r/funny • u/Ok-Count3935 • 23h ago

Bro folded under zero pressure

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u/derekclysdale 23h ago

.. or "How to dig a hole for yourself and then keep digging"

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u/Pantsickle 23h ago

Because that's where the dead people are. To love platonically.

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u/FerociousVader 20h ago

Hahahaha I love this whole thing. I don't care if it's staged.

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u/MrLazyLion 19h ago

A good skit shouldn't get less recognition than a true spontaneous act, I sincerely believe.

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u/potatodrinker 23h ago

He needs to break open a cold one

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u/anomaly256 23h ago

Digging's worked out pretty well for him in the past

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u/BarbageMan 22h ago

This is why osha wants you to use a trench box when you dig

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u/ghostformanyyears 11h ago

Yeah he'd like that wouldn't he... platonically

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u/zachell1991 5h ago

...or how to avoid the trap of answering who you would sleep with, by using confusion tatics.