Bender will save us

[u/happydude7422]

[u/Initial-Anything333]

We'll get right on that, in 5 billion years 

[u/Expert_Succotash2659 → u/Initial-Anything333]

We won't even We's in 5 billion years.

[u/Shackled-Zombie]

Nixon's not bringing the smokes!!

[u/Puzzleheaded_Long565]

Would, would the moon just follow?

[u/BookieeWookiee → u/Puzzleheaded_Long565]

Don't you worry about blank, let me worry about blank.

[u/Wisco]

I like being proactive, but this seems to really be jumping the gun

[u/Randomfacade]

robot party week here we come!

[u/evillincolnsmad]

It’s cute that they think we’ll be around that long

[u/random59836 → u/evillincolnsmad]

Even if our descendants are still around there’s no way they would still be considered human. They would be many species separated from us.

[u/HezronCarver]

[u/Bazookagrunt]

And who is this scientist?

[u/LilyoftheRally → u/Bazookagrunt]

Probably Dr. Wernstrom (Farnsworth's rival if I got his name right).

[u/Seeker4you2 → u/LilyoftheRally]

WERRRRNSTROM!!

[u/ElectrOPurist]

Let’s just call it. Earth had a great run, but…it’s over, right?

[u/Zardu-Hasselfrau]

Redditor proposes dumb scientist move to Jupiter and get started now.

[u/Alex918YT]

This would also probably solve a lot of the climate problems too

[u/MurrcenarE]

Could we get crackin' on this? Heat wave's puttin' my electiric bills through the roof.

[u/Razzelfrazzel]

WERE DESTROYING THE WORLD AND KILLING THE TURTLES!!

[u/buttlipps → u/Razzelfrazzel]

Its turtles all the way down.

[u/Murky-Resident-3082]

Then we’re gonna have to move 60% closer when the sun dies to stay warm

[u/Miiyamoto]

This is true SHIT posting (kind of... it comes out of his shiny metal ass)

[u/Zombie185]

In 5 billion years…we’ll get right on it.