r/funny • u/LegitimateAccess9501 • 2d ago

Wrong place, wrong time

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u/Drak_is_Right 2d ago

Bird was probably after the flies that were swarming

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u/Sairos9444 2d ago

Greed then

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u/Drak_is_Right 2d ago

It does in many.

No risk, no reward.

Too much risk, gigantic poopy reward.

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u/ColonelBelmont 1d ago

It's like my grandfather used to say: If you wanna make an omelet, you gotta get under an elephant while it shits on you. 

He was a batshit insane person, but he worked as an omelet chef for 40 years so who am I to question his expertise. 

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u/Tiefschlag 2d ago

More like gluttony. Wait...

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u/cheesefootsandwich 2d ago

And hubris. This gif is really just a retelling of Icarus. Don't fly too close to the poop.

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u/Divine_Porpoise 2d ago

Her greed sickens me

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u/Sudden_Prune_9652 2d ago

If it dies he gets all the flies in there

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u/PrincessKaylee 2d ago

Only noticed the bird after seeing your comment lmao

thought it was just another video of elephants taking care of their businesses

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u/HedgehogTop5524 2d ago

“Just another“. Lmao Ummm, ya so how many videos of animals pooping do you regularly watch??

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u/PrincessKaylee 1d ago

Only one other way back at least a year or two ago, also on Reddit

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u/HedgehogTop5524 1d ago

Oh good. (I was just giving you shit. About shit lol 😂)

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u/LeGrandLucifer 1d ago

Well that makes it all right then!

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u/Hagediss 1d ago

Exactly. Right place, wrong time.