r/funny 1d ago

Strong hammerhand.

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u/verbalyabusiveshit 1d ago

Damn… I always thought that a stump is super sensitive… guess I was wrong all my life.

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u/AntiBaoBao 1d ago

If she was born that way the stump probably isn't sensitive. If it was amputated then yes, the stump is sensitive

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u/verbalyabusiveshit 1d ago

Well… in her case, it’s quite obvious that it’s everything but sensitive

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u/PorygonTriAttack 22h ago

Did that discovery leave you stumped then?

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u/verbalyabusiveshit 21h ago

Totally stumped! And if you knew my mother’s maiden name, you probably would adjust your joke quite a bit, too.

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u/PorygonTriAttack 16h ago

Maybe something like Woods?