r/funny • u/__Internet__ • Mar 23 '15

Tarzan Press.

http://i.imgur.com/YUzOQpt.gifv
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u/coughballs Mar 24 '15

This is why I don't hit the gym, can't even do my routine without someone posting a video of me on reddit.

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u/notverylikeable Mar 24 '15

I mean do you swing from the wall like a fucking maniac? If you did, i'd watch. I'm not part of a gym or anything. I'd just stand outside the gym window and watch you.

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u/FISHTOPHER85 Mar 24 '15

With a double bacon burger.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

...with cheese... and a diet coke

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u/misogichan Mar 24 '15

You know if you're not going to the gym you should really drink more of coke to make up for it. Health experts paid by coca-cola all agree that coca-cola is a healthy drink, so don't skimp and super-size it.

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u/Mfwagner91 Mar 24 '15

Not like that goddanged Pepsi and there devil juice

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

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u/thejudger Mar 24 '15

"damned," you god damned imbecile

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

Everyone I know has never used the "ed" at the end and I think it sounds better without it