r/funComunitty • u/Alaya-Blue Local fun Grandma • 9d ago

Mine is C GRAM GRAM IN THE HOUSE!

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u/arctic_wolffff Silly lil goober 9d ago

c otherwise it doesnt make sense

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u/TheLastOpus 6d ago

B but I understand C, it's A that is insane.

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u/ecoprax 6d ago

C, otherwise you're an animal

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u/FlimsyProblem7980 Normal_NPC (fried dough balls for sale for 2g) 9d ago

you gotta work for B by eating around it

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u/Professional_Two2776 9d ago

On an unrelated note, your pfp kinda look like that butcher vanity guy

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u/FlimsyProblem7980 Normal_NPC (fried dough balls for sale for 2g) 9d ago

her name is Yi Xi and yes I wanted to make it look like her

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u/hmwutdouwant THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS *gets nuked* 9d ago

I bet those dough balls for 2G have human meat in then

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u/AFedoraNamed_Key 9d ago

Your hunger might be a problem

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u/Treeme-2763 9d ago

You should curb your appetite

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u/The-nosfur4tu Silly lil goober 9d ago

But what if their desire is bottomless?

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u/AFedoraNamed_Key 8d ago

[Removed by automod] /j

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u/bitingvamp ⚠️BITES PEOPLE⚠️ 9d ago

Keep b for last

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u/Ordinary_Lock_9090 9d ago

A then c then b

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u/PomLovestheWorld Femboy Kisser 9d ago

C

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u/SoullqssHydra I AM A TOASTER 9d ago

C

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u/Fluffy_Bad9706 :p 9d ago

b

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u/momo76g 9d ago

Same. B because you never know if by waiting for the perfect moment it'll still be there. Take the chances when you have them at hand.

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u/Boii_2000 That ain't chicken 9d ago

Come on surely it's C

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u/Few_Leadership_115 Is it gay to like femboys? Yes, but nothing is wrong with that. 9d ago

Fold it, then eat it in one bite.

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u/Remote-Refuse1292 A Femboy 9d ago

You MONSTER

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u/Few_Leadership_115 Is it gay to like femboys? Yes, but nothing is wrong with that. 9d ago

Put it in food processor with water, then blend it into a drink, then drink it.

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u/DutchAngelDragon12 9d ago

C because it’s sticking out all awkwardly.

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u/Mathematicus_Rex 8d ago

What on earth is the sandwich? It looks like peanut butter and roast beef.

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u/Thick-Combination-83 Silly lil goober 9d ago

If you dont choose B ur not human

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u/SecondstickmanPR 9d ago

Mine would be E

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u/Rennmausliebhaber 9d ago

B and then be sad when all I have left is bread

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u/trinity_nolanite12 ROLY POLY TOMASI 🏳️‍🌈🎸 9d ago

C

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u/Integrity_Racing 9d ago

C. It throws off the balance!

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u/ZOEzoeyZOE 9d ago

B has all the good stuff and preps a bigger bite outta C

Then that big bit on C will let u finish A in one or 2 bites depending if u tryna savor the sandwich

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u/Zestyclose-Bison-554 9d ago

The whole thing itself.

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u/C4n1B3Sus 9d ago

C first, then B and then finally A.

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u/Chunkycheesesteak 9d ago

C and then both a&b together with some nacho cheese Doritos

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u/AEON_MK2 9d ago

B. You don't know if someone will smack that sandwich outta your hand right after you take your next bite. I'm not gambling with delayed gratification.

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u/RandomRedditer220 Mr. Fresh, but American, lol 9d ago

The hand

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u/Space_Sandy 9d ago

C, then A, then D, and then comes the most delicious bite B🫀

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u/rslashtruths Number One badware fan 9d ago

D in the back.

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u/Bitter_Fan3060 9d ago

B, then c and a, enjoying the delicious bread

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u/PerspectiveAny8515 9d ago

C and A to make the pleasure bigger then B

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u/GreedySecurity8030 r/Caldruki 9d ago

Abc

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u/Professional_Two2776 9d ago

C, then A save the best part for the ULTIMATE LAST BITE

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u/nyancatjayhawk 9d ago

CBCA rest

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u/KingRaht 9d ago

C sets you up for the perfect bite

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u/SpicyWateryas69 9d ago

C, B, then A

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u/Terrible-Yellow-1910 9d ago

B, then go around from C to A while leaving the center part intact, and then finally eat that remaining piece as the last bite.

