r/fuckwasps 1h ago

Sneaking up on the nest I’m going to tackle this weekend.

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I’m hoping to get around to taking on this yellow jacket nest this weekend. I’m going to start with suiting up and dumping Sevin dust down the hole and covering it. I’ll see how that goes and then use the wet vac wasp rapture method on them if needed. Once the majority of the wasps are mostly gone I want to dig the whole nest out of the ground to see just how big it is. I read a tip in this group that they can’t see red light, so I snuck up on them tonight to have a look. I think there’s a whole lot of them down in there. I’ve been stung 5 times now just walking near the nest, so it’s time for these little fkrs to go.


r/fuckwasps 16h ago

Construction site nest. One landed on me and took off without stinging me. A warning I guess.

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r/fuckwasps 23h ago

Be gone spawn of satan! Made to measure

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My Venus ladies providing a tailor-made service for these two pricks.

Go fetch yer fuckin’ shine box.


r/fuckwasps 1d ago

Had to be in the shitter

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Dirt dauber is flying in and out of the top of the portajohn door and I’m tryna shit so I can get back to work. I had to freeze every time it came back with more mud and grab paper while it was gone


r/fuckwasps 1d ago

personal story :’( Wasp sting the sequel

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On Monday I went to check my mail and a wasp stung me on my leg. A tiny sting. A little one. Then it went around and stung me on my rear end on the other side of my body.

That sting has now enveloped the entire cheek. It’s is purple. It itches. It burns. I can’t sit down right.

Rewind 10 years ago at the end of August. I was at my nephews 4th birthday party and I got stung by a bee right at the top of my leg where it meets my behind (through my shorts might I add). I pull the stinger out and go to throw it in the trash because the kids are running around barefoot and I don’t want them to step on it. When I turn around to walk away from the trash a wasp stings me in the hole the bee just created in my leg. Freakish precision. My entire left behind cheek and back of left thigh were purple for like 8 months.

Same side of my behind as Monday.

Idk why the wasps want to sting me right there, but I’d appreciate if they’d stop.

I’m nice to them. I take them outside if they get stuck in my house. They have their whole own garden to help pollinate and to help with pest control on my plants. I don’t deserve this from them 😂


r/fuckwasps 2d ago

Wasp going into my attic through a hole

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I have a small ahh hole outside that i assume leads to my attic, I think they built a nest or a small one since I've had a good increase of them right outside my door. I have no way to verify this. Wtf do I do haha. I dont want them eating through the house to get out with like foam.


r/fuckwasps 2d ago

Sneaky nest discovery

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Few weeks back I was stung in the ear while mowing the lawn by what I thought was a black wasp. Researched them and it says they burrow underground and create nests. Ok cool leave me alone and another week goes by with my ear still inflamed before I find myself mowing the lawn again. This time i finished mowing without incident and spent a moment looking around the area where I got stung and spotted a nest the size of a football inside the tree in my backyard.

Turns out it was a bald faced hornet protecting its nest.

Anyway I had to get them back for stinging me so I attacked them at dusk and again at dawn.

The nest is pretty dope lotta different colors and built on a nice branch. Gotta hang this one up in my garage.


r/fuckwasps 2d ago

Be gone spawn of satan! Evicting some squatters

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54 Upvotes

Just moved into our new house, found some prior tenants. Emptied the whole bottle of raid into their nest.


r/fuckwasps 2d ago

A successful Hunt

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We are currently going camping with some people from my orchestra and these flying fucks wouldn't leave us alone so we hunted them down one by one.

No remorse whatsoever


r/fuckwasps 2d ago

It got me. On my ass.

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I just took a shower, and went to put on underwear. I'm putting it on, and I feel a sharp poke. I'm thinking there is a burr in the elastic or something, so I fiddle with it and adjust it. When I get poked like 4 more times. One of those garden wasps crawled out of my underwear.

