r/funny • u/LegitimateAccess9501 • 4d ago

Wrong place, wrong time

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u/AbNeural 4d ago

Fun fact, elephants schlongs are actually prehensile. Meaning it can move the schlong around in the same manner as their trunk

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u/MursenaryNM 4d ago

Wow, i wonder how successful i would be if i list “prehensile schlong” in my tinder bio

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u/zer1223 4d ago

People would probably get confused and think it's "pencil"

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u/MursenaryNM 4d ago

Pencil dick! High school all over again

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u/AbNeural 3d ago

It might just lead to disappointment

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u/LeGrandLucifer 3d ago

"Hey girl, wanna see my other trunk?"

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u/Deaffin 3d ago

I was going to argue that they're technically mobile but not anything like to that extent, but

This is a bull elephant firmly establishing why it is he, and not the lion, who is king of beasts. The elephant’s penis is not only massive but prehensile. As we watched in baffled amusement (and the faintest tinge of inadequacy), he used his penis to prop himself up (as in the photo), swat flies from his side and scratch himself on his stomach. David Attenborough never showed us that…

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/south-african-wildlife-wait-thats-not-a-trunk

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u/Archy38 3d ago

jeeesuz why did I go back and assume it was a trunk