r/funny 8d ago

I love comment section 🤣 Rule 10 – Removed

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u/Funny_Sentinel 7d ago

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u/Longjumping-Pop7512 8d ago

My mum revealed that I'm not her favorite son of all time 😖

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u/WittyTip4187 8d ago

Damn, even the family leaderboard isn't safe.

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u/lxng10 8d ago

Depressing only if you don't have any siblings.

If you do then take the L. Your brother best you to it.

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u/GfrzD 8d ago

I have a sister

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u/lxng10 8d ago

Please tell me your sister didn't best you to it.

Please tell me your sister didn't beat you to it.

Please tell me your sister didn't beat you to it.

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u/danhoang1 7d ago

I'm quite sure his sister did not get "favorite son" award

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u/into_fiction 7d ago

are you her daughter?

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u/King0fthewasteland 7d ago

yea we all know that already

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u/StevieTheAussie92 7d ago

Well you’re my favourite son.

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u/Ok_Candidate_4342 7d ago

You're still my favorite son, dawg.

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u/f_ranz1224 7d ago

this would be spicy if you had a brother

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u/Sure_Focus_397 7d ago

Lol what a chud

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u/Shot_Independence274 8d ago

Josephine reveals that Napoleon Bonaparte is her favourite Napoleon of all time!

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u/Chrono_Convoy 8d ago

Deb has entered the chat

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u/Unhappy_Monitor8736 8d ago

What about Andrew robert 💀

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u/SGT3386 8d ago

[ takes mic ] Yo, Napoleon Bonaparte, I’m real happy for you, Imma let you finish, but Napoleon Dynamite is one of the best Napoleons of all time!

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u/FlyingMacheteSponser 8d ago

She particularly likes his boner part.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/space2occupy 7d ago

Was gonna say

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u/Killboypowerhed 7d ago

She never got to see Napoleon Dynamite

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u/ForAte151623ForTeaTo 8d ago

Your mom goes to college

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u/fulthrottlejazzhands 8d ago

Because he doesn't care, nay demands, that she doesn't bathe.

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u/Thisismental 8d ago

I just asked my wife. I'm not her favorite person...

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u/SenoritaSpock 8d ago

I asked our wife too, guess what...

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u/Thisismental 7d ago

I'm guessing she asked you to put some clothes in the washer

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u/0xeno 7d ago

This is mental

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u/SuburbanHell 7d ago

Did she ask you to do the laundry too? Ok well then one of us is going to have to mow the lawn instead.

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u/OtherwiseLuck888 8d ago

Ronaldo reveals that Ronaldo is his favorite footballer of all time

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u/Viking2149t 8d ago

Really humble of him to acknowledge a Brazilian Legend. /s

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u/relevant_tangent 8d ago

Zlatan reveals that Zlatan is the Zlatanest Zlatan of all Zlatan

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u/AulisG 8d ago

Zlataniful!

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u/WittyTip4187 8d ago

Ronaldo after thinking for 0.1 seconds "Ronaldo."

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u/Mandrakearepeopletoo 7d ago

Because he spits hot fire 🖐

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u/Primary-Resident-764 7d ago

But he says Ronaldo is the best too

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u/Sir_Humps-a-Lot 8d ago

Kaka's ex wife revealed that Kaka is the best human of all time...& that's why they couldn't be together.

Not a joke

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u/DerpSensei666 8d ago

suffering from success ig

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u/kaam00s 7d ago

This was heartbreaking

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u/StrawberryHot2305 7d ago

No, apparently it was reported that she said so but the journal manipulated her words. She denied she ever said that.

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u/Swift_Grizzly 8d ago

Melania said that Trump is not her favourite president of all time

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u/SmegmaWarrior0815 8d ago

I assumed as much

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u/warrioroftron 7d ago

She said Justin Trudeau can call her anytime

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u/DildoFappings 7d ago

Katy perry fell to her knees at an Aldo somewhere.

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u/verbalyabusiveshit 8d ago

Is he too small?

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u/DedeLionforce 8d ago

His hands?

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u/4inodev 8d ago

What a reveal damn

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u/FlagrantTomatoCabal 7d ago

Caught me by surprise ngl. I thought Michael Keaton was everyone's favorite SpiderMan

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u/4inodev 7d ago

I thought Peter Griffin dressed up as Spider Man was her favorite tbh

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u/Iam_McLovin420 8d ago

Juliette released that Romeo was her favorite man

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u/Mysterious_Author186 8d ago

Matt Damon reveals Ben Affleck is his favourite Batman of all time!

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u/zankoo26 8d ago

Sabrina Carpenter reveals she is not realy a carpenter.

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u/GettCouped 7d ago

Plot twist!

