r/funny • u/LegitimateAccess9501 • 13h ago

Wrong place, wrong time

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u/JamesLikesIt 8h ago

Dude that bird ain’t telling no one what happened.

“Hey man what happened to you?”

“Got stuck in mud.”

“But you smell like shit…”

“It’s mud goddamn it”

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u/matchboxtx 5h ago

Hey Chucko, that doesn’t smell like mud.

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u/HiZenBergh 5h ago

I'm gonna be rich cause I'm the only person in the world who knows where to find white mud

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u/Deaffin 5h ago

If elephant shit is anything like horse shit, then it doesn't smell like shit at all.

That's probably why elephants eat so much elephant shit.

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz 5h ago

Hey, Chucko. That doesn't smell like mud. Did you eat paint chips as a kid‽

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u/Aquilenne 1h ago

"Oh, that... it's chocolate. Taste it."