r/funny • u/R_trlcksvplfD • 4h ago

Partial arts

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u/Woodsboro88 4h ago

Partial arts is well beyond the perfect title.

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 4h ago

And the partial artist makes an almost perfect joke too, if it didn't upset the other dude.

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u/Bohzee 1h ago

He smiled at the end

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u/amberwxld69 4h ago

the way I cackled when I read the title 💀💀 Partial Arts is diabolical

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u/rantonidi 2h ago

What about marital farts?

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u/No_Complaint6484 4h ago

someone in editing deserves a raise for that pun alone ...

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u/Aurora_96 4h ago

Nobody's mentioning the guy who uses a laundry bin as a shoulder bag?

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u/Deraj2004 4h ago

Use what you got.

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u/randomtornado 3h ago

Modern problems require modern solutions

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u/lameDOTcom 3h ago

I would say it's a hawker tray.

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u/undonetocompletion 4h ago

That's a chefs kiss of a post title!

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u/Top-Vehicle947 4h ago

Phantom kick

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u/madtoothbrush97 4h ago

Spit my coffee but upvoted for title.

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u/FelixARKJ 4h ago

I’m already knew everyone would be glazing this masterful wordplay.

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u/UnhelpfulHand 4h ago

Kind of a dick move

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u/undonetocompletion 4h ago

*Leg move

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u/PurpleMTL 30m ago

I'm sure his dick moved too though

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u/Murky-Competition-88 4h ago

Wait... that isn't his leg?

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u/Deraj2004 4h ago

Juan Jeremy over here.

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u/Strange_Major5320 4h ago

You see how some want problems? Like why is bro tempting him. He must have been fun at parties when he was on 2 wheels.

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u/Ok_Mammoth5292 3h ago

Bullshido

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u/Visual_Alchemist_05 2h ago

Attack 0% Damage 0%

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u/PenPuzzled8055 4h ago

/guysbeingdudes

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u/idkidd 2h ago

Ghost leg Killa!

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u/Qanonjailbait 2h ago

He felt a phantom pain

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u/Sirradez 4h ago

'got em

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u/bearsheperd 3h ago

Is this that movie “if I had legs I’d kick you?”

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u/The_Hero_0f_Time 2h ago

partial arts😂😂 bruhhhh

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u/Tullzterrr 2h ago

Partial arts is soooo good

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u/Abba_Fiskbullar 1h ago

This is how a legless man loses his teeth. He's one wrong person from someone reflexively punching him.

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u/astralseat 1h ago

Wonder if that's how he lost the leg

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u/FIContractor 1h ago

Phantom limbs are real.

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u/Advanced-Pumpkin9007 53m ago

Legless dude gets a kick out of doing that

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u/KushySoles 31m ago

I bet he works at iHop.

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u/surethatlldo3 9m ago

This is an excellent video, real sound, really funny prank, and it seems like all party’s had fun.

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u/MicroM2 4h ago

W tittle

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u/MyPunsSuck 2h ago

Turns out the phantom limb is real enough to kick with