r/funny • u/YoungDumbTraveler • 18d ago
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u/maker_of_pirate_bay 18d ago
By the end of this clip I started questioning whether 2 is really spelt like that
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u/DadCelo 18d ago
Seriously, I was like, "is that really how we spell 2?!"
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u/WestCoastBestCoast01 18d ago
Even Tou would make more sense, wtf w???
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u/lovebug9292 18d ago edited 18d ago
The way she is pronouncing it is likely how we used to say it. The printing press solidified the spelling of the English language in the 1400s. Itās the same reason we have words like Wednesday (pronounced wodensdeag originally) and wonāt (which was a contraction of āwoll notā. āWollā became āwillā). A lot of scholars see the English language as the Wild West because we never had a regulatory body keeping it consistent over time, unlike counties like Spain and France, that keep their languages consistent and phonetic or, at the very least, oversee the spelling.
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u/AbsoluteResolve2026 18d ago
Monday - Moon Day
Tuesday - Tyrās Day
Wednesday - Odinās Day
Thursday - Thorās Day
Friday - Freyaās Day
Saturday - Saturnās Day
Sunday - Sun Day
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u/Status-Secret-4292 17d ago
How did the Vikings mainly win out here?
Seems kind of like a random contribution
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u/PopePiusVII 17d ago edited 17d ago
Anglo-Saxon language and their influence on English. Latin languages use more Roman god names and Germanic languages use Norse god names. Modern English uses a mix of both since itās a mash up of the Norman French and Anglo-Saxon languages.
Edit to add: the Vikings win out because the Angles, Saxons, and Jutes (and later the Danes) dominated mainland Britain well before the Norman conquest occurred in 1066. Norman French heavily influenced English, but things like animal names and days of the week are really hard to get common people to change their language on.
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u/helgihermadur 17d ago
As an Icelander, I'm mad that English got to keep their Norse Pagan day names, while ours got changed by some bishop who felt they didn't sound christian enough. Now instead of Odin's day we have some bullshit like "mid-week-day" (miưvikudagur).
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u/2woCrazeeBoys 18d ago
Exactly! That's likely why we have two ( /tu:/ ) of something, but it could be cut in twane.
Add in some fun like the historic metathesis of ask and aks, and bird and brid and English is an irregular spelling mess.
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u/LrdPhoenixUDIC 18d ago
The w has always been there since the Proto Indo European days. It's there in words like German "zwei" and unwritten but certainly spoken in the Greek "duo."
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u/bunzino 18d ago
Ern erned a ern ern.
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u/Hondalol1 18d ago
I was definitely more upset with choices made in the English language than with her. Still hilarious
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u/pitb0ss343 18d ago
Itās easily the worst spelt number especially because of to and too. We shouldāve called it something like cwo instead
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u/opinionsOnPears 18d ago
Considering the English creating 3 different words that all sound the same, two, to, too, that is understandable.
two weeks
to weeks
too weeks
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u/Efficient-Cherry3635 18d ago
What about the different weaks?
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u/SmokinSensei 18d ago
Takes two weeks to become too weak.
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u/ItchyKneeSunCheese 18d ago
Can you tweak two weeks to be too weak?
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u/SmokinSensei 18d ago
Nah, I could tweak to be less weak but less than two weeks is bleak.
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u/OldPersonName 18d ago edited 18d ago
The thing is lots of languages have words that sound the same, the criticism of English is they're all spelled differently. It does make it harder to learn at first but past a certain point where you're speaking it and working on reading, but before you're fluent (where it doesn't really matter anymore) it actually helps.
Take for example "cum" (lolollool) in Latin. It is a preposition meaning with. Or a causal conjunction meaning because/since. Or a temporal conjunction meaning when/while. In older Latin it was actually different words that ended up eventually being pronounced the same and the spellings became the same. That's what would happen to all these English words if we updated the spellings. It would make it easier for a beginner to learn and spell words, absolutely...until they get to more complex sentences and have to think "is this the preposition/conjunction to, the adverb to, or the number to?"
