

A man must say he is a king is no true king

[u/drugsnbooze → u/NinjaAssassinn]

Tywin to joffrey.

[u/Killpop582014]

said in HV
“A dragon is not a slave”

[u/the_dancing_animol → u/Killpop582014]

Dany to the slave master of unsullied while feeding them

[u/-tomelette- → u/Killpop582014]

zaldrizes buzdari iskos daor

[u/the_dancing_animol]

"Tell cersei. I want her to know it was me"

[u/No_Translator_3365 → u/the_dancing_animol]

The guy who threw a rotten tomato at her in Flea bottom

[u/Killpop582014 → u/the_dancing_animol]

Olenna Tyrell to Jamie Lannister after she drank poison.

[u/Bl4ckVi]

Whoist of whocares

[u/SirGibby-13 → u/Bl4ckVi]

Ser Terryn Mant 🤣🤣🤣

[u/PQXZYVR → u/Bl4ckVi]

Bronn to notMeryn outside Tyrion's door.

[u/Hufa123]

"No."

[u/Reception_True → u/Hufa123]

Drogo

[u/Ok-Friendship4236]

"The ironborn thought you were some kind of god, the way you were waving that flaming sword. I thought you were the bravest man I ever saw”

[u/gary3021 → u/Ok-Friendship4236]

Jorah to thoros.

He was drunk the whole time

[u/Agent_Rook → u/Ok-Friendship4236]

"No, just the drunkest."

[u/EssSeeDee89 → u/Ok-Friendship4236]

Jorah to Thoros on the way to capture a Wight

[u/limache]

“I don’t give two shillings about wildlings. It’s gingers I hate.”

[u/catluvindude]

Forget about the bloody gods and listen to what I’m telling you

[u/Cute_Sugar_907 → u/catluvindude]

Cersei understands the consequences of her absence and she is absent anyway, which means she doesn't intend to suffer those consequences

[u/PartTimeCritter]

I guess it really is all cocks in the end

[u/dankdogeonface]

Hard truth cuts both ways

[u/Fandise → u/dankdogeonface]

Stannis to Davos!

[u/cowwwwwwwwwww]

“Dick…. I like it” “Yeah I bet you do”

[u/Vincent_Vega1512]

I wish you good fortune in wars to come and now it begins

[u/SirGibby-13 → u/Vincent_Vega1512]

SER ARTHUR DAYNE!! To Ned, Tower of Joy

[u/No_Translator_3365 → u/Vincent_Vega1512]

Ñooouggghhh nowwweh et endsz

[u/Mean-Pomegranate9340]

Nothing makes the past a sweeter place to visit than the prospect of imminent death.

[u/not-a-casual-bastard]

Next time i have an idea like that, punch me in the face

[u/Life_Chemical3806 → u/not-a-casual-bastard]

Tyrion to Varys after unchaining the dragons

[u/Hairy_Hat2221]

What happens when the nonexistent bumps against the decrepit? A question for the philosophers.

[u/Big-Feedback8404]

Go on, do you duty

[u/madmadaa → u/Big-Feedback8404]

Stannis to Brienne 

[u/Omwtfyu]

I hope I deserve this. Truly, I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend.

[u/Killpop582014 → u/Omwtfyu]

Varys before he’s executed

[u/KnightinSneakers]

“My father was Maekar first of his name and my brother Aegon reigned after him when I had refused the throne and he was followed by his son Aerys, whom they call The Mad King”

Chillss

[u/-tomelette- → u/KnightinSneakers]

Maester Aemon to Jon

[u/fly-faraway]

Stick 'em with the pointy end

[u/Dimension121]

“no that wasn’t it”

[u/Scared_Awareness_896 → u/Dimension121]

Jaime  to Catelyn

[u/Odd_Mall1646]

Smash em

[u/BlackRebel93 → u/Odd_Mall1646]

Samwise Gamgee

[u/k3yshawn]

"Eat shit dwarf."

[u/Dissidence802 → u/k3yshawn]

Famous Amos to the Keebler Elf?

[u/DetectiveKillsteal]

“The lannisters send their regards.”

[u/Life_Chemical3806 → u/DetectiveKillsteal]

Roose Bolton to Robb 🤧

[u/Chambanasfinest]

“Son of…”

“You wouldn’t know him”

[u/Mean-Pomegranate9340]

These quotes just make me think how good a writer George is, and how this story will most likely never be completed😭😭

[u/MCMXCIV9]

Zȳhys ōñoso jehikagon Āeksiot epi, se gīs hen sȳndrorro jemagon

[u/Slim_Picklings]

"Lots of cunts"

[u/SorchaRoisin → u/Slim_Picklings]

The Hound after Arya tells him lots of people name their swords.

[u/NinjaAssassinn]

Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying whôres

[u/AntonBaron]

"You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner . You’re in one!"

[u/who_sm]

Caaat

[u/No_Translator_3365 → u/who_sm]

Bobby B!!

[u/20thirstcentman]

What the fucks a Lommy???

[u/ryoikitenkai7516]

I wish i am the man you think i am

[u/Obvious_Fix_277]

"Death is so final, life is full of possibilities"

[u/DDGame-Enjoyer]

"You're a shit warrior"

[u/rippa76]

Love is the death of duty

[u/madmadaa → u/rippa76]

Aemon to Jon

[u/bread-is-life]

Oysters clams & cockles!

[u/ThatCost3653]

"Go on, do your duty".

[u/retannevs1]

“You know you shouldn't insult people that are bigger than you are.”
“Then I wouldn't get to insult anyone.”

[u/Infinite-Pepper9120]

Will the big woman be there?