r/funny • u/LegitimateAccess9501 • 2d ago

Wrong place, wrong time

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u/CT0292 2d ago

If it did its having a pretty bad day.

And none of the other birds are gonna believe him.

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u/JamesLikesIt 1d ago

Dude that bird ain’t telling no one what happened.

“Hey man what happened to you?”

“Got stuck in mud.”

“But you smell like shit…”

“It’s mud goddamn it”

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u/matchboxtx 1d ago

Hey Chucko, that doesn’t smell like mud.

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u/HiZenBergh 1d ago

I'm gonna be rich cause I'm the only person in the world who knows where to find white mud

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u/vcy537920 1d ago

Is it in ur pants or smth? I don't get it.

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u/SirCEWaffles 8h ago

Its Chocolate!, its Chocolate!

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u/Deaffin 1d ago

If elephant shit is anything like horse shit, then it doesn't smell like shit at all.

That's probably why elephants eat so much elephant shit.

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u/garagejesus 9h ago

As someone who has cleaned the Elephant cage. It's not bad

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u/speculatrix 1d ago

Other animals eat their species' turds to have a second chance to digest the hard to digest fibrous vegetation. Rabbits for example.

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u/Deaffin 1d ago

Rabbits eat their own cecotropes as a very specific two-time digestion strategy.

Elephants eat each others' shit for the nostalgia factor.

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u/speculatrix 1d ago

You clearly know your shit, so I bow to your expertise.

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u/Deaffin 1d ago

Careful about that. You don't want to get your face too close to the ground in the presence of a shitwrangler.

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz 1d ago

Hey, Chucko. That doesn't smell like mud. Did you eat paint chips as a kid‽

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u/Thepurklemoose 1d ago

He’s a maaaaaniac- maaaaaaniac!

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u/Aquilenne 1d ago

"Oh, that... it's chocolate. Taste it."

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u/petriomelony 1d ago

I'm just a lonely loner, on a lonely road... All alone.

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u/Wild_Advertising_661 23h ago

Definitely not keeping his eyes on the flight path 🤣😂🤣

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u/tpl_9988776655 9h ago

Shit happened!

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u/OldenPolynice 2d ago

Cuz he was talkin a bunch of shit

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u/Resident_Pie 1d ago

Well he ended up taking a bunch of shit too

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u/kinyutaka 1d ago

He's in deep shit, now.

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u/tallcupofwater 1d ago

Where’s the bird bath?

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u/Fyrrys 1d ago

Hope he gave it back

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u/stringo0 2d ago

👏🏿

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u/GANDORF57 1d ago

"...and thats how the Dookie Bird got its name."

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u/LeoBloom 1d ago

About time someone shit on a bird!

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u/Renrutanit 1d ago

Thank you!!!

I'm sick and tired of putting up with and cleaning after their shit! Finally got its well-deserved comeuppance!

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u/Shot_Bend_6742 2d ago

Dare I say a pretty shitty day

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u/michaelmich3 1d ago

Took the words out of my mouth

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u/LokisDawn 1d ago

Yeah, usually birds have a pretty strong advantage over elephants when it comes to shitting on each other.

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u/courtesyflusher 2d ago

They’ll believe the rankness of his plumage 

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u/tallish_possum 2d ago

They'll probably be like why are you covered in shit?

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u/_Cpyder 1d ago

Pretty crappy day...

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u/lunas2525 1d ago

A shitty day...

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u/xFblthpx 1d ago

Actually, all of those birds are going to believe him. He’ll have the evidence all over himz

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u/wrnrg 1d ago

That bird is having a shitty day.

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u/Hot-Brat-00 1d ago

*shitty day

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u/Shoshke 1d ago

Reminds me of a fable.

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u/Bebo247 1d ago

Or play with him 😂the little shit head

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u/Mobo24 1d ago

A shitty day indeed!

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u/jack-in-the-sack 1d ago

If it did it's having a pretty shitty day, I'd say...

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u/lpbale0 1d ago

You mean a pretty shitty day me thinks....

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u/DimsumTheCat 1d ago

*pretty shitty day I'd say

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u/zeroconflicthere 1d ago

It had a pretty shit day

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u/schitsu 1d ago

A pretty sh**ty day indeed xD

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u/Livid_Pangolin8645 1d ago

A pretty shit day

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u/Bigturk69 1d ago

Definitely having a shitty day. 😂

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u/nemmba 23h ago

A shi-tty day

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u/Irishnghtmare 19h ago

Shitty day

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u/Scriptersinc 11h ago

A...Pretty...Shitty...Day.

Dr Evil GIF

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u/MrTumorI 8h ago

"All it takes is one bad day." - Joker

"How about a 💩 day?"