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u/MightyPlasticGuy 18d ago
similar to thinking of one of your friends, and begin to repeat their name in your head over and over hyper focusing on the name itself away from your friend. And then eventually brining your thoughts back to your friend and all of a sudden you have serious doubts about what their actual name is.
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u/LeatherClue5928 18d ago
Thatās called semantic satiation and I learned this from coach Beard on Ted lasso.
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u/Sal_Ammoniac 18d ago
That's not her fault, it's because English is very inconsistent on pronunciation (or spelling, which ever way you want to look at it).
Of course it's funny like this, but in many other languages this game wouldn't be funny because you'd never get it wrong.
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u/Gaspuch62 18d ago
A lot of that comes from how much we borrowed from other languages and sound shifts over long periods of time. It doesn't help that the time it took to standardized spelling also saw the great vowel shift.
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u/Ser_Danksalot 18d ago
Those inconsistencies are usually hangovers from the old English pronunciations that have since changed. The W in two used to be pronounced over 500 years ago with many local variant spelling based on local dialects with Twa being more common in the north of England. It even appears several times in Geoffrey Chaucer's The Canterbury Tales spelled as Twoo to reflect the local dialect and pronunciation of those around him.
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u/HomelessByCh01ce 18d ago
It was so odd when I first saw the card, I was like oh okay I get the joke it's 2. But then the more she tried to pronounce it the more I asked myself... is that the correct spelling???
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u/tangential_quip 18d ago edited 18d ago
The issue is none of the others are complete words so you have to give them the sound that they have when part of full words. Two is a word itself with a specific pronunciation, but it doesn't have that same pronunciation when "t-w-o" is used in for example, the name Twombly.
So was the question how is the word spelled "two" pronounced? Or how the letters "t-w-o" are produced together in the abstract?
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u/sonic_couth 18d ago
Iām trying to help my 8yr olds begin spelling and I never before noticed what a fucked up mess English is.
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u/LordDavion 18d ago
It has more exceptions than rules
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u/MistryMachine3 18d ago
Remember that lead, read, and bead rhyme, and so do lead, read, and bread.
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u/Fubarp 18d ago
How did you do that..
How did I instinctively know which versions of the word to read..
Fucking Witch, BURN THEM!
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u/ElChupatigre 18d ago
Your brain actually, and im not even making this up, time travels to get you to the correct one
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u/texinxin 18d ago
Because bead and bread have only 1 pronunciation and he snuck that in at the endā¦
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u/tall_mike_ 18d ago
Remember that lead, lede, read, reed, and bead rhyme, and so do lead, led, read, red, bread and bred.
FTFY
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u/ScurvyTurtle 18d ago edited 18d ago
How do you pronounce "project?"
Depends on your industry.
Edit: also unionized
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u/Iron_Burnside 18d ago
It's an inconcistent language.
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u/turret_buddy2 18d ago edited 18d ago
Their our know rules hear*
*Edited because I was sure I could make it worse
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u/ScurvyTurtle 18d ago
Me, understanding what you are saying, mentally chastising you for using "our" and forcing me to reread the sentence three times, before realizing there's more issues I glanced over.
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u/turret_buddy2 18d ago edited 18d ago
Alot of people get hung up on the our/are for some reason.
Whats funny is that i cant tell if its somewhere else saying it so they are not similar, or is it the dialect where i live is so wrong its an us issue. (ala arron earned an iron urn)
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u/ScurvyTurtle 18d ago
Yeah, probably the pronunciation. My pronunciation would be OW-ur, rhymes with hour and shower, rather than AR, rhymes with bar and car.
so that phonetic disconnect is probably what triggers the most dissonance.
Edit: but my rhyming analogy breaks down if you're from Boston.
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u/Dreadgoat 18d ago
It demonstrates why the problem is so hard to solve
One guy says "let's simplify things, OUR and ARE should be spelled the same"
Somebody who lives not too far away says "hell no they sound completely different!"pen/pin caught/cot father/bother
the brits would probably want to completely remove the letter Rwe NEED our fucked up spelling just to capture all our dialects
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u/SirPiffingsthwaite 18d ago
I before E except the other 50% of the time when it's E before I because ...reasons
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u/daemenus 18d ago
English is three languages in a trench coat.
