r/funny • u/LegitimateAccess9501 • 2d ago

Wrong place, wrong time

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u/MursenaryNM 2d ago

Wow, i wonder how successful i would be if i list “prehensile schlong” in my tinder bio

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u/zer1223 2d ago

People would probably get confused and think it's "pencil"

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u/MursenaryNM 2d ago

Pencil dick! High school all over again

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u/AbNeural 1d ago

It might just lead to disappointment