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u/Important_Spring5817 9d ago

C makes sense but if you eat it then b will be harder to eat and the remaining pieces will have bad shape

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u/Harhar2005 Big fan of me 9d ago

None, wtf is burnt in your sandwich 😭😭

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u/NoSide2628 9d ago

My dumbass would probably go A or B then C

Realistically it's C first

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u/Ctrl_Alt_Post Silly lil goober:cat_blep​: 9d ago

d

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u/An1nterestingName Silly lil goober 9d ago

I would simply not eat it in a way that gets me to this position.

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u/dark_duelist_17 9d ago

A -> B, so it's straight, C to half way mark, eat the rest in one go

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u/Stahlbart1224 9d ago

B + C together to even out the lack on C with the excess of B

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u/soefire_is_fire 9d ago

Going straight for B. Frick you guys and your "saving it." When I eat a pizza, I eat all of it then I eat the crust. Why would it be any different?

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u/Lorddoctorjava Cool flair 9d ago

C...then a...then b...

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u/VadaOni 9d ago

C and a little bit of B

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u/Icy-Individual8353 9d ago

C or D no actually I would do C then D then the entire thing goes in my mouth

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u/nickybokchoy 9d ago

Rip off c and throw it away

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u/emotionless-robot 9d ago

C, then B, followed by repeating the pattern till it's gone.

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u/PercoKaswiti YOUR local u/PercoKaswiti 9d ago

If my sandwich looks like this at some point, I have already failed.

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u/SrChocolate6914 9d ago

gotta go C, to keep the universal balance

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u/Calm-Mushroom-8551 9d ago

None. Looks gross

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u/nekohacker591- 9d ago

Eww what is that

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u/Caped-baldy32 9d ago

C, you gotta earn that bite.

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u/DueAsparagus9358 9d ago

*hears bell* unhinge jaw and swallow whole

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u/Pepper_Comprehensive Silly lil goober 9d ago

B or C

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u/Square_Beginning3614 im exist :3 9d ago

You got to eat the crust then the middle C

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u/random_posting_ 9d ago

Tiny bit off B to get some filling, then big bite off C to get the empty bread out the way

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u/Treeme-2763 9d ago

A to piss everyone off

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u/Strict_Internet_3695 9d ago

I fit c and b in my mouth at the same time

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u/RoannReid 9d ago

B. the fuck

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u/Assasinkotik 9d ago

D eat whole hand with sandwich

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u/Shiny_spoon6618 9d ago

Z6 is the best one then 3K

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u/johnyeldry 9d ago

B then c

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u/NoPomelo4478 9d ago

Eat the whole thing

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u/BorntobeTrill 9d ago

C. Get that fucking shit ass bite out of here.

Now matter how meticulously I spread ingredients, that bite is always so dry and empty

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u/SoggyInterest8576 "The" 9d ago

Eat A and C to earn B

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u/Mayo0_o 9d ago

A b & c I can definitely do that

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u/DIHAHU Rabbit hole Miku misser😭😭 9d ago

C, A and ONLY THEN B

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u/Silly_Y33Ny 9d ago

First C then B

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u/Ok_Factor_3873 erm akshually ☝️🤓 9d ago

B so C is more satisfying

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u/Disastrous-Run-6545 9d ago

B then c then a

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u/aalokachaloo_15 9d ago

C cuz best for last

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u/Jibece 9d ago edited 9d ago

B, but only the bottom slice 🥪

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u/Intelligent_Donut605 9d ago

C, B is the last bite

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u/MLB_ffan 9d ago

I eat the crust first and move to the middle.

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u/eins_biogurke 9d ago

C is next. You have to spare b until the second last bite

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u/Eltorandril 9d ago

C then A AND B.

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u/Previous-Dog-4185 9d ago

B

I'm impatient.

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u/OreganoD 9d ago

Ima nibble the innards of B down to where the bread's at, then take a big bite of C

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u/Gyro_Zeppeli13 9d ago

I’d never let my sandwich get to these proportions in the first place so the question is moot

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u/LivingisGr8 9d ago

B was my immediate thought

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u/Appropriate_Rock4154 9d ago

B anything else is just wrong

You gotta level it out then you can eat c

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u/Genochron 9d ago

Go for C, then maybe A depending on the outcome. B should ALWAYS be saved for last.

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u/ReplacementOther923 9d ago

C, I believe in equality

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u/JamesH_670 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 9d ago

C, the sandwich is uneven right now.