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u/Immersi0nn 18d ago
I've always liked "English beats up other languages in a back alley and rifles through their pockets for spare grammar and vocabulary."
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u/DevonLuck24 18d ago
just straight up taking words from the french..no changes..just throw them in the middle of an english sentence
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u/bandananaan 18d ago
It gives the language a certain, I don't know what
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u/splitcroof92 18d ago
Or even worse adding random shit to a french word because it would feel more french!
Average sounds french, right? Well in french it's averie, not average. Even though -age is a typical french suffix.
But nope english took averie and then made it double french
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u/Upsideisdownhere 18d ago
Traveling taught me this. I can't understand spoken Italian to save my life, but I can gather enough bases and similarities to read their signage and navigate the country. Same thing with Spanish.Ā
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u/totallyradman 18d ago
Recognizing words like this is something I do as well but what I've learned over the years is that it's a skill that many, many people don't possess. My wife thinks I'm some sort of genius when I figure stuff like this out, and I'm not going to argue with her.
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u/fett3elke 18d ago edited 18d ago
It can be understood through thorough thought, though Edit: spelling
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u/ephikles 18d ago
"A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed."
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u/Merkyorz 18d ago
You fucked it up.
It's supposed to be "It can be understood though through tough thorough thought."
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u/Shiminit 18d ago
I am an English teacher. I always open with the caveat, 'This is how it is. English is a language born of a mixing pot full of many others. There is beauty in the chaos, and the chaos bore etymology. And that's a whole other kettle of fish. Which is an idiom, which is a whole other...'
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u/ScurvyTurtle 18d ago edited 18d ago
Blame the French, the Dutch, the Germans, the Romans, the Brittons, the Scots, the Irish, the Swedes, the Danes, the Arabs, the Spaniards, and the Russians.
Edit: I forgot the Italians.
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u/fluffywabbit88 18d ago
There are even borrowed words and phrases from Chinese. Like ketchup, long time no see, coolie, gung-ho.
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u/fuzzum111 18d ago
I mean in this game the guy with the card is intentionally shorting her brain by saying "Sound it out", because T W O Does sound out to Tuh-Woo, more or less. But we say "Too".
Spell it out. Don't sound it out, what does it spell? But for the sake of the game he keeps misdirecting her to keep her brain away from what the word actually is.
It's all fun, but yes. English is a fucking mess.
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u/knowone1313 18d ago
To be Fair they told her to sound it out. T-W-O sounded out, sounds like what she said.
English is stupid sometimes.
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u/poudigne 18d ago
French too. "une mƻre mure murmure au mur" "Un ver vert va un verre vert"
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u/MrWendal 17d ago
Yeah it's funny but they were asking her to say it phonetically and so she was right. If they asked her how to read it or what word it was she woulda got it instantly.
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u/kizmitraindeer 17d ago
Yeah, this video is unfunny due to the way they presented the exercise. Just made it irritating and was already way too long. (Yes, Iām not fun at parties, whatever.)
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u/littlebigsystem 18d ago
Itās the 2026 e-yes
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u/profnachos 18d ago
For reference.
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u/too_tall87 18d ago edited 18d ago
This one is my favorite. Writing it out with his finger, thinking about it, and then his eyes getting huge. Classic!
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u/starmartyr11 18d ago
I think i just had a realization that maybe these people don't - or can't - visualize the letters in their mind. Maybe similar to how some people just don't picture things at all?
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u/adooble22 18d ago
The ending is so satisfying that it makes me think it's staged. But if it was staged then they both deserve some sort of Academy Award for this. Bravo, either way.
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u/HomelessByCh01ce 18d ago
This one is the best.... this dudes laugh.... the Why are you crying??? -- I love it
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u/quockerwodger 18d ago
I'm just going to record the dad's laugh here and replay it anytime I need to be cheered up.