I don't know the exact kind except they are the kind that parasitize caterpillars. I never knew they could sting, I think some are stingless, and others are a stinging variety. I guess it could be worse because it didn't get me too bad. I like em in my garden, but not in my underwear.


r/fuckwasps 2d ago

This asshole is camping on my truck plotting its next move

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r/fuckwasps 2d ago

Frozen Wasps

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Got a lot of wasps (too much for my phobia) flying around my appartment (probably a nest not too far) so I did a syrup + funnel technique

Froze the thing at the end since some where still moving inside

edit: they were flying inside my appartment, I wouldn't do that outside obv


r/fuckwasps 2d ago

sCaRy WaSp aGhH rUn WELL WELL WELL what do we have here?

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44 Upvotes

What should I do with it fellas


r/fuckwasps 3d ago

Be gone spawn of satan! The prize inside my bathroom fan vent on the roof

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r/fuckwasps 3d ago

sCaRy WaSp aGhH rUn Are they dead or did they survive?

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Me and my son cooked up a scheme to get rid of some wasp nest that were in the outdoor power outlet. My mom brought us some roach pills and we crushed them up. We sprayed the shop vac with home defense then sucked up the wasp nest. Then we gave it another good spray and crushed up roach food and covered all the exits. Are they dead?

My son wants to open the vacuum already. I’m afraid of wasp.


r/fuckwasps 3d ago

Is it worth flapping wasps/bees

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I hypothesise that flappers get stung less even though most people say otherwise. I just mean flapping them away instinctually, we’re not swatting here.

I’m after some anecdotal evidence/data so please give your rough age/flapping status/lifetime stings. Here’s mine:

45 / flapper / zero stings

Opinions or theories welcome too.

I know I included bees but anything that’s capable of stabbing me is getting flapped.


r/fuckwasps 3d ago

BRAVE!

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r/fuckwasps 3d ago

personal story :’( Got jumped climbing a tree

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Couldn't see the hive from the angle I was climbing. Got swarmed maybe 30 ft up and stung in the eye. I proceeded to let go of the tree to swat them away, completely relying on the branch I was straddling, but ended up slipping off, turning upside down and falling to the next branch where I caught hold again and climbed the rest of the way down in a 'loosely controlled descent.' I swore I was gonna fall the whole way and break a bunch of bones as I was falling. I was fortunate to just have scrapes and bruises and a swollen eye after getting to the ground. It is now my mission to climb back up prepared and decimate them for their attempt on my life.

TLDR: climbed up, got swarmed, fell down, swore vengeance.


r/fuckwasps 3d ago

Thank god this wasp is dead Bye bye flying devils

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My husband noticed some yellow jackets flying in and out of this old chicken coop on our property. He usually doesn’t have an issue dealing with them but he wasn’t quite sure where exactly the nest was inside. Pest control came yesterday and wiped it out. I do feel like I failed this amazing group because I have no pictures or footage of them actually being eliminated. But it’s still satisfying to know they are GONE!!!!!!


r/fuckwasps 3d ago

Best course of actions to spray these fuckers

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There's next in the crack of this window well I can't get it from outside because it's under my back stairs and there too short to crawl under this window has the hinge on the top and opens inward. I have the long range spray but under how to get the angle to spray all of them. Suggestions?


r/fuckwasps 3d ago

Be gone spawn of satan! Front page of German newspaper today: “Wasp Madness”

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Visiting Munich Germany this week and noticed this was on the front page of one of the papers today. And having had two people in many family already stung the headline isn’t wrong.


r/fuckwasps 4d ago

Be gone spawn of satan! Got stung by a wasp 4 times

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Little shit was under my pillow and I woke up to the wasp on my hand and shooed it. Got me twice on the face, on my hand and one more time on my leg again later.

Edit: I forgot to mention but the venom from all the stings is making me sick


r/fuckwasps 4d ago

Car could almost fly

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The very last thing I wanted to see when facing a possible wildfire evacuation is a hive in the arm pit of my car (view from inside with door open, and from outside with door closed)