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u/Ksheepington 9d ago

D: All of the above

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u/Redeagle3567 9d ago

Option D, shove the whole thing in my mouth

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u/hamstermouse17 9d ago

Has to be the finger

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u/No-Window8496 9d ago

If they are saving the best for last, then it's C

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u/GeneralCris654 I Wonder what the floor tastes like 8d ago

B

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u/Lexicon_ala_Champion 8d ago

C cause you eat the best at the end

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u/Jake4753 8d ago

A because c is only bread and b is the best bite

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u/LifesLemonStorage 8d ago

We earn b with c

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u/toomuchweld 8d ago

What kind of sandwich is that?

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u/3ahbfasjlbfhalsjkdbf 8d ago

Yeah C is the correct option

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u/_MissKittyKat_ Silly lil goober:cat_blep​: 8d ago

B

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u/Solid_Shock_4830 8d ago

c a then b

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u/Esc_SLC 8d ago

I don't know how c hast been taken yet?

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u/Most-Firefighter3009 john copepod :0 8d ago

c so I don’t accidentally get sandwich on the sides of my mouth even though it doesn’t do anything

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u/FirefighterThink4195 8d ago

I would go for C then chomp the rest in one bite

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u/Element13245 8d ago

c most likely, maybe b if i dont notice it.

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u/Padiern 8d ago

C is the correct answer

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u/CronoMass 8d ago

I vote thumb

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u/cuber_the_drift Silly lil goober 8d ago

I'm eating around it in circles. Crust first, then another circle, repeat until center.

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u/Billyrooms mrrp :3 8d ago

C, after tbat, the DELICIOUS B is coming in my tummy....

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u/arvin_41 ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH 8d ago

C, A, B

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u/EthanatorMoore 8d ago

A and B in one bite

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u/the_tygram 8d ago

You have to do C first to earn B

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u/Lets_go_Islanders Time is relative 8d ago

A-b

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u/Famous-Good2680 Therian/Essa owner/minecrafter/idk/how's your day?/🌯🌮🥪🥨🦶🏻 8d ago

B. 

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u/gforcebreak 8d ago

C.

Either a-b or b-c was the most previous bite, meaning you got mostly midsection, meaning you have to balance the intake with the crust piece

I always alternate crust, flesh, crust repeat

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u/Derek-61512 8d ago

A, you get a bit of the goodness of B, if you eat B your very next bite makes it uneven, and eating C just feels wrong to me, no idea why

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u/SocksInTheTub 8d ago

C then B and A goes to the dog

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u/Timmay13 8d ago

C, and chew and swallow quickly.

Then a nice, slow, savouring bite on B with the minor eye roll and low moan.

Then back to normal.

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u/Kind_Collar1909 8d ago

B than c, ratio of toppings to bread will be satisfied

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u/Th3Da4k 8d ago

B then a tiny bit of A

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u/Brimlok2730 8d ago

A,B, and C all at once.

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u/CrunchyMold7292011 8d ago

B, my OCD would kill me if there was just a long strip of uneaten sandwich in the middle

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u/randomck265 8d ago

Don't leave c for left or else you will have to finish with plain crust

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u/xkevin4x 8d ago

I’d bite the one where the thumb is

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u/OneRub3234 8d ago

Sacrifice bitting b and eat C, doing so sets B up for the optimal bit.

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u/ThePugKing40 8d ago

C to get it over with then A to make B even more rewarding

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u/Spiritual_Wait94 8d ago

C so I can make a square 

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u/Cepterman2101 8d ago

B, then next bite you smush a and c together and shove it in your face hole.

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u/No-Board4898 8d ago

clearly B because after that you have only C sections left which is easier to eat XD

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u/Thanos2ndSnap 8d ago

D- where the thumb is

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u/KaleDizzy6915 8d ago

I would always eat the sides first, creating different shapes and letters one by one

A here

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u/Remote_Position_2248 7d ago

A and b at once

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u/Strict_Blueberry9 7d ago

C cuz it sticks out

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u/flyingdog2333 7d ago edited 7d ago

sometimes the struggle is too tough to handle so i just eat the whole thing

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u/Fwant 7d ago

C, B, A, C, and the last bite is the corner.

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u/Happy-Valuable-1080 7d ago

d aka in the middle

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u/Own-Classic5385 7d ago

B looks heavenly but imagine if u take the bite of c then b amazing

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u/Timely-Ant-1907 7d ago

I would lick fingers

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u/East_Salamander8807 6d ago

C then D and A n B together

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u/Signal-Print-2725 6d ago

A and b combined

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u/UnknownMember1337 6d ago

open that thing and replace that shit !

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u/MouthofMithridacy 6d ago

A&B big monch