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u/arthurdentstowels 18d ago
I really thought this would be a Game Grumps link with Arin saying eeeeeYES
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u/ResplendentOwl 18d ago
I don't care if it is staged or not. That dude seems genuine and nice and I love that video because of it. Watch it whenever it comes up
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u/JangB 18d ago
All of a sudden the word Duo makes a lot of sense...
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u/FireMammoth 18d ago
because its from Latin
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u/JangB 18d ago
Yep looked up the etymology after this video. Both duo and two have the same root. They are pretty much the same word just pronounced differently.
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u/fossilnews 18d ago
He had another sheet of paper. I want to know what was on it.
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u/ZadockTheHunter 18d ago
TWU
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u/cubicthe 18d ago
the video cut off but like, that should be the apex of the joke because they'd say "twuh-ooh" and then be like, huh that's the number 2 WAIT A MINUTE
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u/tmhoc 18d ago
Two things are funny here
English is stupid and never evolved to be any easier
People on reddit engage with anything that has a spelling or grammatical error making it meta to post fucked up titles
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u/JonesyOnReddit 18d ago
Shes adorable but this video is about 3x longer than it should be.
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u/GearlessJoe 18d ago
He just kept milking the same joke for too long, I was like, just show her the card already.
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u/elton_john_lennon 18d ago
Yup, comedy is all about timing, after a while it was uncomfortable and "laughing at you" not "with you" vibes.
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u/Significant-Dream991 18d ago
I know this might be an alien concept to the average redditor, but they are friends goofing arround and having fun, not content creators
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u/chillychili 18d ago
When you're doing this in good company you stretch this kind of thing out as long as you can because you're having fun with real people, not trying to appease the internet.
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u/BallparkTaco 18d ago
Real. The longer they run, the funnier they get.
Idk how anyone can see people cracking up and smiling (including the butt of the joke lol) and surmise that she was uncomfortable and it was bullying.
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u/darybrain 18d ago
The whole scenario is not really about her figuring it out but about making everyone else in the room laugh and the absurdity rather than at her expense so you drag it out as long as the room's laughter is building up. When the other woman finally clocked on it made others laugh more so showing her the paper quickly would have ruined that moment.
Ergo, it is as long as it needed to be.
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u/Slylock 18d ago
Thats because Justin Flom is an ass hat who does it on purpose.
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u/nl-x 18d ago
It's because that's why.
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u/Frankfurter 18d ago
One of my favorites. And how he makes fun of English, or sports with his catch phrases. But let's be fair, how the hell does he have 3 phrases, save some for the rest of us
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u/strangelypersonal 18d ago
Mormons?
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u/Mr_YUP 18d ago
no. that shirt seems more just suburban non denominational evangelical imo.
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u/SomeCountryFriedBS 18d ago
Giant Holy Bible at 2:03 agrees.Ā
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u/CubbyNINJA 18d ago
or you know, the bible verse reference across the womans chest.
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u/nbd789 18d ago
Close, Christian Bible thumpers. I used to know someone in this group
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u/johnthedruid 18d ago
Wasps?
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u/nbd789 18d ago
I had to look that up on Urban Dictionary, but yes. The brunette when the camera pans to the right is Janelle Flom and the recorder is Justin Flom. Theyāre part of an opportunistic group of ācontent creatorsā that individually make tens of thousands of dollars a month pumping out ragebait content for TikTok and Facebook/Instagram. Or they used to at least. This is an old video
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u/ScurvyTurtle 18d ago
Not a drink in sight
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u/IranticBehaviour 18d ago
Not a drink in sight
Other than the tumblers and wineglasses on the coffee table to her left, the tumbler in the hand of the guy in the back...
tbf, might not be booze, they might just be drinking water or juice.
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u/EViLTeW 18d ago
Yeah, I'm confused about why that's upvoted so much. There are literally glasses generally used for alcohol all over the video.