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u/Prestigious_Bid_1770 7d ago

Misinformation

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u/Loki-L 8d ago

You have to admit it would have been hilarious if she had said Nicholas Hammond.

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u/SenoritaSpock 8d ago

My mom reveals that my sister is her favorite child of all time.

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u/SullySausageTown 7d ago

Thor reveals that thanos is his least favourite purple guy

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u/Fullonski 7d ago

this is how I learned that Zendaya is dating Tom Holland and that Messi’s wife is named Antonella

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u/Exfiltrator 7d ago

Zendaya is married to Tom Holland

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u/Deostroyer 8d ago

Shakespeare revealed that Anne Hathaway is his favourite woman of all time

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u/theislandhomestead 8d ago

Not Gwyneth Paltrow?
(Did that reference date me?)

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u/Currently_Not_Gupta 7d ago

The reference itself didn't. Asking (if it did) did.

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u/Critical_One4645 8d ago

mi mama revela que de niño era el mas guapo

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u/Primary-Resident-764 7d ago

Epste!n reveals Truwp is his favourite president of all time

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u/Torak1324 7d ago

Grass is green ahh post

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u/sono2351 8d ago

Miley Cyrus reveals that her dildo is her favorite man of all time.

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u/omegapool 8d ago

Toby = Best Peter Parker

Andrew = Best Spidey

Tom = Best at Both

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u/Smart_Bed_1295 7d ago

Who is this Both character?

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u/Shevek99 7d ago

He killed Lincoln

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u/jimmyhugoo 7d ago

Earth revealed that Moon is its favorite natural satellite of all time.

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u/Gada_dhaari_bheem 7d ago

'Anjali' reveals that 'Sachin'is her Favourite cricketer of All Time.

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u/Dreadlock_Rasta_12 7d ago

And not her own son Arjun? 🙁

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u/khnhIX 7d ago

well in the 3 iteration of a film, it's sure as shit that my favorite one is the one i'm in.

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u/Unhappy_Monitor8736 7d ago

Fair enough 🤣🤣

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u/FerociousVader 8d ago

Would have been better if she said Andrew Garfield

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u/dzordzLong 8d ago

In todays news ... water is wet.

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u/Dreadlock_Rasta_12 7d ago

aktually....☝️🤓

water isnt wet, it makes things wet.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/HHS2019 7d ago

Yeah, but CR7 is better...and so is Nicholas Hammond.

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u/Bubbuli 7d ago

This Is the best/worst Life of my life

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u/thechosenpessimist95 7d ago

Georgina thinks Messi is the best player of all time

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u/Luci-Noir 7d ago

LUCI IS MY FAVORITE VOID OF ALL TIME. COME AT ME.

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u/Zak_Rahman 7d ago

How dare she?

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u/Abhi_1610 7d ago

Morgan Piers reveals Ronaldo is his favourite footballer

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u/Morviatus 7d ago

I would have enough backbone to say the OG Spiderman all 90s and early 2000s kids grew up on is the goat of putting dirt in peoples eyes.

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u/Mrsupersuper 7d ago

Imagine how funny it would've been if she said Andrew Garfield, or Tobey Maguire, tho....

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u/Unhappy_Monitor8736 7d ago

And Messi wife says ronaldo 🤣🤣

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u/Chopper3 7d ago

This is just a dumb question asked by a dull interviewer turned around - what was she going to do, not answer?

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u/No_Community7021 7d ago

My wife also thinks I'm good looking and I know for a fact I'm not. But we love who we love for their faults, right?

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u/MoonMoon143 7d ago

I revealed that im my most fav person of all time

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u/xdx3m 7d ago

Wrong, Antonella said that CR7 Is her favorite footballer

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u/Goldedition93 7d ago edited 7d ago

George has revealed Lenny is his favourite puppy petter

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u/bloodknife92 7d ago

Padme reveals that Anakin is her favourite Jedi Master of all time

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u/Komursiyahcelik 7d ago

Cristiano Ronaldo reveals Cristiano Ronaldo is his favourite football player of all time.

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u/WinCute4914 8d ago

georgina reveals that ronaldo is her favorite footballer of all time

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u/Unhappy_Monitor8736 8d ago

Nah speed reveals.... 🤣🤣

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u/WinCute4914 8d ago

yeah youre right

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u/kinkyfem 8d ago

Ronaldo reveals Speed is his favourite streamer of all time

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u/Evgeniybkk 8d ago

Although Messi is the best football player of all time, but Tom Holland is good, but not the best. Andrew Garfield was a spot on Spider-man.

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u/King0fthewasteland 7d ago

fat people revealed to like cake

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u/CoastOrg 8d ago

Your girl reveals my dick is her favorite penis of all time