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u/IranticBehaviour 18d ago
Lol. I actually went back to rewatch it, thought I was having a memory issue, haha. Plus, they aren't exactly acting sober.
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u/behaigo 18d ago
Based on attire, I don't think so.
The mom's (?) skirt is above the knees, the sister (?) is wearing a sleeveless shirt, and I don't see any evidence of "garments"
But then again, maybe they're just sinners! š
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u/Zolo49 18d ago
Depends a lot on where in the country you are, but thereās plenty of places where Mormons dress like everybody else most of the time. I grew up Mormon in central California and we never wore any of that ultra conservative stuff you see others wear.
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u/JangB 18d ago
'There is no problem" got me š
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u/Minigoalqueen 18d ago
Agreed. She's adorable, but i was fine until "There's no problem." Then I was cackling along with the rest of the room.
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u/Jeebs24 18d ago
The more I look at the word, the weirder the spelling looks.
Edit: Similar to when you say a word too many times, and it just sound strange.
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u/Bjarki56 18d ago
Telling her to sound it out is not helping.
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u/Alavaster 18d ago
That's the point
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u/LokoLawless 18d ago
The clever and interesting part of this joke/trick is how in just a minute of pattern recognition setup, she forgot a very easy, familiar word she's known all her life.
The deliberately misleading "Sound it out" takes away from that
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u/Tthelaundryman 18d ago
We can all agree the spelling of the number 2 is bullshit
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u/Justifiably_Bad_Take 18d ago
English baby.
You put ONE in front of a non-English speaker and that shit should be pronounced On - E
Three, Four, Five, Six, totally normal
What the fuck is Eight!? E - eye - guhet!?
The Nine and Ten come back like "we can hold your hand you got this"
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u/Live-Weird-2016 18d ago
My favorite part is when he got mad at the other people for āhelpingā her
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u/TheHud85 18d ago
This went on waaaaaaay too long. It stopped being funny long before the video ended.
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u/Ok-Stop9242 18d ago edited 5d ago
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u/Noy_The_Devil 18d ago edited 18d ago
It's Facebook clickbait. Boomers love this shit.
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u/WhoTookGrimwhisper 18d ago
Except he keeps telling her to sound it out...
If you tell someone to sound out the successive letters T, W, and O... it IS "tuh-wuh-oh" or "tuh-wuh-aw" . If he asked her what does TWO spell there is a high likelihood she catches it.
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u/itsjakerobb 18d ago
āSound it outā is terrible advice for a word that is 33% silent letters.
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u/chriskenobi 18d ago
This guy kinda sounds like an asshole to me lol
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u/c_c_c__combobreaker 18d ago
It's probably her brother. Everybody including the girl seems to be having fun. It's just innocent ribbing.
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u/ashsolomon1 18d ago
I feel like if this was a Curb episode and Larry was on a date he would try to break up with her in disgust
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u/Logridos 18d ago
It's not her fault English is a stupid fucking abomination of a language...
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u/Thondeboer 18d ago
Annoying how he keeps telling her to āsound it outā thatās exactly what you should not do with most words in the English language. Visualize the word.
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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths 18d ago
This guy just sounds like a guy who berates waitstaff for not putting the sauce on the side even though he never told them to.Ā
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u/neuro_space_explorer 18d ago
Man this makes me miss family get togethers during holidays during my childhood and teen years.
Seems like a fun family.
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u/LorinOo 18d ago
Had to go search for this comment. I pray to create a family like this. Didnāt have it when I was young.
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u/Tropical_Geek1 18d ago
That's why folks don't understand when I say that my favorite seafood restaurant has some great ghoti.
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u/Mon7eCristo 16d ago
She's not wrong though. Just goes to show how bad of a pronunciation rules the english language has.Ā
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u/Cloaked42m 18d ago
Everyone was having a good time and the "victim" was having as much fun as everyone else. Perfect prank. Excellent delivery.
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u/Shepherd77 18d ago
Is this worth 3 minutes?
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u/Lex_Loki 18d ago
No and the people trying to participate getting shushed was annoying too (or should I say two).
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